some of tesla album coming tomorrow, let’s party 💞
good morning 💫💫 swipe for a surprise and a preview video, I will MAKE SURE YOU SEE QUARANTITTIES THIS WEEKEND!! (thirsty thursday is a weekend 😉) this is my album release pre-party 💖🌙😏🍓🥳
ask me about my magic wand lol
what a weird time this is rn—half the time i’m sleepy and depressed, the other half i’m manic and creative and horny 😅
how are we feeling tonight? drop a 🚽 in the comments if you feel like shit, drop a 🦑 if ur horny, drop a 🤠 if ur happy (no judgment passed, happiness is allowed here on my page) and drop a 🦉 if ur existential... i’ll dm you a corresponding sexypic 🚽🦑🤠🦉
i took some time for self-care to do a lot of anal....og activities and shift for a second from being so virtual and digital. i’m back online now, i hope my ass sparks joy 🍒
2020-05-11 22:44:06 +0000 UTC View Post
thank you for being patient with me, i will get to your requests tomorrow 💙 in the interim, please accept this nude while i embark on a self-care day today.
ps. happy milfs day, go call your mom x
want me to dom you or be your babygirl? ⛓ 🎀
tip $9.60 or $6.90 ♋️ and i’ll send you two very nsfw sexy videos 📹📹 one for each little roleplay outfit
tip $11.11 and i’ll make a thirsty third one to surprise you with💕 3 is david lynch’s lucky number 😉
not to be outdone by Latias, the other gen 3 legendary Latios shows you a different view ✈️💙
tip this post an amount of your choice if you wanna see a collection of nudes with my new pokemon ☁️
come fly with me and my LatiASS ✈️ ❤️
having highest order phone anxiety rn so might not be checking here as much in the next few days/weekend while i get myself in order. but i’ll be back v soon to give you more sexy content and weird e-hoe shit and tesla album updates 💓
sometimes shit just gets too overwhelming and i’ve kind of been going without a break. i’m a big believer that rest and relaxation are crucial in order to function and be healthy. if you tipped for the last post or others or have dmed me for custom stuff i’ll get to it shortly i promise.
i have a few ~scheduled posts~ to keep it going today and tomorrow, and likewise — if you tip on those i’ll honor thy request in a few days time 💓 i appreciate you all, thanks for understanding!
stay safe and stay sane, all my love 2 U ✈️❤️
give me a nickname! ( ◠‿◠ )
i’ve never had a nickname and i want one 💕
comment below something you’d call me and i’ll send you the nude version of these portraits 💜👾💕
parts of my new tesla album HENTAI AND CRACK will be out here in one week exactly! 🌙May 14🌙
reposting to add a new pic ;)
well... i said it’s gonna be out at the end of quarantine, and my quarantine isn’t gonna be over for a little while 😓 so just the first part! but it will be sweet i promise, bobs and bangers, and you’ll get the whole ass thing soon. my state is “phasing out” of quarantine in multiple stages of progress, so i figured i’d adapt that strategy with my album as well. that way i don’t have to rush anything, and can spend more time at home/in my tesla making these tracks and videos for you as well as other content. burnout/ feeling rushed is the worst feeling ever and i want this album to create an enjoyable experience ✨🌟✨💎🛸
the whole NSFW video version will be out here on my onlyfans exclusively, and lite version elsewheres
thank you for liking/subscribing to my stuff, i hope to be making it worth your while 💖🌈🤍🎉
working on editing tracks and visuals for tesla album tn. filmed this last night. no caption, just enjoy 😉
✨glittering surprises ahead✨
played with chansey and eevee today 💖 now we’re tired and ready for bed 🤍💓🤎💓🤍
2020-05-06 07:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post
happy 5/5, 5:55pm 💙 i like the number 5. here’s 5 more pics of my blue (5th color of the rainbow 🌈 ) new lingerie. tip $5.55 and i’ll send you some content from this E E V E E collection and an unrelated surprise 🛰 make a wish 💋
2020-05-06 00:55:05 +0000 UTC View Postoh fuck i’m bout to calm 😩 💦 💦 💊
a little bit of a xanny fuckin makes me calm in like two seconds 😳 (wanna see the rest of this hot video? drop a chill pill 💊 for me in the comments, doctor)
got my first online hater calling me ugly today and i’m thinking... maybe they just haven’t seen me from behind? 🤔🍑💙😷
2020-05-04 23:44:04 +0000 UTC View Post
do you get turned on by foot stuff? what fetishes are you into? comment or DM me if you have something you want to explore or wanna see some weird shoegaze shit (girl licks her own foot while listening to Slowdive, 2020) 🤤 💦 👠
2020-05-03 00:19:20 +0000 UTC View Postwearing nothing but a nylon snake skirt tn 🐍 snakes for dinner 🐍🐍🐍 🍽 😋 just curious: if i go live and do a show here for you guys, say sometime next week, would you come to my virtual camgirl party? 🤔
haven’t done this yet and wondering if anyone would like to join if i did a live show 🥰 🐍💗 👀
good afternoon ✨💖🌿✨
took a lovely walk today and because i am both a nymph and a nympho, i took a whole ass photo tour of my open bobs around different places in my area. FAIRY HOES IN UR AREA GONE WILD 😮 🧚♀️ ⚠️
like this post and i’ll send you one naughty fairy pic from today 🧚♀️ tip any amount and i’ll inbox you the whole sparkle bobbers collection ✨🧚♀️✨🧚♀️✨🧚♀️✨
Thank you for a lovely April 🥰 🍧 Your contributions to the Nastya Valentine relief fund have been beyond appreciated, and I too hope that I can offer you some type of relief ✨😉✨
May tip menu:
(theme = self-care and bliss ☁️ 😋)
🦋 watching hentai in the bath $15
🌸 skincare routine in nothing but a sheer lingerie set $11.11
💐 reading a book in a bikini as though i’m at the beach $7.77
☁️ playing pokemon in just a thong and stilettos to distract from covid anxiety $14.20
🌷 doing the splits as part of my workout - it’s important to move ur body $8.88
🥥 cooking a delicious snack w my bibs out $14.44
🏖 cleaning my tesla toplesss because she deserves a wash too $16.90
🐰 “exercising” on my stripper pole $12.22
🦩 serenely taking a nap w no clothes on $20
⭐️ spanking myself with a self-care book to improve circulation in the body and receive its messages $6.69
🧖♀️ giving myself a luxurious oiled up massage w spa music and body lotion $22.22
🎐 giving you a personalized anxiety relief pep talk in a completely see through dress $10
🍓art therapy: drawing sexy things in non toxic ink all over my body and washing it off in the shower $21.21
In light of all the stress and anxiety that’s been surrounding the world and tbh affecting me very profoundly, I’m making a concentrated effort to treat myself well this month. For you guys, I’ll make it extra sexy and delicious so you can feel treated too 🤍 we all deserve a t(r)eat! 💓
(edit to include that last pic of my ass😷)
Also if there’s anything specific / off-menu you’d like to see, DM me 💌 🧫 🔬 I’ll see that my lab gets to it. All your tips are appreciated, any amount 🥰🥰💖
Stay horny 🦄 💦💦
was feeling extremely depressed this morning out of nowhere, completely overwhelming life-numbing depression and no motivation to do anything. i checked my mail and a package with these new thigh highs from my amazon wishlist came for me 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙✨ thank you whoever got this, no pressure to get extravagant gifts or anything since it’s such a crazy time, but it totally made my day and i’m wetter than vaporeon 😳 💓 hopefully i can make ur day too and distract from whatever depressing /anxiety-inducing shit is going on rn ♻️ e-hoes have emotions too 😭
2020-04-29 21:55:15 +0000 UTC View Post
yesterday i served david lunch 🍴 🍝 🍴 today we’re having dessert 😋
bobs out for summer 🍭 tip the cost of an ice cream on this post and i’ll send you a long video of me absolutely violating this poor, sweet, sticky treat 🥵 👅
would you eat spaghett off my naked body? 🍜
want me to send u sloppy filthy noods? 😰📨
day 4206980085 of tesla recording time, check these cute latias and latios pins 👼🏻👼🏻💙❤️
looks like y’all like a little bit of short, a little bit of long content, so i’m gonna give u both: short lil pokemon and tesla updates tonight, and some longer stuff this week 💞 i have a feeling that the quarantine is gonna be extended so i made another song..dam lol how long is the lockdown gonna last?
back view 🍑💚 this outfit’s too cute to keep it to myself 👼🏻 swipe for a video of me absolutely dominating an old man named Bernard ⛓ 👴🏻 ⛓ 🤑
i’ve been on here for a month!! wow wow 😱 so this outfit here’s a treat for you 💕 thank you so much for subscribing, tipping, liking my posts, listening to my tesla tracks, and in general being the perfect mix of horny and respectful 💕 thankful for u, keeping me afloat in these insane times 💚
question for you guys, do you prefer watching shorter content or longer stuff?
It’s sooooo hot in LA rn 🥵🥵 i have no choice but to wear next to nothing 🎀 like this post if u wanna see a back view of this outfit, also swipe for a video in which i answer a few AMA questions, some tame ones and some horny ones 😉💚💚
(edit: i initially made a long video answering questions but upon watching it felt like it was *too* long 🤨 so i made a shorter version lol but if ur into seeing the longer one DM me)
Hello perverts AMA (ask me anything!) 🧐 Do you have any questions for me? 😏 Drop the Q’s below or DM me and I’ll make a video of myself answering them. What do you wanna know about me? Wanna ask me about deep philosophy? How often do I....? Have I ever 69’d with a demon? AMA
(meant to add a video to this post oops) 💚💚💚
bobs out in the wild
Are we into the new color? Like and drop a 💚 in the comments if you wanna see some bobs and my green hair in ur inbox (hello itsa friday freebie hoohohoo) 🤍👼🏻🥬🧝♀️💚
2020-04-25 06:44:25 +0000 UTC View Post
10 mins into henty and crock and she give u this look..... wyd? 😩 👀 💎
2020-04-24 16:38:25 +0000 UTC View Post
bustin the babuss for bernie 😩 😩
i had a party over zoom last night haha and got a bit tipsyy w my friends 🍷🎊🎊🎊 naturally, had a nip slip and had to take some horny pics 🎀 💅 tip any amount starting from bernie’s campaign suggested $2.70 on this post and i’ll send you a stash of pics + vids including some naughty footage of me domming a powerful senator 🤫 👠
Got this cutie as a gift 💝 What should I name him? 🥺🥺🥺 Like if you think he’s cute 🐻 I love seal pups! If you have any name ideas lmk in the comments and I’ll do a sexy photo shoot for you tomorrow based on those 💋💕❄️ also I am at the rainbow’s edge! one step closer to having slutty rainbow hair 🌈🧚♀️⛓🧬 can’t wait to go even more vibrant🌈🌧🦋
2020-04-22 17:34:43 +0000 UTC View Post
working on my album visuals 🏖 🕶🏝🍓 but i’m tired and gonna go to bed...
😴 GOOD NIGHT 😴 say it back and i’ll send u the rest of this photoset in the morning 💋 😈 💛
today has been like 2001: A Britney Odyssey