I'm the distraction. Steely Dan (the pet rooster with author..
I'm the distraction. Steely Dan (the pet rooster with authority issues) is in the back...
2023-10-14 17:14:04 +0000 UTC View Post
caseycalvertxxx posts
Sure hope nothing bad happens at summer camp today... 🤞
Sure hope nothing bad happens at summer camp today... 🤞
2023-10-13 17:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you going to make this pic your phone's wallpaper? 😍
Are you going to make this pic your phone's wallpaper? 😍
2023-10-12 17:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostWould you let me leave black lipstick marks on your... 🫣? A..
Would you let me leave black lipstick marks on your... 🫣? Alternatively, who here loves The Crow? 🖤
2023-10-11 17:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostThese are probably the best pair of boots I own and you (and..
These are probably the best pair of boots I own and you (and Steely Dan--the pet rooster with authority issues) should be *very* jealous. 💗
2023-10-10 17:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou should see this lingerie from the front 🖤
You should see this lingerie from the front 🖤
2023-10-09 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling flamboyant today 🦩 (not pictured: Steely Dan--the pe..
Feeling flamboyant today 🦩 (not pictured: Steely Dan--the pet rooster with authority issues--who is currently on time out because he keeps touching the flamingos inappropriately...)
2023-10-08 17:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis chain harness makes me look *way* cooler than the nerd ..
This chain harness makes me look *way* cooler than the nerd I actually am 🤓
2023-10-07 17:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostAh, *War and Peace,* my favorite book. What are you reading ..
Ah, *War and Peace,* my favorite book. What are you reading these days? 📖
2023-10-06 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI miss Alison Rey's pussy like you would not believe 😭
I miss Alison Rey's pussy like you would not believe 😭
2023-10-05 17:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostI want a nap, I think I'll curl up right here... 😴
I want a nap, I think I'll curl up right here... 😴
2023-10-04 16:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember, if you ever want to see how naughty I can be... yo..
Remember, if you ever want to see how naughty I can be... you know where to find me. (psst: it's on my boobs 👀)
2023-10-02 17:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostSwooping into October like 🦇🦇🦇
Swooping into October like 🦇🦇🦇
2023-10-01 17:02:04 +0000 UTC View Postomg omg omg it's right around the corner!!! 😱☠️🦇🕷️🎃💀👻
omg omg omg it's right around the corner!!! 😱☠️🦇🕷️🎃💀👻
2023-09-30 17:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostI like putting random things in my mouth 😇
I like putting random things in my mouth 😇
2023-09-29 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI've napped in weirder places 😴
I've napped in weirder places 😴
2023-09-28 17:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostStarting to feel the chill of autumn... 🍂❤️
Starting to feel the chill of autumn... 🍂❤️
2023-09-27 17:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf this were an official yoga pose, it would be called... (t..
If this were an official yoga pose, it would be called... (tell me in the comments!!)
2023-09-26 17:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostThat professional adage is true: dress for the job you want ..
That professional adage is true: dress for the job you want 😘
2023-09-25 17:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
sometimes my nipples get stage fright 🥺
sometimes my nipples get stage fright 🥺
2023-09-23 17:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostI like how you think 😈. Of course I'll join you for...
I like how you think 😈. Of course I'll join you for...
2023-09-22 17:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou make eye contact with a stranger across the bar. What pi..
You make eye contact with a stranger across the bar. What pick up line do you use? 😎
2023-09-21 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Posthelp, I've fallen and I can't get up 🥺
help, I've fallen and I can't get up 🥺
2023-09-20 17:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post*No,* I cannot come out today! I'm BUSY!! 😤
*No,* I cannot come out today! I'm BUSY!! 😤
2023-09-19 17:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick, tell me how much you love my butt or face ten years b..
Quick, tell me how much you love my butt or face ten years bad luck!! 😱
2023-09-17 17:18:03 +0000 UTC View Post
