Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
2023-09-13 07:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need info for ins..
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need info for insurance purposes 😈
2023-09-12 07:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't b..
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil 📝
2023-09-11 07:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amaz..
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amazing
2023-09-10 07:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
2023-09-09 07:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
Why do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
2023-09-08 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
2023-09-07 07:39:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable 🐥
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable 🐥
2023-09-06 07:26:01 +0000 UTC View Postwhat does tony stark eat for breakfast? 🦾 iron bran
what does tony stark eat for breakfast? 🦾 iron bran
2023-09-05 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
2023-09-04 07:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm no photographer, but I can picture us together 📸
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together 📸
2023-09-03 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on t..
Why did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on the wrong sock
2023-09-02 07:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
2023-09-01 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? 💀 Because the..
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? 💀 Because they have no body to go with
2023-08-31 07:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch..
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch dogs
2023-08-30 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
2023-08-29 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop ..
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? 🥪 It was on a roll
2023-08-28 07:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do boobs and toys have in common? 🍒 They were both orig..
What do boobs and toys have in common? 🍒 They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them
2023-08-27 07:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to come in my time machine? 🚀 We'll stop somewhe..
Do you want to come in my time machine? 🚀 We'll stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70
2023-08-26 07:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? 🪨 Plymouth ro..
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? 🪨 Plymouth rock
2023-08-25 07:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do clouds wear? ⛈ Thunderwear
What do clouds wear? ⛈ Thunderwear
2023-08-24 07:24:01 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do cheerleaders eat for breakfast? 📣 cheerios
what do cheerleaders eat for breakfast? 📣 cheerios
2023-08-23 07:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? 🥥 As soon as you o..
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? 🥥 As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty
2023-08-22 07:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
2023-08-21 07:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostA cheese factory exploded in France 🧀 Da brie is everywhere!
A cheese factory exploded in France 🧀 Da brie is everywhere!
2023-08-20 07:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
What does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
2023-08-19 07:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a cup say to the coffee every morning? ☕️ You’re b..
What does a cup say to the coffee every morning? ☕️ You’re brew-ti-ful
2023-08-18 07:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew ..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew her B-shells
2023-08-17 07:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole a..
Did you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra? 🍆 The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
2023-08-16 07:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an..
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?! 👀
2023-08-15 07:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post