Did I get your attention? Maybe drop me a like? π

Did I get your attention? Maybe drop me a like? π
2022-10-03 07:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostDid I get your attention? Maybe drop me a like? π
2022-10-03 07:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather have an extra finger or extra toe?
2022-10-02 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? π¦Β Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels
2022-10-01 07:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? ππ¨ A private tutor
2022-09-30 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf it was more than my eyes that caught your attention, leave a tip ππ
2022-09-29 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather punch a wall full force or get punched in the chest?
2022-09-28 07:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't you hear rabbits making love? π° Because they have cotton balls
2022-09-27 07:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostMay the day bring you new adventures and opportunities. Good morning π
2022-09-26 12:21:04 +0000 UTC View Postβ¨ Is that a twinkle in your eye? If I give you that sparkle, tip to return the favor β¨
2022-09-26 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather get caught looking at something βadult onlyβ online by your parents or by your boss?
2022-09-25 07:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostDear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.βPluto π
2022-09-24 07:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could fuck me from behind, leave a tip πππ¦
2022-09-23 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey there daddy π I made a video for you with dirty talking and teasing in my shower then begging for your cum as I cum for you in bed π₯΅π¦
2022-09-22 08:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather watch the news or stoner movies for 24 hours straight?
2022-09-22 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? βπ Ken came in another box
2022-09-21 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostIf I make you Happy π Tipping is a way to return the favor
2022-09-20 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather swim with sharks or spend the night in a forest with mountain lions?
2022-09-19 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the three shortest words in the English language? π "Is it in?"
2022-09-18 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip π²β₯
2022-09-17 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDo not brood over what you do not have but be thankful for what you have got. The path to happiness always lies just past gratitude πΒ π₯°Β Good morning
2022-09-16 12:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather invite your most annoying relative over to dinner or go over to dinner at their home?
2022-09-16 07:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? π The more you play with it, the harder it gets
2022-09-15 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post