Feeling grateful? A small tip π° goes a long way

Feeling grateful? A small tip π° goes a long way
2023-12-12 08:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling grateful? A small tip π° goes a long way
2023-12-12 08:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you? πΉππ
2023-12-11 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the stadium get so hot after the game? π¨ Because all the fans left
2023-12-10 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View Postif i caught your attention, leave a tip ππ
2023-12-09 08:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a fruit βcuz we could make a great pear. ππ
2023-12-08 08:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostTo whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you πΎ You have my Word!
2023-12-07 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy π
2023-12-06 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostI assumed happiness started with an βHβ but I believe it actually starts with βU.β πβ€οΈ
2023-12-05 08:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? π€£ A tearjerker
2023-12-04 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you'd want me tied up on your bed π
2023-12-03 08:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostI tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes. πΆββοΈπ π
2023-12-02 08:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? ππ¦ Thanks for cumming!
2023-12-01 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy ππ
2023-11-30 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostI know weβre not socks, but Iβm sure weβd make a great pair. π£β€οΈπ
2023-11-29 08:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the snowman suddenly smile? βοΈ He could see the snowblower coming
2023-11-28 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip π
2023-11-27 08:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you wanted, where would we be? ππ
2023-11-26 08:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do melons have weddings? ππ Because they cantaloupe
2023-11-25 08:32:01 +0000 UTC View Postif this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip π
2023-11-24 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi, Iβm Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? ππ
2023-11-23 08:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? π΅π΅ Prime mates
2023-11-22 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View Postwanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile π
2023-11-21 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostNo pen, no paperβ¦ but you still βdrawβ my attention. βοΈππ
2023-11-20 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? π³ Ken came in another box
2023-11-19 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View Posti love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid π even a chef wouldnβt spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? π
2023-11-18 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, youβre pretty and Iβm cute. Together weβd be pretty cute. πβ€οΈ
2023-11-17 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow come there arenβt any knock-knock jokes about America? ππ Because freedom rings
2023-11-16 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and see
2023-11-15 08:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostIβm going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this weekβs hottest singles. π΅π₯
2023-11-14 08:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? βοΈπ One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
2023-11-13 08:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post