What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?Chicago!
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
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Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortu..
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?..
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?9
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?They al..
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?Because it has Greece at the..
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
How do you spell COW in thirt een letters?SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
How do you spell COW in thirt een letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What is full of holes but still holds water?A sponge.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What has a neck but no head?A bottle.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three night..
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
What is more useful when it is broken?An egg.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
What goes up, but never comes down?Age.
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age.
Which fish costs the most?A goldfish.
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?A feather.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
Where do you take a sick boat?To the dock-tor.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock-tor.
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be re..
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS.
What comes down but never goes up?Rain.
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?Foot..
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
2025-01-09 15:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?A..
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
Alphabet.
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. W..
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt.
Why do cats make good warriors?Because they’ve got nine live..
Why do cats make good warriors?
Because they’ve got nine lives
What has a head but no brain?Lettuce.
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce.
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot da..
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
Popsicle.
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from he..
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake.
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?Soap
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
I hate insect puns, they really bug me.
I hate insect puns, they really bug me.
2025-01-09 05:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostShow me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A..
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
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My computer’s got the Miley virus. It’s stopped twerking.
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