A much less chaotic “get dressed with me” this time, but I put this on so I could sit outside in the sun at a cocktail bar and it immediately started thunderstorming after ending the video 😶
I hope you enjoyed that last post because that’s probably the most of my personality that has ever fit into 7 minutes and it’s entirely due to things that have embarrassed me 😂
Get ready with me to be the hottest girl in the pub this evening 🥰
is this video(s) a train wreck or simply chaotic? Just before I started, I accidentally sprayed perfume all over my face instead of setting spray, I had to stop a minute in because my friend walked in after a shower (hence 2 videos), and then I accidentally hit myself in the face with one of my shoes while showing them to you - all in all, a regular day for someone as clumsy as me, I just usually am better at being normal when on camera 😂😂
(And before you ask, yes my friend came in while I was just in my pants, and no it didn’t bother me because almost all of my friends have seen me naked anyway lmao)
I’m really sorry I’ve been all over the place this last week and a half, but can we all take a moment to appreciate that I now have enough boob to actually look like a boob when I do this?
Okay I’m finally not ill again which means I can actually focus enough to sit down tomorrow and edit the footage from last week for you all, thank you for sticking with me 🥹🥰
Anyone else just kind of rlly love having a cock in your mouth?
I’m a little bit ill (hence forgetting to post the last few days) but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t getting myself horny watching clips from last Wednesday while editing 😇
Hey everyone, just a quick lil video to say sorry for being absent the past few days and that I have some exciting plans for tomorrow that I’m absolutely certain you’ll all enjoy 🤭
I didn’t have time to do a lil video this morning like I planned to because I overslept a little bit lol, so here’s a couple of outfit pics for today, I did a rlly cute lil plait in my hair as well, do you like it?
Ive been trying to practise plaits because I never learned how to do them until a couple of months ago but I’m definitely getting better at them 🥰
a *very speedy* get dressed with me as I’m going away for the weekend and left all my packing to the last minute *(much to my partner’s annoyance)* but I look cute right?
I’m going to a hen party in Manchester this weekend so I’m very excited to get really tipsy and flirt with pretty much every man that approaches the group ✌️ I’m not excited for the journeys there and back though lol
someone bought me a really sexy harness from my wishlist 🥰 I thought you’d enjoy a goofy video of me trying to figure out how to put it on 😅
Do you enjoy these kind of posts where I show a bit more of my personality? I know you enjoy the out and out porn as well, I just have a lot more fun when I act more ‘me’ hahaha
Day 11 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos, I did 48 today (I intended for 50 but miscounted lol) it felt really good today - *love* a good endorphin rush - and I ended up taking off my panties *and* skirt by the end 🤭
Day 10 of “squatting until I have a world class ass”, I did 40 today, I’m in a much better place this week so hopefully I keep going for the rest of the week 🙏
Thank you so much for all the kind messages after last week’s debacle, I can happily announce that I now have a laptop ❤️❤️❤️ thank you so so much to the very generous man (you know who you are) who bought it, I can’t wait to thank you for it properly 🤭🤭
Sorry if I’m not very talkative today, there was an extremely biased “review” on trans healthcare released and it’s quite depressing. Said review chose to ignore 98% of all studies on trans healthcare to use the 2 that say ‘transition bad’ to try and push the UK government into banning trans healthcare for *at least* everyone under 25 (articles are already being published saying it should be banned for everyone regardless of age)
Day 9 i think lol, only did 32 today because apparently it’s really hard to motivate yourself when you spent most of yesterday/last night/this morning stressing about money because all of your work got cancelled (again) because people love messing me about and treating me like shit I guess 🥲
So now I have to spend all of what’s so far been sent to go towards a new laptop on my energy bills and groceries - I’m never getting a working laptop am I? Every time I manage to save something, work gets cancelled at the last minute and I have to spend what I just saved 🙃
I would have done more squats but I was about to start crying again and I refuse to actually cry on here lol
Seeing as you seemed to enjoy my pink gig outfit last week, I thought you might like to see what I’m wearing for tonight’s gig - different band, different vibe.
I’m absolutely in love with this dress from Dustrial that one of you bought me last year (you know who you are 🥰🥰)
sorry I’ve been so busy lately, I’ve been playing gigs non-stop for the past couple of weeks and I’ve barely had time to catch my breath, thankfully I get a little break soon so I can make myself look all sexy for you (and also get back to my squats and push for 50 and then 60 and beyond 💪💪)
Well, I officially can no longer edit any videos on my laptop - it only successfully turns on 1 in every 3 attempts, and when it does, it turns itself off when I try and load any video or open any software to edit with 😢
People keep saying things like “i’ll buy you a new laptop!” But nobody ever actually does lol.
At the current rate of “every price everywhere constantly increasing”, I probably won’t be able to afford a new one for a good few years assuming the price of laptops doesn’t also keep going up (which is really depressing because it means I won’t be able to post any long videos I film in future because I won’t be able to edit them until I have a device that actually works).
I don’t want to change my prices here - and as far as I can remember, my page has been the *same price* since starting in *2019* - but I might have to think about it in future if I continue to be completely unable to get a new laptop (for context, the *cheapest* one that hits my requirements is £700 new and £550 on sale at currys, and I usually have around £10 left over each month after rent/bills/groceries despite buying the cheapest options for everything I can).
Sorry for the complainy post, I’m just really upset and like every electronic device I own is breaking at the same time and I can’t afford to replace any of them, and if they all fully break then I won’t have any way of making money at all and it’s very stressful and I’ve spent much of the past few days crying about it ✌️
to try and make up for how inactive I’ve been this past week or so, I’m gonna be spending my Saturday evening chatting and sexting with some of you lovely horny lil pervs 😘
just message me to get started, I’ll be here all evening unless some Saturday night plans walk through my front door lol x
Sorry for the lack of squat videos this week - I strained my neck committing too hard to deepthroating a dick 😵💫 so I’ve been resting a lot so far this week. I thought you’d appreciate my cute pink outfit for going out tonight though 🥹 (tell me I’m cute pls)
Day 8 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos! I did 45 today 🥰 are you proud of me? - there may also be a cheeky bonus video coming at some point this afternoon (because I was so horny by the time I finished today’s set 👀)
Remember to pls leave some words of encouragement, requests for what I wear next time, or general compliments in the comments please 🥺🥺🥺 (also tips, I love tips and they help me buy myself nice things💕)
I was supposed to be doing some filming with someone today, but the huge booking I had for tonight (£1000) just cancelled and it’s put me in a huge funk and I simply don’t feel motivated or even sexy enough at all to do anything today :((
Normal service will resume tomorrow probably - I’ll also be getting back to your messages tomorrow as well
Here’s a couple of pictures from last time I got cancelled on last minute lol, at least today I hadn’t yet started getting ready when he cancelled I guess?😭
So my camera remote broke, which means I have this weird video of me posing for different ‘photos’ in the set (I had to film and take screenshots because the remote’s broken n that lol), I thought you’d appreciate the weird goofiness nonetheless x