What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
2023-01-21 08:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
2023-01-20 08:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?👟 Sneakers!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?👟 Sneakers!
2023-01-19 08:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole a..
Did you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra? 🍆 The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
2023-01-18 08:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying? 🧚♀️ He neverlands!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? 🧚♀️ He neverlands!
2023-01-17 08:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you'd enjoy a bj from me 😛
Tip if you'd enjoy a bj from me 😛
2023-01-16 08:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone witho..
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing
2023-01-15 08:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat it. We’re closed
2023-01-14 08:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostA cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
2023-01-13 08:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostIf it wasn't my eyes that caught your attention, leave a tip..
If it wasn't my eyes that caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
2023-01-12 08:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cheap circumcision? 🍆 A rip-off
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 🍆 A rip-off
2023-01-11 08:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew ..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew her B-shells
2023-01-10 08:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on t..
Why did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on the wrong sock
2023-01-09 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a Tip if you like my Tits 😋 double if you like my booty
Drop a Tip if you like my Tits 😋 double if you like my booty
2023-01-08 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostA naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ 🍆
2023-01-07 08:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume th..
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang 🧨
2023-01-06 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a pool table laugh? 🎱 Tickle its balls
How do you make a pool table laugh? 🎱 Tickle its balls
2023-01-05 08:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostI really like the guys who value me 🥰 drop a tip if you're o..
I really like the guys who value me 🥰 drop a tip if you're one of them
2023-01-04 08:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostI bet you can't tell me something that will make me both hap..
I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time, a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." 🍆
2023-01-03 08:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is ..
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird 🦚
2023-01-02 08:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? 🍩 The one w..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? 🍩 The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
2023-01-01 08:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head? ⛄..
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head? ⛄ It knocked him out cold
2022-12-31 08:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? 💦 You wake..
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? 💦 You wake up wet
2022-12-30 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostIf I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
If I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
2022-12-29 08:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostGive a man a jacket… He’ll be warm for the winter. ❄ Teach a..
Give a man a jacket… He’ll be warm for the winter. ❄ Teach a man to jack it he won’t leave the house
2022-12-28 08:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do three hos get you? 🎅 One very jolly Santa
What do three hos get you? 🎅 One very jolly Santa
2022-12-27 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
Drop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
2022-12-26 08:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does Santa always come through the chimney? 🎅Because he ..
Why does Santa always come through the chimney? 🎅Because he knows better than to try the back door
2022-12-25 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a snowball? ❄💋 Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands..
Are you a snowball? ❄💋 Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands...or my mouth
2022-12-24 08:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the icy road say to the car? 🧊 Want to go for a spi..
What did the icy road say to the car? 🧊 Want to go for a spin?
2022-12-23 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post