I *refuse* to get off this 55(?) gallon drum. I will *not.* ..
I *refuse* to get off this 55(?) gallon drum. I will *not.* 😤 Unless you have cookies.🍪
2023-07-24 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOSE??! 😭😭
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOSE??! 😭😭
2023-07-23 17:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostLaying in bed, daydreaming about universal health care 😍
Laying in bed, daydreaming about universal health care 😍
2023-07-22 16:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'd say "come in, the water's fine" but the water is fucking..
I'd say "come in, the water's fine" but the water is fucking freezing, stay on shore 🥶
2023-07-21 16:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostI fucking love this picture so much. This whole set is 🔥🔥🔥 (..
I fucking love this picture so much. This whole set is 🔥🔥🔥 (*and available for purchase!*) (*is my marketing ploy working?*)
2023-07-20 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostYes, this is possibly the coolest sweater of all time. 😎
Yes, this is possibly the coolest sweater of all time. 😎
2023-07-19 17:14:01 +0000 UTC View PostWas digging around on an old hard drive and found that I had..
Was digging around on an old hard drive and found that I had NEVER UPLOADED THIS PHOTOSET WITH ABIGAIL MAC 😱😱😱 *(I am so so so bad at this job.)* 😅 Anyhow, it's gorgeous, we're sexy AF, and if you think you wanna roll around with us in a bathtub 🧼, this is the set for you! ***Tip...*** 🫧 $5 for two photos! 🫧 $8 for five photos! 🫧 $12 for ten photos! 🫧 $15 for the whole set! (twenty photos!)
2023-07-19 01:32:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm going to need you to take care of this, thanks in advanc..
I'm going to need you to take care of this, thanks in advance. 😘
2023-07-15 17:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you want that blowjob, you have to finish those reports I..
If you want that blowjob, you have to finish those reports I asked for. Otherwise no blowjob for you. 😤
2023-07-14 16:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh, like *you've* never worn shorts where your ass was half-..
Oh, like *you've* never worn shorts where your ass was half-out of them. Don't be a Judgy McJudgerson. 🙄
2023-07-13 17:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to sling my way into your heart 🕷️🕸️❤️ (P.S. Tip $5 ..
I want to sling my way into your heart 🕷️🕸️❤️ (P.S. Tip $5 on this post and get a webby treat in your messages! *DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL WEBS WERE SLUNG IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST*)
2023-07-10 19:24:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd tell you how I wound up here, but you can probably guess..
I'd tell you how I wound up here, but you can probably guess. (And should. In the comments 🤣)
2023-07-09 16:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post
If you aren't on the Other Page today, you're going to miss ..
If you aren't on the Other Page today, you're going to miss out... 😱
2023-07-07 20:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post👙🎶 she woooore and itty-bitty, teeny-weeny yellllllooow polk..
👙🎶 she woooore and itty-bitty, teeny-weeny yellllllooow polkaaaa dotttt bikiniiiiii 👙🎶 (help, I'm a hot idiot 🥲)
2023-07-07 18:44:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's called *bridal yoga,* jeez 🙄
It's called *bridal yoga,* jeez 🙄
2023-07-05 16:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post*Happy 4th of July!!* This is your yearly PSA that Bruce Spr..
*Happy 4th of July!!* This is your yearly PSA that Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" is a critique of how America treats its veterans and working class, not a celebration of America. Woooooo. 🦅🗽
2023-07-04 17:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not saying you *have* to kiss it, I'm saying you *should..
I'm not saying you *have* to kiss it, I'm saying you *should.*
2023-07-02 16:56:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's July! Baseball things happen in July, right? Anyway, ni..
It's July! Baseball things happen in July, right? Anyway, nice balls. ⚾
2023-07-01 16:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you thought I knew how to use furniture, *you thought wro..
If you thought I knew how to use furniture, *you thought wrong* 😎
2023-06-30 17:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀!! The month is almost over! Have y..
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀!! The month is almost over! Have you used your coupon code yet? 🤔
2023-06-29 20:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostSummer is the best, guys! ☀️☀️☀️
Summer is the best, guys! ☀️☀️☀️
2023-06-29 16:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post