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Drop a tip if you like my assets 😈😈

Drop a tip if you like my assets 😈😈

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? 🐠 So-fish-ticate..

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? 🐠 So-fish-ticated

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How do you feel every day before having your morning coffee?..

How do you feel every day before having your morning coffee? 🙃☕️ Depresso

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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? 🗼 They'r..

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? 🗼 They're both Paris sites

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i love my job, but like most people that is only true so lon..

i love my job, but like most people that is only true so long as i'm being paid for it too, even the best chef wouldnt spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free

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I'm afraid for the calendar 📆 Its days are numbered

I'm afraid for the calendar 📆 Its days are numbered

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What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at..

What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at 2 o'clock in the morning every day? ⏰ A ringing nightmare

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If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't co..

If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment? 🧐

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did you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘

did you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘

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Which days are the strongest? 💪 Saturday and Sunday. The res..

Which days are the strongest? 💪 Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays

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What drink do lobsters have in the morning? ☕️🦞 Clawfee

What drink do lobsters have in the morning? ☕️🦞 Clawfee

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Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? 💵 It ..

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? 💵 It suffered from withdrawals

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why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels

why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels

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What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just wave..

What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just waved

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Why did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in t..

Why did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in the morning? ☕️🐹 He didn't want it to fall asleep at the wheel

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What do scholars eat when they're hungry? 🌰🥜 Academia nuts

What do scholars eat when they're hungry? 🌰🥜 Academia nuts

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If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘

If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘

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How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow..

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? 🐄 It is either one or the utter

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Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of co..

Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning? ☕️ The police thought it was mugging

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If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?..

If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef? 🐄

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💦💦💦 Tip if I've gotten you to Gush

💦💦💦 Tip if I've gotten you to Gush

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What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!

What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!

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what do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee

what do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee

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What did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're und..

What did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're under a vest!

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If you like a juicy ass, drop a tip 🍑🍑🍑

If you like a juicy ass, drop a tip 🍑🍑🍑

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What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator ..

What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? 🥗 Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning..

What is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? 🍵 My gilt-tea pleasure

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I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real m..

I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real mathamachicken!

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Tip if you want me to dream about you 🥰

Tip if you want me to dream about you 🥰

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I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destro..

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destroying!

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