What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? π¬ You are the ..
What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? π¬ You are the wind beneath my wings
2022-11-23 08:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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if you've jerked off to me this week πΌ drop a tip so i'll se..
if you've jerked off to me this week πΌ drop a tip so i'll see
2022-11-22 08:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather receive a sexy text message or a sexy nude ..
Would you rather receive a sexy text message or a sexy nude photo?
2022-11-21 08:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do boobs and toys have in common? π They were both orig..
What do boobs and toys have in common? π They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them
2022-11-20 08:00:41 +0000 UTC View Postwould be so lovely of you to tip
would be so lovely of you to tip
2022-11-19 08:00:36 +0000 UTC View Postπ₯© MEAT AND POTATOES KIND OF GUY? π₯ Good because that's what ..
π₯© MEAT AND POTATOES KIND OF GUY? π₯ Good because that's what I call this fully nude video filled with dirty talking and masturbating with my absolute favorite toy to an insane climax π± π½οΈ π§ππ£ π§π’ πππ§ π» $π» = + π½ π³ππ’π ππ π΄π‘ππππ + πΏππππ πΆπππ $π·π» = + π·πΊ π³ππ’π ππ π΄π‘ππππ + π²πππ πΆπππ $πΈπ» = π΄π‘ππππππππ πππππππ + π ππππ π³πΌ'π ππ πΌππ πππ₯π₯ππ§π¨
2022-11-18 09:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather only be able to hear profanity (and otherwi..
Would you rather only be able to hear profanity (and otherwise be deaf) or only be able to say profanity?
2022-11-18 08:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry fl..
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry float
2022-11-17 08:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wanna make me moan, tips really get me going π
If you wanna make me moan, tips really get me going π
2022-11-16 08:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather have a tooth pulled that didnβt need to be ..
Would you rather have a tooth pulled that didnβt need to be or leave a tooth that needed to be pulled?
2022-11-15 08:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone with no body and no nose? π Nobody ..
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? π Nobody knows
2022-11-14 08:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like how hard I work to get you hard, leave a tip to ..
If you like how hard I work to get you hard, leave a tip to support π
2022-11-13 08:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather repaint all the rooms of your house or redo..
Would you rather repaint all the rooms of your house or redo the tile in the bathroom every weekend?
2022-11-12 08:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? πͺ¨ Plymouth ro..
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? πͺ¨ Plymouth rock
2022-11-11 08:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip
If I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip
2022-11-10 08:02:14 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather have a personal meeting with your boss or w..
Would you rather have a personal meeting with your boss or with your mother everyday?
2022-11-09 08:01:48 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me ππ¦π¦π¦
2022-11-08 08:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me ππ¦π¦π¦
2022-11-07 08:01:52 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather have a pet youβre allergic to or have a pet..
Would you rather have a pet youβre allergic to or have a pet you donβt really like?
2022-11-06 07:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a Kleenex dance? πΒ Put some boogie in it
How do you make a Kleenex dance? πΒ Put some boogie in it
2022-11-05 07:04:34 +0000 UTC View PostTip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the cl..
Tip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the closer to EXPLODING ππ¦π¦π¦
2022-11-04 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do fruits go on vacation? πΒ Pear-is
Where do fruits go on vacation? πΒ Pear-is
2022-11-03 07:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather a dog or a cat?
Would you rather a dog or a cat?
2022-11-02 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
2022-11-01 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhatβs a skeletonβs favorite board game? 𦴠Tibial Pursuit
Whatβs a skeletonβs favorite board game? 𦴠Tibial Pursuit
2022-10-31 07:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhat health insurance do Halloween creatures use? π Medi-sca..
What health insurance do Halloween creatures use? π Medi-scare
2022-10-30 07:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff? ..
What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff? π A jack-ass-o-lantern
2022-10-29 07:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the monster go inside the bar? π»Β For the boos
Why did the monster go inside the bar? π»Β For the boos
2022-10-28 07:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post