If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ toget..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
2023-07-16 07:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
2023-07-16 07:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoyed my services? A tip would mean the world to me 🌎
2023-07-15 07:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostLike this post if you'd enjoy a lazy weekend date with me 🥺
2023-07-14 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 🐙 Ten tickles
2023-07-13 07:24:08 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A tip 💖 would make my day
2023-07-12 07:17:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf you've checked me out more than once this week, like this post 😜
2023-07-11 07:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line 😉
2023-07-10 07:18:06 +0000 UTC View PostLiked my work? A tip is like a virtual pat on the back 👏
2023-07-09 07:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post🛑 STOP SCROLLING 🛑 Ok now that I have your attention.. can you like this post :)
2023-07-08 07:27:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the left eye say to the right eye? 👃👀 Between you and me, something smells 😂
2023-07-07 07:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? A simple tip 🙏 is all I need
2023-07-06 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid I get your attention? Maybe drop me a like? 🙈
2023-07-05 07:17:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2023-07-04 07:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to spoil me? A massage 💆♀️ would be amazing. Tip to treat me to one? 🙈🥰
2023-07-03 07:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a like if you’re missing me lately 😻 then DM me
2023-07-02 07:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽 Supplies!
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2023-06-30 07:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostIs this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
2023-06-29 07:25:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do authors eat for breakfast? 📗 synonym buns
2023-06-28 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View Postif you'd let me Ride You 😏 drop a tip and lemme know
2023-06-27 07:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
2023-06-26 07:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the moon cut his hair? 🌗 Eclipse it
2023-06-25 07:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostI was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
2023-06-24 07:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't eggs tell jokes? 🍳 They'd crack each other up
2023-06-23 07:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoy as I undress for you, peeling off my clothes and revealing my perky breasts and tight ass, leaving you begging for more. If you're enjoying the show, don't forget to show some love and give a tip to your favorite horny girl 💋
2023-06-22 08:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
2023-06-22 07:46:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the best time to go to the dentist? 🦷 Tooth-hurty
2023-06-21 07:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
2023-06-20 07:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of car does an egg drive? 🍳 A yolkswagen
2023-06-19 07:25:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
2023-06-18 07:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post