What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? 🦆💸 One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
2023-03-22 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? 🫖🇺🇸 Liber-tea
2023-03-21 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Feelin Frisky 😈 Tip if you are feelin frisky too
2023-03-20 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrelephant
2023-03-19 07:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
What comes after 69? 👅 Mouthwash
2023-03-18 07:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the circus fire? 🎪 It was in-tents
2023-03-17 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Tip if you like sweet with some spice 😉
2023-03-16 07:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? ✊🚪😂 He won the 'no-bell' prize
2023-03-15 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
2023-03-14 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda 🍊😏 It was more of a fanta-sea
2023-03-13 07:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
if you'd tie me up 😈 drop a tip to let me know
2023-03-12 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
2023-03-11 08:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2023-03-10 08:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? 🌳 A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush
2023-03-09 08:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
do you imagine sucking on my nips 😈 tips let me know if u do
2023-03-08 08:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
2023-03-07 08:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
2023-03-06 08:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? 😅 He couldn't see himself doing it
2023-03-05 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
the best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees, i want money 🐝 so please remember to tip me bb
2023-03-04 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme 😅 He was a deep friar
2023-03-03 08:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? 😂 Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
2023-03-02 10:04:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a con-cushion 😅
2023-03-01 08:04:19 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? 🐮😂 Beef strokin’ off
2023-02-28 08:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, First offender? 🎸😅 She says, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
2023-02-27 08:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the clitoris say to the vulva? 😎It’s all good in the hood
2023-02-26 08:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
if you're happy and you know it drop a tip 🥰
2023-02-25 08:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road 🔠 I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” 😂
2023-02-24 08:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
2023-02-23 08:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? 🐴 A wonkey
2023-02-22 08:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
If you enjoy the view, show your appreciation with a tip 👀
2023-02-21 08:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post