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Went through all my clothes that I had stored in boxes from ..

Went through all my clothes that I had stored in boxes from before I left SA. Funny to put on all the hippy pants and baggy shirts I used to wear. Founds this little skirt in the mix. I still love it :P

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Getting the boys all warmed up for photos 🧚‍♀️

Getting the boys all warmed up for photos 🧚‍♀️

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Morning :D Today I am feeling appreciative of the fact that..

Morning :D Today I am feeling appreciative of the fact that my boobs are small enough that I can just not wear bras most days.

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Sams taking a while. Started on the screwdrivers without him..

Sams taking a while. Started on the screwdrivers without him....

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Chilling on my balcony waiting for Sam to show up :D Going..

Chilling on my balcony waiting for Sam to show up :D Going to be streaming soon so if you're around and keen to join us on CB at 4pm GMT+2 you're invited ;) Kisses x

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Sam and I getting ready to upset all the parents at the prom..

Sam and I getting ready to upset all the parents at the prom. @samtyler3207

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bow ties are my new fave item of clothing on a man. @ethan..

bow ties are my new fave item of clothing on a man. @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

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I liked so many of these that I just couldn't choose for you..

I liked so many of these that I just couldn't choose for you. Don't you think @Ethansawyermps has the most marvellous cock?

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Favourite humans.

Favourite humans.

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Snapped this picture of @ethansawyermps during our last shoo..

Snapped this picture of @ethansawyermps during our last shoot. I absolutely adore it. It's so rare to capture him smiling normally for a picture. How cute is he? <3

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My boyfriends are hotter than your boyfriends ;) @ethansawy..

My boyfriends are hotter than your boyfriends ;) @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

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Theres a cool orange wall in our current airbnb that begged ..

Theres a cool orange wall in our current airbnb that begged for these photos to be taken. @samtyler3207

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Part 2/2 (Scroll down if you haven't seen part 1 yet!!) @et..

Part 2/2 (Scroll down if you haven't seen part 1 yet!!) @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

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The Spirituous Adventurers Episode 1: Ronnie’s Sex Shop ft..

The Spirituous Adventurers Episode 1: Ronnie’s Sex Shop ft. Dorothy the Dildo. After our stream on Saturday, we were lying on the couch, hungover, lazily brainstorming activities as no one felt certain what it was that the team should occupy themselves with for the day. After a few terrible ideas, I suggested we take a road trip and aim for the centre of South Africa. Sam put forward "Ronnie's Sex Shop" as a more reasonable alternative. Having never been there ourselves with and with a name like that we decided it was an appropriate choice. After putting on some decent clothes, grabbing a blanket and hopping in the car we set off in the direction of Barrydale, the closest town to Ronnie’s, a 3 hour drive from us. I was the designated driver as Sam & Ethan had spent most of the night up animatedly talking about god knows what (Can we thank the blowjobs for all this bonding?!) We made our way out of the city, Ethan, dead to the world in the back of the car. We stopped along the way to give our new silicon mascot, Dorothy, a taste of her new lifestyle on the road as well as to allow Sam’s car a rest whenever she displayed her warning lights (anyone know what the EPC one means!?) Needless to say, we discussed what the most reasonable thing to do would be if we were to actually break down and came to the conclusion that abandoning the car and hiding out in the bushes till morning would be the safest. We were glad to have gotten that out of the way. Swigging the most awful whiskey directly from the bottle and chasing it with an almost equally shitty beer we drove straight past our destination and accidentally continued on for an additional 12kms. @ethansawyermps found himself particularly fascinated by the night sky. I confirmed in my mind the necessity of glasses. @samtyler3207 was nearing non-human states of being as he was steadily nearing the second night of no sleep. The absence of cell phone signal as well as light made things particularly challenging but we did eventually locate a spot in which Ethan's phone was able to shakily give us some direction. We turned around and 20 minutes later pulled into an empty parking lot, almost knocking over an innocent human trying to photograph the stars in the process. After brief apologies and introductions, we were informed that Ronnie had closed for the night due to load shedding in the area (definition courtesy of google: When the demand for electricity exceeds the available supply, planned supply interruptions may have to be carried out. This is called load shedding. It is a controlled way of rotating the available electricity between all Eskom customers – you're welcome 😉) We decided to chill in the parking lot. Hoping that this kind human would politely fuck off so we could enjoy some naughty time and film ourselves doing so. 40 minutes later I headed up to ask what exactly he was doing as we were confused by all the flashing LEDs. Turns out he was taking long exposure shots with glowey balls in the middle (Weird?) Anyway, he spotted my camera and became very excited about the prospect of us photographing the stars together. He also had more whiskey, which by now we were sharing out of a little metal flask. I collected Sam and we proceeded to photograph the stars with the strange Afrikaans human standing in the way of the intended pornographic flash photography that would have been taking place. We found Ethan sleeping on our one tiny mattress using the only real blanket we had. Sam and I almost froze to death. Twice during the night, we turned on the car and drove in circles for warmth, less than patiently waiting for the morning sun, glaring at Ethan from our cramped positions on seats in the little polo. Morning finally showed up and with it the songs of birds and a more intense longing for this Ronnie and his supposedly amazing alcoholic milkshakes that we had driven 3 hours and slept on the dirt for. We took Dorothy for a tour of the place until some life made its way into the strange bar in the form of two rather friendly beings. We were kindly served 3 milkshakes, vodka & turkish delight, rum & coffee, peanut butter and jack made up the final selection. We ordered three full breakfasts and finished off with some rooibos tea. Ronnie then rocked up. He was fascinated by the fact that we had driven all the way out to visit his place and at some point, sat down with us to continue the conversation. We certainly made for a strange sight all disheveled in our pretty clothes in the middle of nowhere. He explained that the name actually came about as a prank. Someone vandalized his abandoned little farm stall which was originally called “Ronnie’s Shop”. He was apparently furious at first and left it there for about 6 years. During that period of time the road became a well-known route through the country. “Route 62” it’s now called. People started stopping at Ronnie’s Sex Shop and talking about the creative name and so, it stuck he said. They opened a bar and were wasted for months. We all laughed at this. He asked what we did for a living so we mentioned the respective industries before explaining that we also dabble in porn. He was interested to hear how we all got involved and so we exchanged a few stories. He shared a few personal ones with us and I felt grateful to have a real conversation with a stranger in which there wasn’t any judgement – something that is relatively hard to come by when you’re a sex worker. We paid our bill, thanked Ronnie for his hospitality and set off once more, this time in the direction of a warm bed and some hot water. Both Sam and Ethan slept almost the entire way home as I sat in silence, trying not to fall asleep, thinking about how fortunate I am to have such an incredible group of open-minded people as my friends. We have decided to call our group The Spirituous Adventurers. We also have a mascot, Dorothy, in case you hadn’t noticed 😉 We intend to run off again soon, this time in the hopes of getting some real sexy time action, possibly in the bushes, possibly in a beach house. Will keep you updated. Hope you had an awesome weekend. We certainly did!

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Snapped these few pics during our stream last night. I quite..

Snapped these few pics during our stream last night. I quite like the fact that Sam looks like he crawled out of a vintage porn mag in the first few :D @samtyler3207 @ethansawyermps

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fun with favourite humans naughty bits @ethansawyermps @sa..

fun with favourite humans naughty bits @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

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Photo dump part 2/2 <3 @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

Photo dump part 2/2 <3 @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

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Photo dump part 1/2 <3 @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

Photo dump part 1/2 <3 @ethansawyermps @samtyler3207

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Pre stream fuckery. ;) Come say hey on CB x @ethansawyerm..

Pre stream fuckery. ;) Come say hey on CB x @ethansawyermps, @samtyler3207

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There happens to be a tiny spot in the apartment that gets s..

There happens to be a tiny spot in the apartment that gets sun all day :) Its my favourite spot and I sat here practising Italian in Ethans shirt like the good little girl that I am.

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New costume might be a lil smol. Think I like it like that t..

New costume might be a lil smol. Think I like it like that though.

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Cape Town has just the coolest places to take pictures outdo..

Cape Town has just the coolest places to take pictures outdoors. :)) Also - theres a very real possibility that we aren't going back to Europe.

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Morning :)))

Morning :)))

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Alice and I used my phone and camera in order to shoot our f..

Alice and I used my phone and camera in order to shoot our first video a little while ago. 😬 But before I managed to edit everything into one (so you would have all the angles) my phone was stolen :(( i decided that you would still want to see the stuff that the camera captured. Next time im going to make sure to upgrade my icloud when it warns me to 💪🏻 Hope you enjoy x

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Oh also! - look what i got 😬 Tomorrow ill film myself open..

Oh also! - look what i got 😬 Tomorrow ill film myself opening and testing her out for the first time 💪🏻

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Off to the Helderberg Nature Reserve we went. ✌🏻 Was a bit..

Off to the Helderberg Nature Reserve we went. ✌🏻 Was a bit stressful to take off our clothes to prance around in the bushes and we almost got caught by a couple passing by but i managed to slip on my little green one piece just in time :)) I used to come here a lot as a kid but dont think ive ever been since i started driving myself around. I was surprised how well i remembered the paths. We had an awesome little hike that ended in a picnic on the grass :))) Was feeling super horny on the way home as we never actually had sex because we didnt want to ruin our CB show this evening. @ethansawyermps

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@ethansawyermps and I ran off to the Cape of Good Hope for t..

@ethansawyermps and I ran off to the Cape of Good Hope for the day. We didnt realise that it was inside a nature reserve of sorts and not just a lookout point with a plaque! So we were super surprised and excited to spot some zebra along the roadside! Next time we will plan better because we we were a little too tired for all the hiking and didnt even pack a picnic lunch 😏 This morning we are going for lunch in a small town about an hour away for mothers day. Hopefully its pretty and we will have the opportunity to take some photos too 😬

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@ethansawyermps and I took this a little while ago but i did..

@ethansawyermps and I took this a little while ago but i didnt post it because Ethan was enjoying himself so much he didnt notice when the memory card ran out of space before the cumshot. I found it on my externel yesterday though and still think its kinda cool - besides I figure 8 minutes of blowjob without a grand finale is better than zero minutes of blowjob 💁🏼‍♀️ So here ya go.

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The table mountain adventure continues… @ethansawyermps

The table mountain adventure continues… @ethansawyermps

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