Did you hear that Chuck Norris jizzed in the ocean? Yep. Tha..
Did you hear that Chuck Norris jizzed in the ocean? Yep. That’s why we have sperm whales.
2024-01-18 13:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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**Limited Time Deal!** ⏳ This offer will expire at 8 AM PST on 1/17 From ***NOW*** until ☝🏻☝🏻 I will be taking orders for DICK RATINGS! 😱🤯🍆 Please send a $30 tip on this post and DM me up to 5 photos. Ratings will be via non-nude video (2 minutes) and delivered by 1/19. 🚫 This is not an invitation to send me dick pics. I do not want to see your dick if you're not paying for a dick rating.
2024-01-16 23:28:55 +0000 UTC View PostLife is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, ..
Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’ve had too much.
2024-01-16 12:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostRolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is anot..
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. 😂
2024-01-15 13:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostHave a relaxing Sunday! Go watch my porn! 🥰
Have a relaxing Sunday! Go watch my porn! 🥰
2024-01-14 12:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf the cows are sleeping in the field, is it pasture bedtime..
If the cows are sleeping in the field, is it pasture bedtime? 🤣🐮🤠
2024-01-12 13:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.
2024-01-11 13:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If it’s out of your hands, then it deserves freedom from you..
If it’s out of your hands, then it deserves freedom from your mind too. 💜
2024-01-09 12:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostT-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's bec..
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms. 🦖🤣
2024-01-08 13:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat goes in stiff but comes out soft? ........ SPAGHETTI! ..
What goes in stiff but comes out soft? ........ SPAGHETTI! 🍝 Y'all perverts!
2024-01-07 13:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere's NEW content in your inbox! Step Aunt Revenge Fucks S..
There's NEW content in your inbox! Step Aunt Revenge Fucks Step Nephew New subscribers, please send a $15 tip on this post if you would like this complete clip in your inbox. Step Aunt Revenge Fucks Step Nephew - 16:45 My bible thumping step mom sent me over to her sisters house to check on her. Jane had gone out the night before and had a wild night. As usual my step mom wanted to pry into someone elses business. Upon getting to my step aunts house, I found her in the bedroom playing with herself. After Jane realized I was standing there she freaked out and jumped off the bed wanting to know what I was doing there. I told Jane her sister sent me. Upon hearing that Jane was pissed, so tired of her sister sticking her nose in her business Jane proposed the best way to get back at my stepmom was to fuck her sister. We get on the bed and Jane sucks my cock until she lays on her back so I can pump her pussy with my hard cock. Then I bend Jane over and fuck her doggystyle, then Jane gets in reverse cowgirl and rides my dick, watching her beautiful ass. Then Jane turns around so I can suck her titties while she finishes my dick off in her pussy. Cum drips out as she gets off me. Now Jane wants to do it again. Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films, roleplay, taboo, step mom, blowjob, blow job, pov, creampie, cream pie, milf, mature, amateur, big ass, used, kink, step aunt
2024-01-05 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
My ability to remember all of the lyrics from the 80s, Far e..
My ability to remember all of the lyrics from the 80s, Far exceeds my memory of why I just walked into the kitchen..
2024-01-04 13:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostStart each day with a positive thought like; “in 16 hours, I..
Start each day with a positive thought like; “in 16 hours, I can go back to bed.”
2024-01-03 12:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorro..
Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!
2024-01-01 14:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHow will you be ringing in the new year tonight? It's highl..
How will you be ringing in the new year tonight? It's highly unlikely I'll make it to midnight. I haven't for years. 😂
2023-12-31 13:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post**FOUR Video Bundle** in your PPV's! New subscribers pleas..
**FOUR Video Bundle** in your PPV's! New subscribers please send a $25 tip on this post if you would like these complete clips in your inbox. 47:05 Total minutes - 4 Video Pack - Parents Just Don’t Understand, An Offer My Stepmom Can’t Refuse, Bailing Out My Stoner Stepsister, My Stepmom's Staycation. Parents Just Don’t Understand - 12:35 Inflation is getting me. I work two jobs and still can’t afford to move out of my parents house. I hear so much about fan club accounts, I want to give it a try. I go to my parents and tell them my idea, but they threaten to kick me out of the house if I go through with it. I need to talk to an adult that can reason with me, so I go to my best friend's house to talk to his mom, Jane. After I confide in her, I can’t believe what she says! She used to be a phone sex operator in the 90’s! She even looked into making a fans only page for herself, but didn’t understand how. I can’t believe my ears. She actually wants to work together! I knew ‘Mamma’ Jane would understand me! She wants to ‘rip off the bandaid’ and takes her dress off for me. Wow, she looks incredible. When she gets on her knees to suck my big cock, I know this is the job for me. Her mouth feels so good and she knows just how to work my dick. When she tells me she wants me to put my cock in her pussy, I don’t hesitate to let her ride me reverse before fucking her doggystyle. As I’m on top of her, she tells me to cum inside of her. I bust a huge nut in my best friend's mom's pussy, and soon it will be on the internet! Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films, pov, pov sex, milf, mature, roleplay, role play, blowjob, blow job, creampie, cream pie, big ass, big booty, big butt An Offer My Stepmom Can’t Refuse - 14:15 As a favor to my stepmom I went to look at my father and my stepmom’s books. It was really weird that I found all kinds of checks with my stepmom’s name on them that went nowhere. Fake purchases of items left and right, this is money laundering at its finest. I was shocked to find this information so I went to my stepmom to see if she knew about these checks, and she did not. It looks like my father is trying to screw my stepmom over just like he did with my mom. I could never prove it because I was younger but I can now. My stepmom and I came up with a plan to distance her from him and file for divorce, besides she was unhappy in the marriage for years now anyway. Once we got back to her she shed, my stepmom was so happy she filed for divorce and gave me a big hug, then a kiss.. Omg whats happening now we are making out. Before I knew it my cock was in my stepmom's mouth. Are we really about to fuck? My stepmom gets on me and rides my dick until I put her on her back and fuck her tight pussy. I then bend her over and bury my cum deep into her pussy. Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films, pov, pov sex, milf, mature, roleplay, role play, blowjob, blow job, creampie, cream pie, big ass, big booty, big butt Bailing Out My Stoner Step Sister - 10:51 Looks like there is a new sheriff in town and he would be me. But I cannot continue to slip my step sister stuff from the evidence locker anymore, I have to take this seriously. I tried to give her the bad news and Jane was persistent that I could keep helping her out. No matter what I said she just kept at it until she brought up the old days. Jane stood up and started taking off her clothes. Asking me if I remembered when we used to play together? We used to fuck and suck and anything under the sun, but that all stopped when I got married. Now Jane wants to use her body so that I keep giving her stuff. So Jane takes my pants off and begins sucking my throbbing dick. I think we can perhaps come to an agreement. Jane then sits on my dick and rides me, stroking my dick with her tight pussy. I can’t help it anymore and bend her over so I can empty my balls in her twat doggy style. Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films, milf, mature, blowjob, blow job, pov, pov sex, creampie, cream pie, roleplay, fantasy, big ass My Stepmom’s Staycation - 9:19 My stepmom finally gets a vacation and what is she doing? Jane was working still, doing chores all around the house. Jane always does so much for me why don’t I do the chores so she can really enjoy her vacation. Jane is so happy to hear I want to do all the chores so she can just relax for a change. Later Jane comes into my room to thank me for all that I have done and more. Jane pulls my shorts down to grasp my cock and put it in her mouth. Then Jane gets on top to ride my cock. Jane then turns around so I can see her nice ass. Jane rides me reverse cowgirl until I blow my load into her pussy. Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films, roleplay, fantasy, milf, mature, taboo, step mom, blowjob, blow job, creampie, cream pie, big ass, doggystyle, pov, pov sex, amateur
2023-12-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Has Missouri ever done a tourism ad with the slogan ‘Missour..
Has Missouri ever done a tourism ad with the slogan ‘Missouri Loves Company?’
2023-12-28 12:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Most problems can be solved with nudity 💜
Most problems can be solved with nudity 💜
2023-12-26 12:35:01 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas is not about presents. It’s about family. And spi..
Christmas is not about presents. It’s about family. And spiral ham! Mostly, who in the family is bringing the spiral ham?
2023-12-25 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas, ya filthy animals 😉😘
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 😉😘
2023-12-25 13:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't Santa and Mrs. Clause have any offspring? Because ..
Why don't Santa and Mrs. Clause have any offspring? Because he's always coming down the chimney. 😂
2023-12-22 13:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope your cup of coffee is as steamy as my ass 😋
I hope your cup of coffee is as steamy as my ass 😋
2023-12-20 13:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostMistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error..
Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error that counts.
2023-12-19 12:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post