Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
2023-02-20 08:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 😂 Roberto
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 😂 Roberto
2023-02-19 08:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me 🍆💦💦💦
2023-02-18 08:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
2023-02-17 08:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me 🍆💦💦💦
2023-02-16 08:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy were the forks disappointed on Valentine's Day? 🍴All the..
Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine's Day? 🍴All they wanted to do was spoon.
2023-02-15 08:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14?..
What's the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14? 🍳A hug and a quiche
2023-02-14 08:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an..
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?! 👀
2023-02-13 08:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip 💦💦
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip 💦💦
2023-02-12 08:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch..
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch dogs
2023-02-11 08:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dry
2023-02-10 08:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostDid I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? 👠 ..
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? 👠 I was heels over head
2023-02-09 08:01:45 +0000 UTC View Postif u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
2023-02-08 08:01:34 +0000 UTC View PostSo a vowel saves another vowel's life 🔠 The other vowel says..
So a vowel saves another vowel's life 🔠 The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
2023-02-07 08:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🦫 A be..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🦫 A beaver dam
2023-02-06 08:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead..
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? 🧟♀️🧛♀️ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
2023-02-05 08:01:52 +0000 UTC View Postall my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be..
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? 🥺
2023-02-04 08:01:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
What does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
2023-02-03 08:01:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o..
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? 🥗 Close the door, I'm dressing
2023-02-02 08:02:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the penis say to the bratty vagina? 😈 Don’t make me..
What did the penis say to the bratty vagina? 😈 Don’t make me cum in there 🍆💦
2023-02-01 08:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🦛🔥 One is..
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🦛🔥 One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter 😂
2023-01-31 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is masturbation just like procrastination? 🍆😅 It’s all g..
Why is masturbation just like procrastination? 🍆😅 It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
2023-01-30 08:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do you find a cow with no legs? 🐮🤠 Right where you lef..
Where do you find a cow with no legs? 🐮🤠 Right where you left it
2023-01-29 08:01:32 +0000 UTC View Posti hear tipping makes your erection last longer
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer
2023-01-28 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
Why do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
2023-01-27 08:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? 😆 liar
What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? 😆 liar
2023-01-26 08:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted ..
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted his quarter back
2023-01-25 08:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip
2023-01-24 08:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop ..
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? 🥪 It was on a roll
2023-01-23 08:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone..
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? 💸 $100 bill
2023-01-22 08:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post