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What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?πŸ‘… A glad-he-ate-her

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claud..

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? πŸ’¦ Beat..

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? πŸ’¦ Beat it. We're closed

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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? πŸ—£ By becoming a ventr..

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? πŸ—£ By becoming a ventriloquist

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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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Why can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have ..

Why can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have cotton balls

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written al..

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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What comes after 69? πŸ‘„ Mouthwash

What comes after 69? πŸ‘„ Mouthwash

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

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Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚

Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put β€˜U’ and β€˜I’ toget..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put β€˜U’ and β€˜I’ together.

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A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in..

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in anothe..

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in another box

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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What are the three shortest words in the English language? πŸ†..

What are the three shortest words in the English language? πŸ† "Is it in?"

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What is Moby Dick's dad's name? πŸ† Papa Boner

What is Moby Dick's dad's name? πŸ† Papa Boner

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If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip 😘

If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip 😘

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? πŸš‚ The mor..

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? πŸš‚ The more you play with it, the harder it gets

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog..

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers

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What's long and hard and full of semen? βš“οΈ A submarine

What's long and hard and full of semen? βš“οΈ A submarine

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If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation 😘

If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation 😘

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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. πŸ’ ..

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. πŸ’ I personally am on the fence

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What do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter

What do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter

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How can you tell if your husband is dead? πŸ“Ί The sex is the s..

How can you tell if your husband is dead? πŸ“Ί The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote

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If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip πŸ‘

If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip πŸ‘

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What's the best smelling insect? 🐜 A deodor-ant

What's the best smelling insect? 🐜 A deodor-ant

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What's the difference between hungry and horny? πŸ₯’πŸ˜‚ Where you..

What's the difference between hungry and horny? πŸ₯’πŸ˜‚ Where you stick the cucumber

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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? β˜•οΈπŸ˜… De-presso

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? β˜•οΈπŸ˜… De-presso

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