What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating your attic ladder with grease? 😅 An anti-climb-attic morning
2023-04-18 07:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and use some lubricant
2023-04-17 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and see!
2023-04-16 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breathe out of that thing?
2023-04-15 07:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because it didn't habanero
2023-04-14 07:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snowblower coming
2023-04-13 07:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
2023-04-12 07:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
2023-04-11 07:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? 🪨✂️ Rock pay-for scissors.
2023-04-10 07:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A tearjerker
2023-04-09 07:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? 😜 A glad-he-ate-her
2023-04-07 07:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 🍆💦 Thanks for coming!
2023-04-06 07:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
What's a robot's favorite snack? 🤖 Computer chips
2023-04-05 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Where do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
2023-04-03 07:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Where do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
2023-04-02 07:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
2023-04-01 07:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoarse
2023-03-31 07:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? 🎶 Because he had a ton of sick beets
2023-03-30 07:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵🐵 Prime mates
2023-03-29 07:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
2023-03-28 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? 🍓 Traffic jam
2023-03-27 07:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
2023-03-26 07:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of time
2023-03-25 07:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
2023-03-25 00:27:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Feelin a bit wild 🐯 Tip if you are wild too
2023-03-24 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔😂 Because freedom rings
2023-03-23 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
