Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy? *It's low hangin..
Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy? *It's low hanging fruit-* Happy National Grab Some Nuts Day! 🌰
2023-08-03 19:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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I can plesiosaur you like no one ever had! 🦕 Happy Dinosaur..
I can plesiosaur you like no one ever had! 🦕 Happy Dinosaur Day!
2023-08-02 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not saying you jack off a lot... but you computer looks..
I'm not saying you jack off a lot... but you computer looks like Spiderman saved it after it fell out of a window.
2023-08-01 19:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado picke..
What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers 🥑🥑😳
2023-07-31 19:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostPlatonic friendships are like chess. They're fun, engaging,..
Platonic friendships are like chess. They're fun, engaging, and can last a long time- But someone's always wondering, "how many moves until mate?"
2023-07-30 19:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy should you never masturbate in an elevator? Because it’..
Why should you never masturbate in an elevator? Because it’s wrong on so many levels.
2023-07-28 19:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostHow many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ..
How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three! One to screw it in. One to screw it up. One to screw an intern.
2023-07-27 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread "Pabst ..
Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread "Pabst schmear"
2023-07-26 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be one of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot-..
I used to be one of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot- But then I discovered oven mitts 🤗
2023-07-25 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload o..
How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish. Happy **Tell an Old Joke Day!** - That one’s from 1600 *BC!* 👀
2023-07-24 19:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostMy grandma started sharing her recipes on TikTok - Now she’s..
My grandma started sharing her recipes on TikTok - Now she’s on OnlyNans!
2023-07-23 19:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf you and your spouse get amorous in a hammock… Does that ..
If you and your spouse get amorous in a hammock… Does that make you *swingers?*
2023-07-22 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a zombie call a dick? *Junk food*
What does a zombie call a dick? *Junk food*
2023-07-21 19:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post*Perihelion* is the day the earth is closest to the sun Not..
*Perihelion* is the day the earth is closest to the sun Not to be confused with the *Perineum* - which is closest to the moon. 🌚
2023-07-20 19:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy ex once asked if he should watch football or porn. I told..
My ex once asked if he should watch football or porn. I told him to watch porn because he already knows how to play football... Not sure why he got so upset 🤔
2023-07-19 19:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostA man who is aroused by going to courthouses and listening t..
A man who is aroused by going to courthouses and listening to verdicts is eventually arrested for masturbating during a public trial- They tried him, and he got off on a technicality 👩⚖️
2023-07-18 19:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ever win the lottery I'll give some of the money to Cha..
If I ever win the lottery I'll give some of the money to Charity. .....But if she isn't dancing that night- I'll give some to Destiny! 🤑
2023-07-17 19:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn’t the snake procreate? He had ereptile dysfunctio..
Why couldn’t the snake procreate? He had ereptile dysfunction!
2023-07-16 19:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell the difference between a *Nerd* and someone..
How can you tell the difference between a *Nerd* and someone with a BDSM fetish? Ask them what a dungeon master is! 😈
2023-07-15 19:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post**Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?** The on..
**Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?** The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts 🍩 **Who is the most popular woman?** The one who can eat the *last* doughnut 😮
2023-07-14 19:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do math geeks usually sleep at? *The matrices*
Where do math geeks usually sleep at? *The matrices*
2023-07-13 19:05:27 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were trapped in jello- *would you eat me out?* 😇
If I were trapped in jello- *would you eat me out?* 😇
2023-07-12 19:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a championship fisherman who is very lonely..
What do you call a championship fisherman who is very lonely? *A master baiter*
2023-07-11 19:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe condition of the man who was mauled at the Teddy bear's ..
The condition of the man who was mauled at the Teddy bear's picnic is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet!
2023-07-10 19:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostFarmer thought that the barn he kept his chickens in was hau..
Farmer thought that the barn he kept his chickens in was haunted- 🐣 Had to call an *Eggsorcist.* Turns out it was a *Poultrygeist.*
2023-07-09 19:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostI broke up with my video game console- now it's my *ex-box* ..
I broke up with my video game console- now it's my *ex-box* Nothing personal, it was just time for a *switch*
2023-07-08 19:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do scuba divers go to relax after work? *Dive bars.*
Where do scuba divers go to relax after work? *Dive bars.*
2023-07-07 19:18:19 +0000 UTC View PostYou have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince!..
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince! But apparently only seven before you're banned from that stuck-up aquarium 😒
2023-07-06 19:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostPro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto- *Ig..
Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto- *Ignore Him.*
2023-07-05 19:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the Statue of Liberty stand for? *She can’t sit d..
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? *She can’t sit down.* 🤭 Happy Independence Day Neighbourinos! ❤️🤍💙
2023-07-04 19:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post