Calling this my "pre-interview" for the 1st butt plug experience. But really it was just me being nervous and talking it out to you all since ya'll are my virtual besties 😅😘
2025-01-20 21:55:14 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, my loves!! This week, I talk about what I look for when searching for a playmate, the breakdown of one of my encounters, and what I hope for next time. 😈
And there may or may not be a little sumthin' at the end for those that watch all the way through. 💝
LMK in the comments or DMs if there's anything else you want to hear about! 😘
Did you guys know that I am on a 113 DAY streak?! Meaning that, since I started OF 113 days ago, I have posted. Every. Damn. Day. And if you think a big work presentation to the ceo today was going to kill my streak then you don’t know me at all! 🔥
My next video is taking a bit longer than usual to edit bc I have to cut a lot of the sound out. Find out tomorrow what had J stressing during his work meeting..😈
(Oh and my presentation today went GREAT btw 🤗😘)
Ya girl is seriously riding the struggle bus today. I took a long weekend off of work and it’s definitely biting me in the ass today. When can I quit my job and become a professional 🌽 star?!
On another note: THANK YOU for all of the birthday love over the last couple of days! Y’all make me feel so loved and special that I want to burst!! 🩷
What the hell do I do with myself
2025-01-12 21:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostQ&A pt 2! Next time I can get into the “criteria” or what I look (or have looked for) when being shared the past. Comment or DM if there’s anything else you want to know! 🩷
2025-01-11 03:49:19 +0000 UTC View PostFriday evening ramblings: Q&A!
Sorry to leave ya'll hanging on that last one! I'll finish that Q next time and I have a bunch more I didn't get to! If there's something you want answered or elaborated on feel free to drop it in the comments or DM me! Love youuus! 🩷
Happy New Year!! 🎉
My New Year’s resolution is to try new things. And lucky for you all - that means anal!
That’s right, folks. This a-hole is a virgin. But that’s about to change and we’re going to take y’all along on the journey with us. Who’s ready for 2025?! 🤗😘
Thinking of turning this into a business. Big Booty Cleaning Services LLC 🍑🧼
2024-12-29 21:23:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday! Still cleaning today. Lemme just hit a quick pose and give a little stretchhhh before vacuuming 😉😝 (swipe > for the stretch!)
2024-12-29 16:38:14 +0000 UTC View PostHad to really scrub hard to get this stubborn mess out. Too much baking last week! 😉🍰
2024-12-28 21:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Weekend! Christmas is over, which means it’s time to reset this house! Any volunteers to come help me clean?! 🧼 (don’t forget to swipe! >)
2024-12-28 18:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy Friday evening vlog! Sorry, my adhd took over and this went in many different directions I was not expecting! Here's the TL;DR:
- How soon is too soon to take down xmas decorations? 🎄
- How cute is Jack with his fresh cut? 🐶
- Who is a fan of The Office? ☕️
- What do you want to know about me?! ❓
- LIVES! Yay or nay? And give me the 411 pleeease! 🤔
#1 rule in baking: always lick up the batter! 👅
2024-12-24 18:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re getting warmer…🍑
Happy Christmas Eve, babieeees! 🎄
2 days till Christmas! Which means it’s time to bake something yummy for Santa. 🎅🏼 Luckily I have a signature treat. 🤤 Who can guess what it is??
2024-12-23 11:55:10 +0000 UTC View PostStory time! Do you guys mind if I start using this page as a personal vlog? 🙃
2024-12-20 23:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t mind me. Just casuallyyyyy checking if Santa left me the presents that I so very clearly deserve after my performance on the north pole… 🎁 (don’t forget to swipe! >)
2024-12-12 22:18:12 +0000 UTC View PostMommy kissing Santa Clause 🎅🏼😘
2024-12-10 11:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone was a bit impatient and couldn’t wait until Christmas to pay me a visit…🎅🏼
Who’s ready to get into the holly jolly spirit this week?! 🤗🎁
Been practicing my slo-mo edits if you haven’t noticed. How do we like them??
Also pls send help - J’s idea of contributing to the household chores is whipping out the camera. 🙄😩
4’11” (and a half) means I need to use the stool to reach the other side of the counter 😭
Bad for me. Good for you. At least there’s balance 🤷🏻♀️😘
Happy Saturday, my loves! Look at me being all domesticated! 🧼 On cleaning duty this weekend to get the house ready for Christmas and bringing y’all along with me! 😊🎄
2024-12-07 13:41:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope ya'll enjoyed my solo vid from earlier! Just your regular reminder that I am a perfectly normal, sweet suburban soccer momma. ☺️
2024-12-04 21:33:03 +0000 UTC View Post
There was sooo much pent up sexual energy from the weekend (see my last post) I was finally able to release it last night. 🥵 Who wants to see??
Oh and good morning! 😇🩵
Ok, real talk. This long weekend was a struggle! We had family in town staying with us and barely got a second alone. Here’s me silently panicking when I thought my mom would interrupt us during the video we posted this AM 😅😫
BUT we have our house back to ourselves as of about an hour ago and are so excited for a fun month ahead! 🎄Hope y’all had a great Monday! 😘
(Swipe >) What list would you put me on? ✅
2024-11-30 12:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post
