I am actually loving the extra buffet kilos 😂 I have proper ..
I am actually loving the extra buffet kilos 😂 I have proper tits now
2023-08-30 19:03:33 +0000 UTC View PostI am actually loving the extra buffet kilos 😂 I have proper tits now
2023-08-30 19:03:33 +0000 UTC View PostOMG... I replied to my messages... I feel like a deserve a medal for that olympic feat. I'm off out. You won't get a reply today again lol While woman, I know.
2023-08-30 17:43:22 +0000 UTC View PostRight, I’m alive - peanut butter bagel in me - still feel the hangover of lack of sleep, but I made it. I have to say - I’m pretty impressed with how my carrier handled the whole situation. I cannot fault them. Was a shock to the system the contrast of hotels - huge shock. However, it humbled me. It did. I saw people having an amazing time in the pool and yes the service, and food was leaps and bounds apart but, it showed me that money doesn’t matter in terms of happiness folks. You. Create. Your. Own. 🩷 I’ll be back soon. No idea when x
2023-08-30 12:58:16 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll reply to all messages when I get home at some point today - I need to sleep. Fml. Sleeping on a plane overnight - GRIM.
2023-08-30 08:13:18 +0000 UTC View PostAfter an insane 27 hours I finally made it to Belfast. Still off though.
2023-08-30 08:12:37 +0000 UTC View PostI did not cause the air traffic control destruction. Promise. Xo
2023-08-28 13:44:09 +0000 UTC View PostThere is a reason why a pillow has to be set outside overnight, god help the people who has it 💦😈💦
2023-08-27 06:44:41 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, I swear booze makes me have the weirdest dreams ever 😂 Who’s getting in bed beside me? Xx
2023-08-27 06:40:10 +0000 UTC View PostCan I get an OH AH…. Ma…..lia…
2023-08-26 20:18:23 +0000 UTC View PostRight so, having a wee iced cappacino because I’m a dick. But… come and hear and listen to me chat shit… walk into my bedroom - look to the bedside - there is nipple clamp chains, pink dildo, a Lelo dildo and an apple. “Balls deep in a squealing hog” - only those that play cards against humanity will understand that reference 🥵😂
2023-08-26 14:31:48 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not even kidding at how low back this dress is. I’ll show you when I’m home! Obviously you can’t see how unbelievably pretty I am but, ye know. Such is life. For the guys that know me in the real world - you can imagine x Off to snooze in the sun and drink 10099999.34 pina coldas - again - I’m not replying to your messages unless you tip - wait until Tuesday big lads and girls. Laters sluts I’m out .
2023-08-26 12:12:38 +0000 UTC View PostWent parasailing for the first time ever, 10/10 recommendation - it’s pretty peaceful. Got sloshed last night and jumped in the pool last night with my gold dress - you’ll see a pic in a min of it as I’m so stunning I could cry… but anyways - security was like wtf? Thinking someone was drowning and I was a drowned rat walking home laughing my balls off. Worked out every day, and have about 4kg on… sweet baby Jesus and the wee fucking donkey - the jaws are getting wired shut when I’m back home. Diet of air and dick thank you. Bye.
2023-08-26 12:08:55 +0000 UTC View PostCannot behave myself for 30 seconds guys and girls x
2023-08-26 12:04:17 +0000 UTC View PostAlso, can I call you daddy while your balls deep in me?
2023-08-24 15:45:09 +0000 UTC View PostI squirted on the bed this morning, like so violently it was amazing… I think the maid hates me now.
2023-08-24 15:44:22 +0000 UTC View PostLife stands still as I’m away, it’s unbelievable.
2023-08-24 15:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post