What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?A glove..

What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A glove.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A glove.
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Turn 30
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and hers.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Eye
I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force, and I crunch with weight. I grab my victims, but they do not fight. I join them each with a single, quick bite. What am I?
A stapler.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
What can you break without touching it?
A promise.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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2025-01-11 17:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhich word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
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2025-01-11 15:47:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water.
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2025-01-11 13:47:06 +0000 UTC View PostEvery night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An Alarm Clock
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Nine Years
What's a single-digit number with no value?
0
What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
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2025-01-11 05:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostI am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
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2025-01-11 03:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostIf you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
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2025-01-11 01:47:05 +0000 UTC View PostI saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.I think he must be plotting something.
2025-01-11 00:06:28 +0000 UTC View PostIf a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
977 animals (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)