What's R. Kelly's favourite animal? *The Jellyfish.*
What's R. Kelly's favourite animal? *The Jellyfish.*
2023-11-03 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to s..
Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to sit through? *The Nutcracker.*
2023-11-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostPoor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break. *Every time he t..
Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break. *Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!*
2023-11-01 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostFor Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas *Ther..
For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas *There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.*
2023-10-31 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? *Ding..
What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? *Ding dong ditch.*
2023-10-30 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear they're banning all porn from the internet? *..
Did you hear they're banning all porn from the internet? *I don't know what this world is cumming to.*
2023-10-29 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a crazy night on the town, all I can remember before b..
After a crazy night on the town, all I can remember before blacking out is paramedics approaching me with a stretcher. I guess I got carried away.
2023-10-28 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWho Flips Frankenstein's Pancakes? *Count Spatula.*
Who Flips Frankenstein's Pancakes? *Count Spatula.*
2023-10-27 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostPumpkins are the most beautiful crop. *They're absolutely ..
Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop. *They're absolutely gourd-geous.*
2023-10-26 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered tha..
My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats *"That's nuts!" I exclaimed.*
2023-10-24 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostOn my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my ..
On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him... "Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" *He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"* 🙊
2023-10-23 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? *A ginger sna..
What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? *A ginger snap.*
2023-10-22 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHow many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
2023-10-21 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostToday one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfor..
Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. *It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.*
2023-10-19 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you ea..
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat chocolate cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. it is called BALANCE
2023-10-18 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the mule farmer get arrested? He had his ass out i..
Why did the mule farmer get arrested? He had his ass out in public.
2023-10-17 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostStudies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than ..
Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians. *Because owning Christians isn't legal, obviously.*
2023-10-16 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is the moon so grouchy? It's just going through one of..
Why is the moon so grouchy? It's just going through one of its phases
2023-10-15 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostRefusing dessert after eating Chinese food... *Will cost y..
Refusing dessert after eating Chinese food... *Will cost you a fortune.*
2023-10-14 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bra in Germany? *A Stoppemfromfloppen*
What do you call a bra in Germany? *A Stoppemfromfloppen*
2023-10-13 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post"Dont Touch" Must be the scariest thing a blind person can r..
"Dont Touch" Must be the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille.
2023-10-12 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThots are like circles. Curvy, but pointless.
Thots are like circles. Curvy, but pointless.
2023-10-11 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone thinks pound cake is called "pound cake" because of..
Everyone thinks pound cake is called "pound cake" because of the ingredients But it's actually named after the place it was invented, "Pound Town", *You know, where your mom lives.*
2023-10-10 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do sex on the beach and american beer have in common? ..
What do sex on the beach and american beer have in common? *Both are fucking close to water.*
2023-10-09 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? *The..
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? *The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.*
2023-10-08 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI bring so many ladies back to my place and make them so hap..
I bring so many ladies back to my place and make them so happy in my bed that... *I had to buy hoe-moaners insurance*
2023-10-07 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? *An ImPASTA!*
What do you call a fake noodle? *An ImPASTA!*
2023-10-06 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone keyed the music teacher’s car *Fortunately, the da..
Someone keyed the music teacher’s car *Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor*
2023-10-05 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostIf you don’t like tacos- *I’m nacho type.*
If you don’t like tacos- *I’m nacho type.*
2023-10-04 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome, which of his ..
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome, which of his friends I'd choose. *Apparently, I shouldn't have named two.*
2023-10-03 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post