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Drop a tip if you like my assets 😈😈
2023-05-18 07:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like my assets 😈😈
2023-05-18 07:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? 🐠 So-fish-ticated
2023-05-17 07:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you feel every day before having your morning coffee? 🙃☕️ Depresso
2023-05-16 07:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? 🗼 They're both Paris sites
2023-05-15 07:01:19 +0000 UTC View Posti love my job, but like most people that is only true so long as i'm being paid for it too, even the best chef wouldnt spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free
2023-05-14 07:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostI'm afraid for the calendar 📆 Its days are numbered
2023-05-13 07:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at 2 o'clock in the morning every day? ⏰ A ringing nightmare
2023-05-12 07:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostIf an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment? 🧐
2023-05-11 07:01:28 +0000 UTC View Postdid you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
2023-05-10 07:02:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhich days are the strongest? 💪 Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays
2023-05-09 07:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhat drink do lobsters have in the morning? ☕️🦞 Clawfee
2023-05-08 07:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? 💵 It suffered from withdrawals
2023-05-07 07:01:32 +0000 UTC View Postwhy don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels
2023-05-06 07:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just waved
2023-05-05 07:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in the morning? ☕️🐹 He didn't want it to fall asleep at the wheel
2023-05-04 07:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do scholars eat when they're hungry? 🌰🥜 Academia nuts
2023-05-03 07:04:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
2023-05-02 07:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? 🐄 It is either one or the utter
2023-05-01 07:02:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning? ☕️ The police thought it was mugging
2023-04-30 07:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostIf two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef? 🐄
2023-04-29 07:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post💦💦💦 Tip if I've gotten you to Gush
2023-04-28 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!
2023-04-27 07:00:31 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee
2023-04-26 07:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're under a vest!
2023-04-25 07:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like a juicy ass, drop a tip 🍑🍑🍑
2023-04-24 07:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? 🥗 Close the door, I'm dressing!
2023-04-23 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? 🍵 My gilt-tea pleasure
2023-04-22 07:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real mathamachicken!
2023-04-21 07:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you want me to dream about you 🥰
2023-04-20 07:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostI used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destroying!
2023-04-19 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post