three (3) videos today for your viewing pleasure, a chaotic combination 🐝
🧚♀️ 1. elf maiden disrobing to sexy renaissance music
🏡 2. what, you don’t vacuum your house like this?
♻️ 3. just vibing to Terence McKenna’s Alien Dreamtime
🐝 which one is your favorite?
thanks for supporting this female filmmaker ;) i’m ready for my close up, hope you find my bosoms reel-y cinematic 🎞 🎞 swipe for a video where i talk about 1. using my camera and laptop more and 2. a really embarrassing incident when all my fuckin sex toys fell out of their drawer in front of a crew of house cleaners. i am mortified but it’s kind of hilarious... they can’t unsee, they know what they saw. 😳 also the west coast is on fire... i can fuckin smell ash outside my window. 2020 is so wild, everyone pls stay safe in this apocalypse
2020-09-11 21:45:37 +0000 UTC View Postfrom the CIA’s classified elf girl sighting files 📂 if a woodland pixie claps her ass in the forest, what color is the tree?
2020-09-11 14:15:27 +0000 UTC View Post
this is a hentai saga of tentacle takeover and revenge 🦑 🔪
2020-09-10 16:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post
happy wizard wednesday! 🧙♂️ if you have your rebill on, i’ll send you something special (aka horny) at the end of the day, my precioussssesss ⚔️🧪🖤✨
2020-09-09 16:48:14 +0000 UTC View Postsorceress by day, stripper at CameALotXXX by night 🗡 🧙♂️ 🏰 ✨ 🧝♀️ want to see more of this, both on my feed and in your personal inbox? leave me a tip and i’ll show you more of my elf girl striptease 💸
PS. i’ve got a new vocab word for you today. “callipygian” (adj.) - having a nice, well-shaped buttock. i hope you find me quite callipygian then
yes, flirty elf girls play mario, listen to animal collective, and beat the heat by getting progressively more naked🧝♀️
2020-09-08 15:34:48 +0000 UTC View Posti, the elf maiden, doth welcome you into my tiddy kingdom. do you like my dancing? 🍺 🏰
2020-09-07 23:58:15 +0000 UTC View Post
those who missed my cow video yesterday, here are some screenshots of the saga. 🐄 🐮 do you know what’s dripping between my legs? cause it ain’t milk 🥛🔞
2020-09-07 18:11:22 +0000 UTC View Post
some wholesome pics from precovid 🧬
2020-09-07 15:31:54 +0000 UTC View Post
hi guys i woke up at 4am today and have been in a more existential mood than ever. usually i write out any long rants but this one is on video. if you want a POV of a real-ass, intimate conversation with me, this is it, and if you enjoy seeing me just talk to you in the nude/topless i’ll do more of these. this rant is about how much i resent manufactured authenticity, the discontents or having a non-typical onlyfans account, and the alignment that happens when you’re just vibing and following your intuition. when you stop comparing yourself to others, it lifts a great weight off of you.
2020-09-07 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Postunrated, uncensored, unpasteurized content. 🔞 is it milk or semen? 4 out of 5 scientists can’t tell the difference 🐮 🔬
2020-09-06 15:37:30 +0000 UTC View Post
good moooo-rning 🐄🧡 going from milkmaid, to milk maker today. one could say my milkshake does indeed bring all the boys to the yard, and i could teach you, but i’d have to charge 🥛🤑🥛 i hope you have an udderly delightful sunday, here’s a few pics of my teats if you dairy to look at them 👀 ✨
2020-09-06 13:44:45 +0000 UTC View Posti’m working on customs today. there’s more of them than i thought so if there’s a slight delay i’m very sorry to inconvenience you. 💙 here’s a short video of me riding my girthy Bad Dragon knockoff, this is the lewdest thing i have ever posted here 🐄 ⭐️ (i put in my orders for both dragon dildo and Ovipositor!!!! they’re cumming at the end of September— those toys take a while to make so i got this one to tide us over while we wait) ⭐️ 🛸 🐄 PS. please remember that all tips are appreciated, thank you.
2020-09-05 18:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
pornhub category: pastoral milkmaid gets abductedd by two alien penises that flew in from a UFO to obliterate her holes ... and she liked it!! 😩 🛸 🐄 Like this post and i’ll send you an extra naughty pic of this farm girl being penetrated by a girthy unidentifiable flying object 🐄 🥛
2020-09-05 17:12:20 +0000 UTC View Post
eat my apple, bitch! 🍎🍎🍎 PS. i’m gonna post more videos this weekend, what do you want?
2020-09-04 18:11:49 +0000 UTC View Posta nine minute video of my “workout routine”. i should get a stripper pole too, in Sluttember or Slutober 👻 🤔 🚀 ✨ 🍂
2020-09-04 17:07:35 +0000 UTC View Post
i think i’m feeling better! here’s some demonic milkmaid pics 🥛 🐄 🐄 🥛 both filtered and unpasteurized 😋 get a load of these leftist milk duds (some dude once called my breasts ‘milk duds’ and i still don’t get the rationale but whatever, let’s lactateee lmao 😩 😩) i also recorded just a little bit in my tesla, swipe for video 🐄🖤🧬 in april when i recorded the progress of my tesla album i didn’t have many subs, and now that there’s a bit more of you guys here maybe you’ll enjoy some tesla trax mixed in with your daily nudes?🚰
2020-09-04 01:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
“pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work”
-aristotle
i imagine you’d have a hard time getting any work done if you had this kinky kitty showing up distract you while you’re working in your office 💜💕 swipe for little video 💕💜
some lazy pics for you in my new lingerie ✨ it’s just me first thing in the morning, no makeup no bullshit. now who is gonna come over and help me clean my mirror? 🎷
2020-09-03 15:09:21 +0000 UTC View Post
fuck i am feeling sick again, hopefully it’s just one of those brief one-day immune system crashes and nothing too crazy. i have a fever, chest pains, hot/cold feeling, and fatigue. i’ve has this since feb/march so it could still be residual mono (it’s crazy how it can go on and off so rapidly and how long it can last), i just took a bloood test earlier this week to see what the status of it is, and if i have mono antibodies. if i continue to feel this way the next few days i’ll get a covid test too just to be sure. i have a very weak respiratory system so this year has not been great for me at all lol. it’s super frustrating because i just started to think of all these awesome ideas but at the moment am unable to fully execute them. when i do, tho, watch out 😆 🛠🧪
❤️ on wednesdays to celebrate hump day haha i send some pics or videos exclusive to my subscribers with their rebill on; today i’ll send you some pics of my thicc pale ass, so don’t forget to keep your rebill on for every horny wednesday 🎷 customs should still be done on time by the end of this weekend unless i have a legit crisis; i would be heartbroken to have a repeat of march where i felt the worst ever, like completely immobilized. i’m gonna call it a day now and get some rest. have a hornyyy evening ❤️🌝❤️
with or without glasses? ❤️❤️❤️ i’ve been getting outside my comfort zone psychologically and physically, taking more pics in places outside of my bedroom. i’ve been thinking a lot about the way i produce my work and am trying a few different things in my daily routine.
a few of my friends have complimented me on my work ethic recently, saying “you’re the hardest worker and i admire that about you” which got me thinking, and eventually upon ruminating on it actually bummed me out. i’m flattered but it also sucks to be defined by your work ethic when you have no other choices. i’ve been grinding my whole entire life and all i truly deeply want is a fulfilling vacation. i do take some random days off from hustling but i can’t do that too often because unfortunately being inactive online affects my income. so even when i’m resting, i’m grinding. however, i also love doing this so it’s not a hassle for me at all, but to say it keeps me busy is an understatement. i’m not gonna be just churning shit out cause i wanna fill up posting space - i pour tireless amounts of effort, time and energy into my content, i hope this shows through.
i’m so over it though, and by “it” i mean the capitalist grind culture as a whole. fuck grinding and hustling for survival. if we had more social programs and less social media, i truly believe we would have a happier society. the truth is we are all addicted to money and reliant on the grind that no matter where we are or what we are doing (even independent content creators such as myself are part of a large ass corporation/platform) we are always wage slaves and that’s the T sis. until a full blown revolution happens, nothing can be done about it and it just sucks. i get fully depressed thinking about it. if you didn’t come from money or get a wild stroke of luck then you just work and suffer. it’s truly cruel, the suffering of most of the country while the 1% sits on their asses and collects insane sums of money that they could use to help out their fellow humans but choose not to.
i don’t think basic healthcare, housing, and education is a big ask or that extreme/radical of an idea. we only live once on this planet, why can’t our collective basic needs be taken care of? i read recently that 85% of americans are unhappy with their jobs, and that does not surprise me at all. i’ve been lucky and i liked my vanilla jobs/day jobs but i was extremely overworked and literally always exhausted. in that regard i’m glad to have these 2020 circumstances arise, even though it’s a huge financial stressor. in so many ways i prefer doing this, i love working from home, and am beyond grateful to you for supporting me ❤️ my goal is to be able to maintain this full time (don’t even get me started on the anxiety of maintenance - that will be a separate post) and make a living from it. thank you for being the VIPs of my simp-ulation. i really appreciate you 🥺
those of you who ordered customs, i’ll have them to you in a few days! by the end of the weekend for sure 💕🛠
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POV we’re having a deep intellectual conversation and all of a sudden i have a nip slip, wyd? (PS. have you seen gaspar noe’s Love? it’s on netflix and it’s one of my favorite films) ❤️
2020-09-02 14:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post
september is traditionally seen as a scholarly month, so it’s back to school time. over the summer i’ve let myself relax a little bit while still continuing to work and make content. this month my aspiration is more intellectual so you’ll see equal parts slutty and pretentious hoe content. now tell me, do you think i am a student or a teacher?
2020-09-01 20:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
think my doctor noticed i wasn’t wearing a bra today? haha i’ve been kind of decompressing on account of not feeling that great but i will make new content tomorrow. thankyou thankyouuu thankyou for an amazing august !!🥺 i hope to have a slutty, scholarly september with you here ⚛️💛💜
2020-09-01 01:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
some pics from before that i haven’t posted xx 💚 i’m weirdly nostalgic for the aggressively “pokemon and swords” phase of quarantine lol maybe i’ll reshoot some of these looks. also THANK YOU for contributing to my Bad Dragon fundraiser!! i can’t wait to get my Bad Dragon (they usually take a while to custom make each piece so those who ordered videos, just bear with me, it’ll be worth it) ⚛️🐲 i’m gonna pin the post, so if anyone still wants to order the video, you totally can! i was super nervous about releasing it but after hearing you guys’ feedback i’m realllyy glad you like it! 🥺💚💚💚
2020-08-31 13:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
i made a porno! and here’s a lil fundraiser to get me a dragon dildo 🏖 this one was my first time EVER doing anal dildo content aahhh 🙈 it’s a long sex tape and it kind of has a plot but it’s mostly PORN (ch*king, roleplay, dildo riding, lord of dirty talk, slapping, gagging)! i’ve made a few other sex tapes but this one is like the most like classically porno haha 💕 if you’re into it, i’ll make more 😳 if this sucks and flops i will not do another one again 😆 if it exceeds its goal i will be remarkably happy 😱
$10 for dirty XXX screenshots from it
$20 for a 5min segment of the video
$25 for the whole thing!!! over 10mins
$50 for the whole thing and i’ll make you a custom sequel with something a little bit bigger (but not as big as a Bad Dragon)
i was gonna price it at $100 since it’s my first real on camera anal and it’s special, but i wanted to get a Bad Dragon dildo so bad this month so it’s fucking 75% off for now. (although if you wanna tip $100 out of the goodness of your heart, i’ll probably be able to get an Ovipositor too, and the answer is yes of course i’ll make additional content with it for you. google it, i want one)
help me get that Bad Dragon 😩🦖 i wasn’t even sure if i should even release this tape cause it’s so dirty but i saved it for the end of the month... i wanna incorporate the dragon dildo into my new visual album; i’ll be making a new album in my Tesla and it will be sexistential and luxurious✨
also: anyone who donates will get some BIG ASS DRAGON DILDO CONTENT when i get it ✨ 👽
so this is really a ✨two for the price of one✨ since you get the content you pay for today, and a Bad Dragon video soon. 50$ or more will get you three videos if you can handle that much content. 👀 🤓🦎 yes i’m really dropping this on you first thing sunday morning lol 😂 praise the lord, best day of the weekend 😋
these boobs haven’t been touched by ANYONE in MONTHS! wtf 🌀🌀 let me hypnotise you with my pure, chaste, pious bosom
2020-08-29 17:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post
green glasses or purple glasses? 💚💜
2020-08-29 16:43:27 +0000 UTC View Post
what i’m up to today ... some very casual nudes 🖤🍁 this weekend is gonna be more of a chill one for me — i’ve been scouring my hard drives and archives cause i have tons of horny content from the vaults that i’m interested in exploring. i’ll be posting those along w a mix of some new content and gettin ready for september 🍁 if i’m a bit more quiet on here it’s cause i’m trying to get my mind together and get some clarity rn, to bring you that quality content 🖤 also... purple hair again 😏💜
2020-08-28 21:23:44 +0000 UTC View Post