

Went parasailing for the first time ever, 10/10 recommendati..
Added 2023-08-26 12:08:55 +0000 UTCWent parasailing for the first time ever, 10/10 recommendation - it’s pretty peaceful. Got sloshed last night and jumped in the pool last night with my gold dress - you’ll see a pic in a min of it as I’m so stunning I could cry… but anyways - security was like wtf? Thinking someone was drowning and I was a drowned rat walking home laughing my balls off. Worked out every day, and have about 4kg on… sweet baby Jesus and the wee fucking donkey - the jaws are getting wired shut when I’m back home. Diet of air and dick thank you. Bye.