you’re dealing with a dangerous woman here ... i sneak into your room in the middle of the night, cut my civilian clothes off, dance around naked and leave a trail of glitter 🔪 💕
2020-07-26 15:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post
i’m the Gym Leader of FBI City 🤤 🌃 if you can defeat me and Entei i’ll offer you a Horny Badge 🍒
2020-07-26 04:58:41 +0000 UTC View Post
if we roleplayed, would i be the criminal or the fed? 🔒 🚓 (i’ve been binge watching too many episodes of Criminal Minds while bed ridden lol)
2020-07-26 02:45:55 +0000 UTC View Post
ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄💗💗it’s a pokemon posting day💗💗ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
are you enjoying my archive?
Glaceon fits *perfectly* in between my titties 🧊 ❤️
i have Entei, Raikou, but don’t have Suicune yet. i just added a Sui plush to my wishlist ~in bio~ 💧🌊💧 i update this list every once in a while so that i don’t get any duplicates, and remove the stuff that’s already been gifted. check it out if you want, there’s stuff in all price ranges. and lol i totally get it if you don’t wanna support jeff bezos, he sucks and we don’t need any billionaires ffs, but remove that element for a sec and it feels nice for an e-hoe to receive a cute gift 🤑🤑
it’s all extraneous stuff that i can’t afford myself, since 100% of my income goes towards barely scraping by basic life expenses ... USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🤪 #1! 🇺🇸 richest country in the world yet most of its citizens struggle with finances, health care, and education 😍😍 this remarkably expensive cost of living is some king shit 😍😍🇺🇸😍
fuck capitalism but while we suffer within its system at least we can have some nice things lol
in the beginning, *two people* got me copies of Pokemon Sword and i was SHOOK!!! one of them i haven’t opened yet but if i ever stream on twitch or live on here or something i will start that new game ❤️ going deep into a wormhole 😩 😩 🕳 💋 💋
if i went live here regularly to play pokemon in skimpy nsfw outfits, would you be into that?
Entei!! 🔥🔥 i already have Raikou so all i need is Suicune to complete my collection of gen 2 legendary beasts ☄️🌊⚡️
no makeup at all sorry but check out my ent-titties 🔥🔥
still recovering from food poisoning and feeling way better but taking things slow, it was a gnarly one. my apartment also got a little bit flooded (insert “get wet” / “flood your panties” jokes here lol) when maintenance guys working on the building burst some pipes on my floor... when it rains, it pours (or floods) and it’s just been a lot ⛈ ⛈🌋🌋 it’s ok tho Entei is keeping me cheerful and i got some other cool new stuff that i can’t wait to show off for you soon 🎁 😉
also my cat stocking in this picture... he’s seen some shit lmao 😹
this is my 666th photo! 🍇 😈 🎭 🖤
👺HAIL SATIN👺
it’s from when i was shooting a custom someone requested early on, and it was so much fun to make 💙💙 more rare vintage stuff 4 U 💌
i love recreating film scenes and eyes wide shut is one of my fave films so i’m glad you guys like it too 👁 somehow i also cut my hair into this weird geometric shield shape lol 🛡
the cinema fetish is strong - i had a very david lynchian dream last night where i had sex with a girl who was a dead ringer for marilyn monroe, and then i took her wig and her doll (she had a doll that also looked like marilyn, and all of us were dressed up in red slutty “satan’s little helpers” 🎅 🎄 outfits). then i traveled through a forest on foot, it was really dark and there was no light. a new type of pokemon was discovered, lol it was an Alakazam in vaporwave clothes that looked like it did too much DMT and was coming out of a terence mckenna fantasy. it was called “meeseeks” 💠🌀🌀 idk why my brain would cross pokemon, rick and morty, and david lynch in the same dream but i’ll have to unpack that one 🦉😳
so no matter how basic or weird or fucked up your fantasies are, you can always ask me to make them cum tru 👽
if i go live next friday at 12PM PST west coast time, will you join me? 🏝
i haven’t gone live in a while (since i premiered Hentai and Crack in may) so i wanna give you a day to interact with me directly if you want to <3
one more video for you tonight before i call it a night 🌙 🐾
from the vault, little kitty ahegao compilation 🖤
will you tell me good night back? if you do, i might send you something cute in your inbox first thing in the morning ... 🥺
“get well soon?” i thought you said “get wet soon” 😂 💦
posted this earlier but REPOSTING because i found even more videos from this set! and edited them together! 🖤🧚♀️ hope you enjoy Green Hair Girl Thoroughly Washing Tits in Bath 🧼🤍 ⛲️
this is my 200th post here! wow 💚💕💚 i don't know how i’ve made so much content in just a few short months. this is a very long post ahead, if you’re into NASTY literature lol
i have over 69,000 photos on my phone. in the past three months of quarantine i’ve made more content than i think i ever have in my life. thank you for the encouragement to keep doing it.
these pics are from the Hentai and Crack video shoot, i was horny af and someone from here had just funded my first vibrator ever (!!!) so i was super excited to use it all the time. if you wanna see this whole uncensored collection of pics, tip me $20 and i’ll send it to you 💐🌸 🐈 🐱 🌸 🍒 there’s vids too ✨
i ALWAYS reward good tippers. the 6.99 gets you access into my little virtual e-sex club (and look to your heart’s content, i appreciate every single one of you sincerely💚) but the good e-daddies get the good shit and then some 💕🌸💕 spoil this sad slut and you’ll have my attention 🥰
and i’m still figuring out the whole mass messaging PPV thing but i hope to be sending naughty things to your inboxes more regularly 💕🔞🔞💕 i try to keep my timeline not as lewd as my private messages but while i’m laid up in bed and looking through my whole dirty archive i’d like to relive this horniness 🌷 horny 4lyfe
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i originally posted this yesterday but because of extreme depression and anxiety i took it down.
i was literally between crying and agonizing with food poisoning all day so i was in no condition to send anything to anyone. it can get rough as hell and i needed to remove myself. idk here it goes again lol. there seems to be this stigma across platforms where women (all humans, really) who talk about their feelings are perceived as overly emotional, when emoting is just a natural reaction to life. my desire to share mine here is to humanize me, even if i do sometimes want to be objectified like the flesh suit that i am. intellectualizing sexuality and sexualising intelligence should really be more in the mainstream - that’s why i love Stoya so much ✨🍒😍
i’ve been called a sad slut many times lol and maybe that’s not wrong. i’ve just come to embrace many of the insults thrown at me over time. there is a very interesting distinction between being objectified and being dehumanized. putting yourself out there is an act that leaves you vulnerable to both. i don’t believe objectification is inherently a bad thing. maybe i’ll write something more cohesive about this when i have less brain fog, but i do think this account already is a cohesive body of work - the medium of which of course is my body. thank you for coming to my ted talk, it’s only a matter of time before my Onlyfans University master thesis. can’t wait to get my doctorate in e-hoe studies 📚 🍎 🤓 sapiosexuals’ worst nightmare.
it can be hard to take days off because of the pressure i put on myself to make new stuff all the time. i’m a workaholic no matter what field i’m in, and i am really trying to manage that, even if it means forcibly turning my phone off and leaving it another room. literally i’ve been working in some way or another since elementary school. this is something so deeply ingrained in my subconscious, that only now am i cognizant of needing to relearn how to rest, relax, and take breaks from work. resting is extremely important and i always say it’s undervalued in our capitalist grind culture. sex work might seem easy to the perceiver but it’s a ton of work. you’re a one-woman production studio and you have to be “on” 24/7. i have to take small rest breaks because otherwise i work every single day, and my screen time runs over 10 hours each day lol which is crazy.
when i rely on this device too much it starts to really get to me. however, as it is my source of income and a way of connecting with people, it can also be truly incredible. of all the incredibly much hotter thousands of babes out there, you chose to subscribe to this one (honestly if you have the pocket$ for it, catch ‘em all). bless you pervs for peeping at my channel 💖🤓💖 i can’t believe i just typed out this stream of consciousness rant but with time at home not currently working on stuff it’s def like an introspective sexperience. i still feel like shit from the food poisoning but maybe if i’m better tomorrow i’ll make something new. no rush tho, i’ve got plenty from the vault to dose you with 💊💊💊💊
ok that will be enough of my dissertation, i’ll post some hoe shit from the archives next. if you’ve made it this far, thank you for reading ✨📚🦁✨
PS. yes bitch i did a bedazzled babussy and i would do it again
hi i have food poisoning from accidentally ingesting chicken - i haven’t eaten meat in over 15yrs - so i won’t be able to make anything new today, possibly the next few days. sorry also for the weird ass posting time, i’ve been up all night. if you buy any previously made content i’ll still send that to you, and i will still be posting some cute things from the archive. i’m just out of commission for a little while 😵😵
💘 will update as soon as i am better 💘
good night, from me and Slowpoke 🌙🐷💜💕
2020-07-21 03:24:26 +0000 UTC View Post
KITTIES AND TITTIES!! 😸💜
again... not to sound like a broken record but i really can’t thank you enough for your continued support 💜 if you’re new here, hello and welcome! feel free to explore all my past content, there’s a lot of it. don’t be shy to like, comment, tip, request customs, or interact with me in general 😊
thank you for appreciating what i do. this type of work isn’t easy, as i am “on” 24/7 and make something almost every single day. there is a lot of nuance adjacent to sex work; the level of sexual discourse and the psychological depth of every single creator. i’m extremely glad for your viewership and help 💜💜💜 top 6.9% is 😵😵
in addition to helping me buy dildos and sexy outfits (which will be to your benefit too 😉) this also helps with my daily life and veterinary expenses for my three boys. russell, the eldest boi in the 2nd and 3rd pic, is a senior cat and has meds and specialized food which aren’t cheap. also damn the cost of a vet visit 😰! pets should have health insurance ffs but such is life.
anyway i wanted to buy a bigger dildo last week lol but had some vet trips for russ, so new dildo will be something to look forward to hopefully later this week! more content to cum for you for sure, i’m thinking i’ll post a new tip menu of my growing sex toy collection towards the end of the month xx 🍧
wow top 6.9% ❤️ i can’t believe it lol it actually happened; right this precise number not a bit over or under 😳 😱 wow! it was my loose goal and i’m still processing it... 6.9% lol 😂
vague and funny as it is, i’m proud of myself for this accomplishment while doing something i genuinely enjoy, and hope you all enjoy too. lots of smiles today. not to be all mushy but i’m like wow for real thank you so much for supporting this obscure little e-hoe 🥺 sloth and i are gonna celebrate 🦥 🎊
happy ass spank sunday ❤️😵
be a good little teacher’s pet and spank me HARD! make my ass red like the red scare, and bust this bolshevik babussy 😩
it’s space slut sunday 🛸 🛸 🛸
showin ya how it’s done in dimension 69. here’s my slutty exercise routine, lots of writhing around and doing the splits. gotta be fit to go to outer space, so if your fitness isn’t out of this world, let me give you a little anaerobic exorcism 🪐🧡
see me after class for detention, it involves a lot of spanking from this bad teacher. the thot that thought too much. i’ll give you an A+ if i can get that D 😩
PS. lunch in the teacher’s lounge is always sushi off my bare body, that’s non-negotiable
i must have taken like 50 Twin Peaks related clips last weekend and edited them in different ways for my various customs. this show makes me horny!
2020-07-18 21:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post
let’s do some alien babe roleplay 🛸
Covid-19th Element ... MISS coronavorÜs 😩
disrobe me and probe me
slap my multipASS 👋 💥 🍑
🦋🦋🦋 wow top 7.9% !! 🦋🦋🦋
🖤 y’all make me feel delicious. like michelle pfeiffer catwoman. here’s some butt plug tail pics to treat you tonight 🖤
as a bonus, if you like this post and drop a kitty cat 🐈 in the comments, i’ll send you a short lil video with this plug in!
leeloo dallas multipass 🧡🧡🧡🎰🛸 🚊 😷
2020-07-17 20:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post
do you like orange hair or purple hair? in the second pic you can see my kitty’s face poking through to photobomb 🧡💜
2020-07-17 20:25:12 +0000 UTC View Post1. PSA: wear a mask!! it’s not that hard! i’m so sick of seeing in the news everyday “USA breaks yet another record of covid-19 cases. 940 deaths in one day” ... meanwhile people are out here making masks a political issue instead of a public health one. stay sexy and don’t be a dumbass.
2. let me be ur fifth element alien babe 🧡🤍🧡
i got called a spinner today and had to google that one lol... can confirm, i am 5’3, had ballet training, and can do the splits on a dick ... spin me daddy!
2020-07-17 05:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post
the gym leader of Horny City 💠 defeat my team and win the Nipple Badge - it boosts Special Defense and allows all poké- sluts up to Lv69 obey your every command!
PS. usually each hump day wednesday 😉 i send out something exclusive to my loyal qt’s who have re-subscribe on. i was dealing with some personal things yesterday so i forgot, but i’ll do that tonight. Thotty Thursday 😜🍬💖
take care of yourself, this year has been super rough and traumatizing, and honestly each month gets more and more gnarly lol 😳 i hope to be a lil bit of a distraction for you and my dm’s are open to chat if you ever need to vent <3
also don’t hesitate to send me cute animal pics lol, especially if you have kitty cats do it early and often!! tips and animals are always appreciated here. the grey boy at the end of the post is my Russell :3 he always gets pats and treats. even when he climb into my lingerie drawer 😂
