If you don’t spend your whole bank balance in WHSmiths when ..
If you don’t spend your whole bank balance in WHSmiths when going away are you even going on holidays?????
2023-10-15 07:54:56 +0000 UTC View Post
belfastsarah posts
I need the guru Josh project in loop right now.
I need the guru Josh project in loop right now.
2023-10-15 06:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t wait to show you round this place I’m going!! 🎉
Can’t wait to show you round this place I’m going!! 🎉
2023-10-15 06:35:52 +0000 UTC View PostSpamming as I’m wide awake, living on 6 hours sleep, 2 coffe..
Spamming as I’m wide awake, living on 6 hours sleep, 2 coffees, and up before 9am… who even… what even… what is this… people do this for funsies…. Psychopaths 😂☝️💀
2023-10-15 06:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostI need a cock, wand, orgasm, squirt on repeat until one of u..
I need a cock, wand, orgasm, squirt on repeat until one of us either dies, passes out, or taps out 😂💀
2023-10-15 06:34:12 +0000 UTC View PostMan, it’s so cold - my nips are going to drop off me 🥲
Man, it’s so cold - my nips are going to drop off me 🥲
2023-10-15 06:33:14 +0000 UTC View PostI’m sorry but can we throwback to this 😭❤️
I’m sorry but can we throwback to this 😭❤️
2023-10-15 06:32:54 +0000 UTC View PostIm delighted that I’m only home 48 hours in the next two wee..
Im delighted that I’m only home 48 hours in the next two weeks 😂
2023-10-15 06:32:13 +0000 UTC View PostI am blue Dabur D Dabur die 😂😂 can you tell I used the voice..
I am blue Dabur D Dabur die 😂😂 can you tell I used the voice text production the Dabur D Dabur die, makes me laugh so much.
2023-10-14 18:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I was in ballysnackamore, having a snack as you do... I was..
I was in ballysnackamore, having a snack as you do... I was stuck in traffic and I shit you not, a man at the bus stop pulled out a silver spoon, and began to pick his nose with it and eat it. I SWEAR... WHAT DID I WATCH.
2023-10-14 17:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou never know what lurks underneath
You never know what lurks underneath
2023-10-14 08:37:34 +0000 UTC View PostI mean I’d be 6ft 4” in there but I need these 😂☝️
I mean I’d be 6ft 4” in there but I need these 😂☝️
2023-10-13 17:50:03 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t believe you melts actually listened to my dating advic..
Can’t believe you melts actually listened to my dating advice 😂
2023-10-13 14:25:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m good at my sport of sneaking and being hidden in plain s..
I’m good at my sport of sneaking and being hidden in plain sight 😈❤️☝️
2023-10-13 13:38:05 +0000 UTC View PostOkay… so you know the way I said I wouldn’t be back to any o..
Okay… so you know the way I said I wouldn’t be back to any of the snobby places - once a snob, always a snob. I’m kidding. I had a great afternoon, a special birthday treat! Obviously it wasn’t my Amex that was footing the bill for a change ❤️ I love being spoilt, and appreciated for more than just being a vessel 😂😈💦
2023-10-13 13:34:28 +0000 UTC View Post
No duvet on my bed from all the squirting. I’m livid…
No duvet on my bed from all the squirting. I’m livid…
2023-10-12 22:33:27 +0000 UTC View PostSarah’s dating advice part 1 😂☝️❤️
Sarah’s dating advice part 1 😂☝️❤️
2023-10-12 22:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostOne min I’m on top of the world, next min I feel so sick 😷
One min I’m on top of the world, next min I feel so sick 😷
2023-10-12 19:54:45 +0000 UTC View PostDescribe what happened here - wrong answers only…
Describe what happened here - wrong answers only…
2023-10-12 13:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostJust been called a dirty cuttie I can’t
Just been called a dirty cuttie I can’t
2023-10-12 10:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post😂💦 I mean it’s a challenging wank, but we’ll get there
😂💦 I mean it’s a challenging wank, but we’ll get there
2023-10-12 07:02:17 +0000 UTC View PostI dunno how the baristas make it pretty?
I dunno how the baristas make it pretty?
2023-10-12 06:57:52 +0000 UTC View Post