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You guys? I haz the plague.... Excuse my intermittent abse..

You guys?

I haz the plague....

Excuse my intermittent absence please because I'm pretty sure I won't d1e I just need time to heal.

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I had a temporary bout with insanity 😕 and couldn't even thi..

I had a temporary bout with insanity 😕 and couldn't even think about coming on here.

Don't worry, I'll be better tomorrow.

On the bright side, I have loads of idea a for new content. You may want to pick up a second job.

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It has been a long motherfucking week yall. Idk if I'm gonna..

It has been a long motherfucking week yall. Idk if I'm gonna make it.

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It's blondie day! Bringing the summer in with some bright co..

It's blondie day! Bringing the summer in with some bright colored fun.

Pick your favorite posts and drop a tip on them...all proceeds today go to the wonderful woman doing my hair.

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Tips are cool. When you tip you become part of the Cool Peep..

Tips are cool. When you tip you become part of the Cool Peeps Club. Join in. It feels amazing and the Kool-aid is delicious.

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What a POS. Dude subscribed, DMd me a lot and then blocked m..

What a POS.
Dude subscribed, DMd me a lot and then blocked me without paying a dollar.
Don't ever be that dude. He's the reason I used to keep DMs closed.

Fucking asshole.

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Here's a review I did. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes th..

Here's a review I did. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're just for a cool toy. This was for my favorite toy, my strapon.,
You know you want to try it, Don't worry, I have smaller toys for noobs,,,,
Also if you want free sex toys they have male and female oriented toys, DM me with $3 tip and I'll hook you up with my current suppliers. (This vid is a bit old at this point)

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Any techies want tol 'splain this for me? I think it's an is..

Any techies want tol 'splain this for me? I think it's an issue with my computer being relatively old and slow for what I'm trying to do, but I really don't know.

Also looking for a solid new laptop for editing and streaming. Need at least 32GB RAM, GPU 12-16GB II want the Nvidia GE Force RTX 3080 or Ti and a 1TB minimum SSD hard drive. If y'all know of a BYO laptop site or one that has those specs please comment or DM me.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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Eewww I'm sweating. Join my VIP and maybe I'll let you dream..

Eewww I'm sweating. Join my VIP and maybe I'll let you dream of licking it off of me.
⬇️⬇️Click to lick all the parts ⬇️⬇️
➡️➡️@mistressvicevip ⬅️⬅️

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Care for a taste of the Divine? A peek. A look. A taste. ..

Care for a taste of the Divine?
A peek.
A look.
A taste.

Soooo delicious.

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The pussy pic that started a war.... No, seriously. I sent ..

The pussy pic that started a war....

No, seriously. I sent it to some dude and his gf found it and here we are 4 years later she still wants to beat my ass.

Good luck sis.

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I've had a looooong week y'all. 3 nights followed by a day ..

I've had a looooong week y'all.

3 nights followed by a day shift is apparently outside my current energy capacity.

What's the opposite of energy called? That's what I've got.

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conTRIBUTE to my re-blondification. It comes automatically ..

conTRIBUTE to my re-blondification.

It comes automatically with extra hotness and fun because dontcha know? Blondes have more fun.

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Who thinks it was a bad idea for me to agree to work 5 strai..

Who thinks it was a bad idea for me to agree to work 5 straight days at the club??

I DOOOOO!!!!

Tip on your fave post and I'll drop more content like it while I'm alone in an empty gogo bar 😝

But seriously, I'm bringing a tripod and camera it's THAT slow on Saturday days.

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Oil wrestling tonight at work...I. This is gonna be interes..

Oil wrestling tonight at work...I.

This is gonna be interesting.

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Just dropped a new photo set on @mistressvicevip Get you so..

Just dropped a new photo set on @mistressvicevip
Get you so much of me you blow a load in your own face. It's a blast I assure you. 🤣🤣

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Guess who gets the uncensored pics AND MORE??? MY VIP. @mist..

Guess who gets the uncensored pics AND MORE???
MY VIP. @mistressvicevip

Go subscribe only $10 or less per month!

FREE EXCLUSIVE NUDE PHOTO SET/VID to all with rebill on every mo th plus all the fun stuff I post throughout the week.

What are you waiting for??

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I know, I know, I need to post something....

I know, I know, I need to post something....

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Well. I was gonna do an outdoor photo shoot today since the..

Well.

I was gonna do an outdoor photo shoot today since the weather is absolutely PERFECT for it and then this happened.

Fuck me running bro.

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New cum & squirt show coming later this week! Buy it here or..

New cum & squirt show coming later this week! Buy it here or sub to my VIP & see it and others there!

@mistressvicevip

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MY VIP IS #AD FREE. So...I'll de-spamify in 23 hours or so...

MY VIP IS #AD FREE.

So...I'll de-spamify in 23 hours or so. I'm trying to grow this account and since most of you stay silent I've found it helpful to grow with help of promoters and models.

I mean, I wouldn't need to if more of yall actually tipped/purchased/interacted BUT

WE ARE WHERE WE ARE.

Suck it up buttercup. I've inserted some strange into your lackluster love life. Fuckin sue me.

@mistressvicevip is THE place to be. They get different and frankly better content included with subscription for *ONLY* $10.

DO IT NOW.

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I was so ready to get laid yesterday and it didn't happen. S..

I was so ready to get laid yesterday and it didn't happen. So I set up for a lil cumshow on my Premium (why aren't you there yet??).
Anyhoo I started off doing a lil dance in my bed and then...

Oh sorry. No spoilers.
Except to say no Goddess was badly harmed in the making of this video. 🤣🤣🤣

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Loving my strap. Loving thinking about fucking you with it...

Loving my strap.
Loving thinking about fucking you with it.
Love how you squirm a little when I insert it.
Love how you moan when I fuck you.

Loving my strapon. Worship it and the Goddess who weilds it.

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Can you take the whole thing? Full photo set coming up next...

Can you take the whole thing? Full photo set coming up next...

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Just got in from work and am feeling mighty sleepy headed.....

Just got in from work and am feeling mighty sleepy headed... my brain says (A) "NO! Don't sleep, fuck with some lonely man who isn't getting laid tonight."
(B) My body says "Soak in a hot bath until the water gets cold and then take over their minds and thoughts.

Choose your own adventure. What should I do?

DM with tip if you'd like to be A. Or B.
I'm cool with either.

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Guided meditation, progressive relaxation JOI vids. Yay or ..

Guided meditation, progressive relaxation JOI vids.

Yay or nay?

(That's my meditation pose and face)

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4 LOVELY shots of my Divine Behind and my tiny feet. My ass ..

4 LOVELY shots of my Divine Behind and my tiny feet. My ass looks so good here even I want to lick it.

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Reimbursement opportunity Buy my makeup that you can't see..

Reimbursement opportunity

Buy my makeup that you can't see behind my mask. It makes it so much sexier.

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Having an above average cock size does NOT qualify you to ha..

Having an above average cock size does NOT qualify you to have an OnlyFans page.

It's not the equipment, it's whether or not you know how to use it.

Unless it's only this big. Then there isn't a damn thing you can do but empty your wallet and eat my pussy for the honor.

FLR. That's where I'm at.

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Play with robots and eat pop tarts. A fun day in the making..

Play with robots and eat pop tarts.

A fun day in the making.

New 25+ pic photo set coming.

Buy it.

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