Let’s play carpenter 🔨 First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll ..
Let’s play carpenter 🔨 First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
2023-08-14 07:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Know what a 6.9 is? 🔴 Another good thing screwed up by a per..
Know what a 6.9 is? 🔴 Another good thing screwed up by a period
2023-08-13 07:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post🧼👉👌 Getting Wet and Wild in the Shower... 😈💦 Don’t forget to..
🧼👉👌 Getting Wet and Wild in the Shower... 😈💦 Don’t forget to tip if you enjoyed watching me finger myself! 🔥
2023-08-12 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
2023-08-12 07:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐸🐷 Kermit The Fro..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐸🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
2023-08-11 07:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
2023-08-10 07:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone..
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? 💸 $100 bill
2023-08-09 07:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone with no body and no nose? 👃 Nobody ..
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? 👃 Nobody knows
2023-08-08 07:08:02 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the ..
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road 🔠 I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” 😂
2023-08-07 07:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
How does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
2023-08-06 07:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat it. We’re closed
2023-08-05 07:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted ..
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted his quarter back
2023-08-04 07:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the sanitary napkin say to the sneeze? 🌬 You are th..
What did the sanitary napkin say to the sneeze? 🌬 You are the wind beneath my wings
2023-08-03 07:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dry
2023-08-02 07:09:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are piggy banks so wise? 🐖 They're filled with common ce..
Why are piggy banks so wise? 🐖 They're filled with common cents.
2023-08-01 07:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead..
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? 🧟♀️🧛♀️ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
2023-07-31 07:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
2023-07-30 07:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls c..
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? 😈
2023-07-28 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amaz..
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amazing
2023-07-27 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostLike this post if I made your dick twitch 🍆
Like this post if I made your dick twitch 🍆
2023-07-26 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿 Act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿 Act like a nut
2023-07-25 07:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
2023-07-24 07:27:01 +0000 UTC View Postdrop me a like? 🥺 hearts make me happy
drop me a like? 🥺 hearts make me happy
2023-07-23 07:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨
2023-07-22 07:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
2023-07-21 07:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Drop a Like on this post if it made you smile
❤️ Drop a Like on this post if it made you smile
2023-07-20 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? ⛵️ To the boat doc
Where do boats go when they're sick? ⛵️ To the boat doc
2023-07-19 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
2023-07-18 07:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostI get sad when you don't like my posts 😅
I get sad when you don't like my posts 😅
2023-07-17 07:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post