I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed but everything is going okay so far! I sent out an audio orgasm but it looks like it may have errored out. Who didn’t get it but wants it? I’ll make sure these get sent out
2024-01-25 23:46:03 +0000 UTC View PostI miss my fuck machine and it hasn’t even arrived yet 😔 I wanna do throat traininggggggggggggf
2024-01-25 08:21:39 +0000 UTC View PostI think I’m gonna do a pussy reveal next week. It’s so fucking poofy n pink n cute I'm gonna screech if nobody gets to appreciate her!!!! Ooh, what about Valentine’s Day? Pussy before nipples actually sounds fucking hilarious
2024-01-23 21:23:50 +0000 UTC View Post
do you like my new dress? the only thing these honkers fit in are wrap dresses 😫
2024-01-23 21:10:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey cuties. I’m working hard on getting everything moved in. It’s looking great so far. Keep an eye out for a cheap set dropping around 4am Friday morning. It’s gonna be $5 for 10 photos xoxo you’ve been so patient and cool and kind so I’m going to do my best to price things beyond reasonably. I graduated from my PTSD outpatient program today (for the second time lol) and I’m cleared for work. You’ll be seeing me every day from now on :’) How’s everyone doing? Messages are slowly getting pumped out — I’m on November 16th tipped messages and making a lot of progress.
2024-01-22 23:31:13 +0000 UTC View Post
This was $700 so let this be a glorious day where you buy the photo I just sent out with the understanding that things are about to get a bit crazy over here 😅 I TOLD YOU THE 22ND WAS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.
2024-01-22 00:24:44 +0000 UTC View Post
“Wait a minute… that shit looks delicious” the booty may be small and flat but my backside is shaped so well. my body is loving this move and I can’t wait to show yall. Don’t forget the 22nd!
2024-01-18 19:05:54 +0000 UTC View Postmaking some content between unpacking miss you guys. genuinely the 22nd!!!!!!!! is coming!!!!! I am so excited to finally be able to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2024-01-18 16:07:22 +0000 UTC View Post
What am I waiting for? Wrong answers only.
2024-01-15 21:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
imma face time with my mom tonight…
2024-01-12 08:36:47 +0000 UTC View PostI want everyone to know that I put “FaceTime with my mom tonight” as the original music but I couldn’t jerk off with it playing in the background
2024-01-12 08:33:40 +0000 UTC View Post
hey! listen! are you ready??? (completely raw, unedited 😇)
2024-01-12 06:21:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Done packing. Just gotta move on Monday due to snow storms. Areola debut? Sure, why not ♥️ You’ve all been fantastic to me. Content drop today, Thursday 1/11 at 11:11pm :’) $5 - 10 upskirts + 20 second video $11 - booba bouncin compilation video - 3 minutes - face included
2024-01-11 11:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostGot a little carried away so I thought I’d share 😅 GGEZ If you don’t get the $10 audio lmk 🥺 I’m gonna be moving around until Sunday but I’ll do my best to attend to everyone.
2024-01-10 04:36:40 +0000 UTC View PostAnswering some messages before bed. I’ve been packing all day and I cannot believe that I’m finally moving out of this shithole you guys. I’m so excited
2024-01-09 09:08:27 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s literally been like less than a week of feeling good and motivated to actually work. You guys would be appalled by the way I lived for 4 months completely catatonic. I just want to say to everyone who wasn’t judgmental, pushy, or cruel: thank you. I owe you my life. Gratitude is a whole practice for me and every time I say it I mean it with my whole ass heart. I was trying so so so so so hard to force things and then midway last month I finally put my stupid foot up my own ass and took the extension I needed. I feel awesome and not in a manic way. I’m actually excited to get up every morning and I’m working but not before taking care of my basic needs. I feel insanely good and it’s been this way for long enough that I’m sure this time. I took a little extra time at the tail end to cry about anime and eat a lot but now I’m a little chubby cute. I’ll be sure to keep some stuff for “the vault” after I’m fit again. Sorry for keeping secrets but I promise you’ll thank me later. ANYWAY. I’m all moved in this week and then Puck and I have agreed to get things truly rolling by the 15th. That means daily posts & new sets every week rather than the sporadic stuff. Still got some things coming between now and then though — I promised you content but onlyfans said “we lock your account when you send too many messages”
2024-01-08 10:37:49 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s up cutie pies? 🥧 I’m in moving mode + feel anxiety + need hype for whatever reason.
2024-01-08 07:13:40 +0000 UTC View PostGot COVID but not too bad, just headache, bad tinnitus, sore throat. A little fatigue but nothing crazy. I’m just taking today easy. Still gonna continue to test the limits of the onlyfans message system today with more mass and individual messages ♥️
2024-01-08 00:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on it!!!! Promise :3 I was doing another thing too LOOK AT MY USERNAME
2024-01-07 09:40:15 +0000 UTC View PostSending out ALL previous nudes + audio + video tonight. Detailed descriptions on all of them. Apologies in advance for the deluge of messages — just treat it like a catalogue! New set will be going out tonight as well. Skateboard upskirts + boobie bouncing set including 1 full min video. All new content is $5 to help ease the economic burden of my cumshot price.
2024-01-06 23:47:25 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s me! Your spicy childhood friend with the insane rack from the small hometown we share. It’s the 80s. Oh no, I never left. I decided to work in my dad’s auto shop after he passed away. I’m a mechanic now and I have 3 brothers. What are you talking about? I wear this all the time to work, nobody says a word. Anyway, take your pants off. Where do you want me?
2024-01-06 09:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi! Hey! Thanks so much for the feedback so far. Just so expectations are clear, I’m easing into this whole thing for what? The third time? You’ve all been so patient. I’m moving and should be all settled by the end of January. There’s a version of me that gets up at 7am and goes on a run and then grabs coffee or a pastry and that version of me needs a space so she can create her routines. Those are the only things that really keep me alive and moving forward. I sorta underestimated the impact of not being capable of living out of a suitcase for months. It’s a whole saga, my landlord scammed me. That being said, I’m shooting to post a photo at least once a day. I’m hoping to have 3 sets out by the end of January. Messages are still priority #1 but not to the detriment of getting good affordable content out there for all of you. I promise what I make is not as expensive as what I sent today, it’s just a special occasion that may be more frequent and might not IDK GUYS IM NOT TEASIN I HAVEN'T MADE MY MIND UP. Have a nice night, ur batshit insane onlyfans puppy girl 😭
2024-01-06 08:21:19 +0000 UTC View PostOkay! Few things; Message is going out tonight if I can get my scene partner verified. It's been so long since I had someone verified and I can't remember if it takes long. I'm pretty sure it's instant because OF uses a third party. Apologies for the delay, that's on me. Second, I can't post or message or ANYTHING on iOS which is actually secretly good, I get way more messages done using my laptop. I'm eating breakfast and then I'll be hopping on <3 I'll keep everyone updated on verification stuff!
2024-01-05 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
MESSAGES TONIGHT tits and boots everyone say “thanks Puck, Kari’s new boss that she hates for making her finish her message queue”
2024-01-03 01:11:59 +0000 UTC View PostAnswering messages makes me a little emotional which sounds incredibly stupid, but I'd like to take a quick moment to explain. I have two siblings and they're both awesome. We're not super close but my brother had a really tough time compared to me and my sister. I have this memory of my dad (who was a defensive lineman in the NFL btw) sticking his entire fist down my crying brother's throat because my brother was having trouble swallowing pills. My dad would NEVER treat me or my sister this way, so this memory stuck in my head as profoundly unfair. Every man I've told this story to usually responds similarly -- unsurprised, and dead inside. That's so many men's experience -- the physical lack of safety really fucks with you for your entire life. But there's other types of safety men aren't afforded. Sexual safety in particular has been something that's been illuminated for me in the last few months working on OF. I am super protective of you guys and I work really hard to maintain your privacy. A lot of that is because I've noticed how positive our relationship can be, even when things are overtly sexual. Even if I'm getting a cum tribute or a dick rate, you guys never seem to forget that I'm a person. It would be insane of me not to return that energy and honor you guys for how good you've been to me. I hope that everyone here feels safe to express their sexuality and understands I'll never mock them -- unless you're into it, of course! It feels weirdly healing for me to interact with men's sexuality in such a positive light, especially after everything I've been through. I have full control here and you've given me so much of your trust and money. I'm really looking forward to showing you how grateful I am. Thanks again for your loyalty and love. I promise I'll make you proud (and hard). PS I know there's a fuckton of women & nontrad folks out there -- know that I see you & appreciate your presence. It provides ME with the same type of safety I hope to provide to everyone who comes here. Being surrounded by gay ass queers in a sexual capacity where I have control is healing as fuck. I focused on men here because I'm sure all of us have complex relationships with men, but know that I will protect you fiercely and do my best to provide you with the same safety you give me. <3
2024-01-01 00:27:27 +0000 UTC View PostHihi, I'm online for the next ~6 or so hours to get to messages. Messages with pending requests first (I don't do requests anymore but I have some pending from pre-ex husband destroying my house stuff, big boner killer), then messages with tips, then regular messages!
2023-12-31 23:13:22 +0000 UTC View Post
New phone came today! Lights are coming tomorrow. Got my official move-in date for my new place but it’s only 2 blocks from my current place. I swear to god there will be a solid content drop next week by Friday the 5th. 2 sets — one will be $5 and include 10 photos + boobie bounce video ♥️ I swear on Daniel and Henrietta and Lulu. Until then, enjoy the freebies ♥️
2023-12-29 02:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
