If you're up early this morning, let me help you ease into y..
If you're up early this morning, let me help you ease into your day with some T&A!
2023-07-05 12:20:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Ok, So I had a few patriotic outfit changes. Here's the firs..
Ok, So I had a few patriotic outfit changes. Here's the first one! 😅
2023-07-04 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post***Happy 4th of July!*** Stay cool, stay hydrated, and stay ..
***Happy 4th of July!*** Stay cool, stay hydrated, and stay safe! P.S. ***Get your July Bundle Today!***
2023-07-04 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt's good to be home! This was the last sunset in the Britis..
It's good to be home! This was the last sunset in the British Virgin Islands that I'll see for a while! As you can see, I'm staying well hydrated.
2023-07-03 16:35:08 +0000 UTC View PostI was playing around, making some 4th of July promo stuff, a..
I was playing around, making some 4th of July promo stuff, and *of course* I took some *behind the scenes* pics for you. 💥💥💥
2023-07-03 12:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostI forgot I snapped a pre-travel photo for you 🥰 Please excus..
I forgot I snapped a pre-travel photo for you 🥰 Please excuse the mess! Or don't, lol! I was too tired to care. P.S. Are the marks on my booty from the boat or a hand? 🤔
2023-07-02 15:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Last day in paradise! At least for a little while. Bareboat ..
Last day in paradise! At least for a little while. Bareboat chartering is **NOT** glamorous. There are no hairdryers or makeup. Not many warm showers, and shaving is a luxury! But this is the kind of trip you get with Ms. Lori -- *spectacular* and *real*! I'm up a couple of boat brüises, a couple of handprints, and a ton of great stories 😜
2023-07-01 15:05:05 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 12** - I'm transitioning back to landlubber life! ..
**BVI Day 12** - I'm transitioning back to landlubber life! Back at home base for one more night on the boat before debriefing (not as fun as it sounds, lol!) and checking into a resort for a night of fluffy pillows and warm showers. Spending the afternoon in Brewers Bay and turning heads while taking pics 😜 ***Swipe Right for Sea Kitty***
2023-06-30 17:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 11** - No trip to the BVI is complete without a pa..
**BVI Day 11** - No trip to the BVI is complete without a party on the Willie T! The crew totally let loose last night and all of us girls got requisite temporary tattoos slapped onto our asses! I can't post the video here because there are random people in it. BUT, I can grab a screen shot AND, I'll describe it to you... I go behind the bar with the bartender and pull up my shorts so he has plenty of ass cheek to work with. I dance and wiggle my ass while he gets the tattoo ready. Then tells me to bend over with my hands on the bar. He pulls my shorts over to the side, puts the tattoo on his hand, and gives me a right proper smack on the ass. Then, high fives all around!
2023-06-29 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostFor your hump-day mid-morning snack! ***If you have RENEW on..
For your hump-day mid-morning snack! ***If you have RENEW on, check your messages for the full clip where I spread for you!*** P.S. If you don't have **RENEW** on, *whatareyadoin'?* But for real, you get fun, spicy extras if you do 😜
2023-06-28 15:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn the way to Jost Van Dyke from Anegada, we made a stop at ..
On the way to Jost Van Dyke from Anegada, we made a stop at Sandy Spit -- **THE** quintessential deserted island postcard!
2023-06-28 13:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostComing back from heaven is hard! But landing here at the Sog..
Coming back from heaven is hard! But landing here at the Soggy Dollar bar in White Bay off of Jost Van Dyke certainly softens the blow. Mooring in Great Harbor and hanging out at Foxy's tonight! And tomorrow, it's off to snorkel the Indians.
2023-06-27 21:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 10** - The sail back to reality is long! So you ge..
**BVI Day 10** - The sail back to reality is long! So you get *front-of-the-boat* sneaky nip pics! P.S. Do you see the sails reflected in my sunglasses?
2023-06-27 15:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day Who the Heck Knows** - Second day in Anegada inclu..
**BVI Day Who the Heck Knows** - Second day in Anegada included blacktip sharks, excellent snorkeling at Flash of Beauty, another trip to Cow Wreck, and of course Anegada lobster at the Wonky Dog. My girlfriends and I may or may not have gotten roped into doing the Macarena on the top of a table.
2023-06-26 21:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, and Happy Monday! Week two in the British Virg..
Good morning, and Happy Monday! Week two in the British Virgin Islands, and I sure do miss my bed! So, here are a couple of random pics from that cozy paradise 😅
2023-06-26 12:30:13 +0000 UTC View PostAnd **this** is what it looks like to arrive in heaven! (AKA..
And **this** is what it looks like to arrive in heaven! (AKA Cow Wreck Beach)
2023-06-25 18:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 8** - Everywhere we've been so far has been leadin..
**BVI Day 8** - Everywhere we've been so far has been leading up to today's sail to Anegada. It's by far the longest sail, and we'll properly be in the North Atlantic. Everywhere else in the BVI is line of site, so sailing off into the deep blue sea truly feels like an adventure. I've been here before, and I cannot WAIT to get back!
2023-06-25 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey! **Thank you!** to those who 💙 my posts. It means a lot!..
Hey! **Thank you!** to those who 💙 my posts. It means a lot! 😘 The rest of you, listen up 😅 ***If you LIKE my posts, make sure you 💙 my posts!*** It takes half a second, and it really motivates me! 🥰
2023-06-24 17:15:39 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 7!** - After the Baths, we hit Hog Heaven for dinn..
**BVI Day 7!** - After the Baths, we hit Hog Heaven for dinner and a killer view from the top of Virgin Gorda. Spending our second day off of Virgin Gorda in the North Sound -- Saba Rock and Bitter End Yacht Club + an excellent *back of the boat* party in the water.
2023-06-24 12:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostI know you've been wanting to see the backside of this swims..
I know you've been wanting to see the backside of this swimsuit! What better place than the Cathedral!
2023-06-23 17:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 6** - Hiking through the Baths was AH-MAZING! Swim..
**BVI Day 6** - Hiking through the Baths was AH-MAZING! Swimming in Devil's Bay and drinking at Poor Man's Bar weren't half bad either 😜
2023-06-23 14:03:55 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not sure how much I'll be able to post while I'm on the ..
I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post while I'm on the boat, so I'm throwing in a *throw back Thursday*. I didn't figure you'd mind a little extra back view 😜
2023-06-22 18:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 5** - On the way to Virgin Gorda. We'll spend a co..
**BVI Day 5** - On the way to Virgin Gorda. We'll spend a couple of nights here in different bays, seeing all she has to offer! So far on this sailing adventure, I've seen flying fish, sea turtles, rays, and a million beautiful fish! Hope the crew isn't too annoyed I keep popping my nipples out for you! 😜
2023-06-22 14:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 4** - Every day in the British Virgin Islands is l..
**BVI Day 4** - Every day in the British Virgin Islands is like 3 days long! So I'd better take a nap, or at least a rest! Snorkeling the dogs and hiking around on Salt Island yesterday was amazing! The island is uninhabited, but there sure are a lot of goats! Being on the boat makes me extra horny, so maybe a little *me* time is in order before my nap! 💦 P.S. If you have renew on, check your messages! 😘
2023-06-21 16:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostI was curious what I was doing back in June of 2022, and *su..
I was curious what I was doing back in June of 2022, and *surprise, surprise*, I was teasing you with these pretty little red panties... and what's under them 😻 P.S. ***THANK YOU*** for being patient as I get caught up on messages! I answer each message personally, and I'm getting through a handful each day. 💕
2023-06-20 17:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 3** - More Cooper Island + snorkeling adventures! ..
**BVI Day 3** - More Cooper Island + snorkeling adventures! I'm sitting above the helm trying to distract the captain but he's having none of it. P.S. I *promise* that's saltwater on my cap!
2023-06-20 14:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post**BVI Day 2** - It's a good thing I like sleeping sans pjs! ..
**BVI Day 2** - It's a good thing I like sleeping sans pjs! It's hot. Even with the AC on! The captain and I took one of the small forward berths so our newbie sailor friends could enjoy the bigger cabins. Hope you don't mind tight spaces 😜
2023-06-19 11:05:05 +0000 UTC View PostHere's another view for you from the outdoor shower! Which d..
Here's another view for you from the outdoor shower! Which do you prefer, front or back? **BVI Day 1** - Sleep on the dock in Tortola and provision the boat! Bareboat chartering isn't for the faint of heart. P.S. My hair will now be frizzy no matter what I do. Enjoy 😅
2023-06-17 13:15:34 +0000 UTC View PostI saved this little strip tease for you from last week! In c..
I saved this little strip tease for you from last week! In case you need a Friday afternoon pick-me-up!
2023-06-16 16:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post