It's 👏 My 👏 Birthday 👏 Week! 👏
It's 👏 My 👏 Birthday 👏 Week! 👏
2023-03-13 16:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post
caseycalvertxxx posts
I have to *ass(k)* you a question 🍑
I have to *ass(k)* you a question 🍑
2023-03-12 17:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here I am again. The zipper is stuck and nature is cal..
Well, here I am again. The zipper is stuck and nature is calling. I need hazard pay for this. 😭
2023-03-11 18:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀! Your March coupon is in your mess..
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀! Your March coupon is in your messages! *WAHOO!* (I'm exhausted, don't judge me for my wahoos.)
2023-03-10 21:40:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm probably the most fashionable person you know. *Right?*
I'm probably the most fashionable person you know. *Right?*
2023-03-10 18:08:40 +0000 UTC View Post🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀 Check your messages to see me bein..
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀 Check your messages to see me being a professional custom videos filmer-person and definitely not messing up! *I would never.* 🥲
2023-03-09 19:07:52 +0000 UTC View PostThis is one of my favorite photosets I've taken in *ages!* T..
This is one of my favorite photosets I've taken in *ages!* The lighting, the color of the pantyhose contrasting so well with the couch and my hair... 🖤 If you want to see the other eight pics from this set, tip $10 on this post and I'll send them your way! 📸
2023-03-09 17:37:54 +0000 UTC View Posta truer shirt was never worn 😝
a truer shirt was never worn 😝
2023-03-08 18:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostMovie night tonight! What are we watching? 🍿✨
Movie night tonight! What are we watching? 🍿✨
2023-03-07 18:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post🚀***Casey's Rebill Alliance***🚀! Check your messages to see ..
🚀***Casey's Rebill Alliance***🚀! Check your messages to see the latest AMA, where I talk about the mystery of cum and pineapple juice and... **juggle??** (If you don't have your renew on, you can tip $5 on this post and I'll message you the video ❤️!)
2023-03-06 21:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post
*Eighteen people reached! Far too many of you did not know t..
*Eighteen people reached! Far too many of you did not know that MAGIKARP IS MY BOY!*😱😭 The first eighteen people to ✨***MESSAGE ME***✨ their answers to the below question get a quick cheek jiggle and spread video! 1. *Who* is the best pokemon of all time? 🤩 2. *Why* are they the best? 💫 3. Who is *my* favorite pokemon? ❤️(this one needs to be correct to win! but I'm always talking about him so it should be pretty easy)
2023-03-06 00:38:54 +0000 UTC View PostPrepare for trouble, and make it double. 😍 (That's Alice W..
Prepare for trouble, and make it double. 😍 (That's Alice White, she's amazing!)
2023-03-05 18:03:28 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, I can't get the shower to work 😤. Why?
Babe, I can't get the shower to work 😤. Why?
2023-03-04 18:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you ever wanted to treat me to gorgeous lingerie, I've ma..
If you ever wanted to treat me to gorgeous lingerie, I've made this wish list 😘! Order me something fancy from it and I will send you a personalized thank you video while I model it ❤️✨. https://www.wishtender.com/caseycalvert
2023-03-03 19:21:52 +0000 UTC View PostStaring off into the distance, composing the next Great Amer..
Staring off into the distance, composing the next Great American Novel. ✒️ It will be called...
2023-03-02 17:57:15 +0000 UTC View Post*tl;dr that $50 renewal notice is for my (not ready yet) VIP..
*tl;dr that $50 renewal notice is for my (not ready yet) VIP page and you don't need to renew AND this page isn't changing so don't freak out* GUYS, I AM SORRY!! I AM INEXPERIENCED AND NAIVE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! 😭🥺😭 Now that *that's* out of the way... 😅 After doing the VIP page poll and getting feedback on what would make people happy, I've decided to do the VIP page 🥳! Instead of creating a THIRD OnlyFans account, I changed my free page (which I wasn't really using) to the VIP page. 🔴*It is not ready yet.*🔴 **What does this mean for this page?** 🤔 Nothing! This page isn't changing 🥰. I love hanging out with you and I'll still be here sending you silly MMs, posting weird polls on my feed, chatting, sexting, looking at dick pics and holding up numbered ratings like we're at the Olympics 9️⃣ **What does this mean for the massive-ass $50 renewal notice I just got that nearly gave me a heart attack?** 😱😱 That is for the VIP page! *You do not need to renew. I will not take it personally.* ❤️ I am still working out the details BUT, at minimum, that page will have all PPV you get FOR FREE. And naughtier pics on the feed (with their own polls). Maybe a discount on my video menu? *I don't know!!* 🤪 (I am taking suggestions, though! Hit me with them!) ***THAT BEING SAID*** the VIP page will not be ready for a couple weeks! I have to upload my whole video library and all the shiny new videos that you haven't seen yet and that takes FOREVER 😴. I will be posting on the feed here and via MM when it's ready 🥳! You can sub now if you want, just... expect a lot of dust. And crickets. And dust crickets 🦗.
2023-03-02 02:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post***THIS IS IT!!*** The last day to order cupcakes and celebr..
***THIS IS IT!!*** The last day to order cupcakes and celebrate my birthday with me 🥳! Help me make it a memorable one? 🥺 All packages come with a candle to put in your cupcake (or whatever you want to stick it in... naughty!) so you can help me make a wish for the coming year!❤️ **Cupcake Packages** 🧁 Package 1 ~ Three Birthday Polaroid Photos ($50) 🧁 Package 2 ~ One Cupcake ($125) 🧁 Package 3 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video ($150) 🧁 Package 4 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids ($200) 🧁 Package 5 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids + Two Minute Personal Video of Your Cupcakes Being Made*** ($500)
2023-03-01 16:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostACK! It's the end of the month already! And I feel so dirty ..
ACK! It's the end of the month already! And I feel so dirty 😭! The first 28 people who ***message me*** the below phrase get a short shower video 💦! "Casey, I'll help you get clean! I will scrub every inch of you, lick between your toes, dry you in the fluffiest of towels, then lotion your skin with white truffle oil 😋😘!"
2023-02-28 19:03:32 +0000 UTC View PostJeez, Marsha, it's called ✨ ***FASHION*** ✨
Jeez, Marsha, it's called ✨ ***FASHION*** ✨
2023-02-28 17:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post**Long post incoming! Take cover!!!** 💣💣 *tl;dr I'm thinkin..
**Long post incoming! Take cover!!!** 💣💣 *tl;dr I'm thinking of making a separate page with a higher monthly sub fee but with more free stuff.* ***this page will not change*** I've been getting feedback for the last... I don't know, several *months*/*years*/*millennia* that people hate getting hit with PPV every day (it's annoying, I get it), that they wish they could just get free videos for the price of their sub. I can't do free videos for $6/month. I do the daily PPV because that's what helps pay my bills 🤷♀️. BUT! I wanna make *an option* for people who prefer that 🥰! So I'm thinking of making a VIP page with a high sub price ($50). It'd be something like new PPV is free or a free photoset every month or a permanent discount on my entire menu and like more explicit pics on the feed. No daily messages with PPV. Stuff like that. What do you think? 🤔 📢⭐ **BIG NOTE:** ***This page that we're all on wouldn't change at all. It would keep being what it is.***
2023-02-27 19:59:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the #spankingchallenge! Do it for the 'gram! 📸
It's the #spankingchallenge! Do it for the 'gram! 📸
2023-02-27 18:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post📢📢 I am buying packing materials for ***FIVE MORE CUPCAKES*..
📢📢 I am buying packing materials for ***FIVE MORE CUPCAKES*** and then calling this cupcake bonanza closed! Please message me with your order before these last five slip away! **Cupcake Packages** 🧁 Package 1 ~ Three Birthday Polaroid Photos ($50) 🧁 Package 2 ~ One Cupcake ($125) 🧁 Package 3 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video ($150) 🧁 Package 4 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids ($200) 🧁 Package 5 ~ One Cupcake + Cupcake Making Video + Three Polaroids + Two Minute Personal Video of Your Cupcakes Being Made*** ($500)
2023-02-26 22:13:00 +0000 UTC View PostI'd say stop spying on us but... I kinda like it? 😈 (And it'..
I'd say stop spying on us but... I kinda like it? 😈 (And it's not like you'd stop, you perv 😜!)
2023-02-26 18:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostInto every life, a little rain(bow) must fall (and masturbat..
Into every life, a little rain(bow) must fall (and masturbate furiously) 🌈🥵
2023-02-25 19:14:40 +0000 UTC View PostWHOA! I checked my pantry (*cough*--spreadsheet--*cough*) an..
WHOA! I checked my pantry (*cough*--spreadsheet--*cough*) and I'm almost out of birthday cupcakes!! ***THREE LEFT!!!*** 😱😱😱 Please! Get your order in now so you can celebrate with me 🧁! And if you miss the cupcakes, I still can send you birthday polaroids and a candle so you can join in the fun and maybe send me a video of you singing happy birthday to meeeee 🥳? ✨ *For the full menu and more details:* https://onlyfans.com/519768509/caseycalvertxxx
2023-02-25 00:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostA reminder to 🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀 members: don't forge..
A reminder to 🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀 members: don't forget to use your coupon, the month is almost over!
2023-02-24 21:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post