ok sometimes i’ll go out and do my errands in a big ass coat with no substantial clothes on underneath and wonder about what random dudes on the street will think of me, if they think i’m hot, if someone has that fantasy x-ray vision and can see exactly the hoe shit that goes on 😂 😳
swipe for the progression~ lol i actually tried to flirt w the guy at the petco today but i ended up being an idiot and saying “have a nice weekend” 🤦♀️ i’m so out of practice i like never leave my house!! pandemic be damned, horny @ home 24/7
slutty sunday nudes 🖤 🐄 i very rarely post full on nudes (i’ve been doing it more often recently), especially since my subscription price is incredibly low compared to most of the creators on onlyfans
i was really feeling these tho. swipe for a note of me being real as shit with you about how i feel about my posting my body in the nude online and my previous struggles with body image/EDs. it takes a lot to put yourself out there, maybe for some people it’s easy but still like damn
ok don’t laugh but i think i have a serious cleaning fetish. i was using a Tide Pen to get some mysterious stains out of my sheer pink robe when i realized cleaning made me HORNY asf 🥵 explains why i have all those maid outfits then and why i always be cleaning my house in the nude. so here’s a little documentation of me going wild with a Tide Pen 🥵
watch the video and tell me cleaning doesn’t make you horny!!!!! i hope i “maid” your day
i’m busy making content today so this is an investigative post. i’m thinking ahead now ... what if ... just what if..... in these wild ass times ..... what if i take you to .... FLAVORTOWN!!?? 🌯🤘🔥🔥🖤⚽️🍟🍟 i already have a secret Twin Peaks sex tape that’s off-menu for VIPs and the Melania videos were kind of slavic and interfered with ur erection, but what if i make a flaming hot Guy Fieri sex tape???
👠 one of my personal goals is to read more. i have a lot of books and i’ve always been a big reader but of course in this very UNPRECEDENTED year a lot of things have impacted my attention span. i’ve learned from my therapy that it’s a trauma response as well, and i’ve been reading The Body Keeps Score, which has been very informative so far 👀
also sorry this is one of my favorite new outfits!! i just love it. would you let me step on you in my little red heels? 👠
later this week i’m gonna make some new videos, post more new shoots, and put up a HOEVEMBER tip menu + master list of all the PPV’s i ever sent out in case any new subscribers wanna see any of my old unpublished uncensored stuff
i had the most ridiculous bday outfit when i saw my friends and family lmao but i love it 🤣🤣💐💙
looks like midsommar threw up all over me 💐
daaamnn i really haven’t had social interactions since like the beginning of quarantine 😳 only chill one on one / lowkey things. i got to see ppl i love and it was with covid safety precautions 😷 but it’s still overwhelming to get together in light of everything going on. so used to sitting at home alone that i get exhausted after any human interaction, i’m still recharging rn
i had as great bday as was possible 💫🥂 and it’s so nice to have a semblance of normalcy in this EFFED UP time. even if it’s with masks and hand sanitizer and outdoors spread out social distancing ☣️ 🧪
i took so many pictures today 💛 in never before seen outfits! ✨🍾 will post all weekend, and perhaps send a ppv of some ~birthday suit~ nudes. aw i’m excited for my bday and i don’t remember the last time i was excited about something 😱 this year is cray fr, like beyond emotionally taxing 🥵
ok tho are you ready to be horny this weekend?? i’ve got a lot of posts lined up and i hope you show them some love 💕 😏
y’all thank you - i shopped for the gift that my last pinned post was for, and i fuckin love it!!!!! a dress fit for a queen ⚔️ lady in the streets and a CERTIFIED FREAK in the sheets 😜
if you’ve been following me for a sec on my socials, you’ve maybe noticed that i stopped advertising my onlyfans lately, and i’ve significantly cut down in the past month.
(this gets explained in the video in this post, but i’m gonna write something too cause watching me talk and rant for 7 minutes is a lot 😂)
i’m just like... it’s exhausting. the job of a content creator rn isn’t just creating the content but also promoting/advertising it, a thing that sounds easy but is a complex and very time consuming task of researching, algorithm metering (i don’t give a shit about the algorithm, i just post whenever, but it is real and there are times/days that posts do better), marketing strategy, and hours and hours of staring at the phone screen. i’m happy that these methods are effective but i’m tired of being my own manager. i deserve rest and peace of mind.
when i was hustling the most, my phone time was like 12hrs daily. it was effective and got me a lot of subscribers, but maintaining the hustle is extremely tiring and i am burnt out. my eyes and thumbs felt like they were gonna fall off. and many subscribers are tourists who just sub for like a month, which is totally cool and nothing wrong with that, but this means that i had to advertise daily, and a lot, to maintain high subscriber numbers. since stopping my intense marketing, i’ve def seen a decline in my subs, and it always sucks to lose business. it for sure was hard on my ego at first, but then i got used to it. life is a series of failures and successes, and no matter what i’m proud of myself for even doing this. fr lol it’s like breaking an addiction. the dopamine spikes from the attention are real, but to me imo it’s not worth the exhaustion and burnout of the advertising.
the people who have already found my page, thank you, i am thankful for you 💋 i’m lucky and my subs are cool!!! y’all are horny and awesome lol, my kind of people. thank u for also respecting me as a human. when i first started this i didn’t post every day, and i only had a few subs, and i still thought i was ballin’ 😂 i was like fuck yeah onlyfans! this is the attitude i’m gonna keep, instead of being a little bitch that i’m plateauing or getting less people here. what i’ve realized also is that i don’t need a shitload of ppl looking at my intimate life, i’ve been feeling very protective of myself and of who has access to me. there’s still a lot of trauma i’m processing, and more shit happened this year that kind of made me want to dim my light, so i’m just like fuck it all. maybe in the future this will change and i will want to start advertising again, but this holiday season i’m just chillin, and if ur here then you’re invited to chill w me. 😎
stopping the heavy promoting of my OF on other sites doesn’t mean that i’m gonna stop posting here, actually it’s probably the opposite: now i can direct more energy to creating cool shit and quality content for here, for y’all’s eyes only.
thanks again, i hope everyone has a horny 11/11, enjoy these thirsty pics 🥵
PS. like this post if u like this look and want me to post more pics from this series tomorrow🌪👠😇
OH SHITTTTTT i’m so glad the orange asshole was voted out of office! USA has a massive amount of work to do and i wish it was Bernie Sanders in office, the weight of what is ahead is immeasurable. sleepy joe 😴 woke up ☝️🎉🎉 but david lynch is still my President 🇺🇸
on/off 🧝♀️ 💜 my birthday is in a week, i am taking a day off today, and here’s a nude of my birthday suit for you heathens. now bow down and ✨ worship this elven goddess ✨
hi comrades 😎 my bday is coming up next week, and if you wanna get me something, here’s my amazon wish list. i hate supporting that company but the lists are convenient. if you wanna tip me so i can buy some Karl Marx dildos i would honestly love that too 😆 no pressure, whatever you want. thanks for being awesome subscribers whether you tip me generously or just support by liking my posts n shit. xxx 🖤
you want a jack daniel-drinkin, apple pie-eatin, eXXXpert level dick succin, cameltoe showin, rootin tootin big ol’ blonde hair American 🇺🇸 woman, or what?? 🤩
next up imma make the elon and grimes sex tape in my Tesla, cause NOvember is unhinged af and we all know felon and crimes are cray as hell 😂 i shall be channeling that unhinged ~cybersex from the future~ energy, we love a cyberslut
