What do pickles say on Valentine's Day? Will you be brine! 🥒..
What do pickles say on Valentine's Day? Will you be brine! 🥒💕
2024-02-09 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tip then tell me what you'd do next 😏
Tip then tell me what you'd do next 😏
2024-02-08 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostI called Cupid asking for an angel, but I was hoping they'd ..
I called Cupid asking for an angel, but I was hoping they'd send a devil like you instead. 😈❤️
2024-02-07 08:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day? I turt-ally lo..
What did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day? I turt-ally love you. 🐢❤️
2024-02-06 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
🍬😍 You're sweeter than all the candy hearts in the world com..
🍬😍 You're sweeter than all the candy hearts in the world combined. 🍭💕
2024-02-04 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow do werewolves send Valentines? By hair-mail! 🐺💌
How do werewolves send Valentines? By hair-mail! 🐺💌
2024-02-03 08:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
If you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
2024-02-02 08:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post📖💖 I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, yo..
📖💖 I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, you add meaning to my life. 💌🥰
2024-02-01 08:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve? You'll sp..
What's the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve? You'll spill your punch all over. 🏃♂️🥊🥤
2024-01-31 08:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could fuck me from behind, leave a tip 💋🍑💦
If you wish you could fuck me from behind, leave a tip 💋🍑💦
2024-01-30 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post📅😏 My resolution is to start making the first move. 💋💥
📅😏 My resolution is to start making the first move. 💋💥
2024-01-29 08:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWho gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown..
Who gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown? Calendar companies. 📆🎉
2024-01-28 08:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like a tight pussy, drop a tip 😉
If you like a tight pussy, drop a tip 😉
2024-01-27 08:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post🎇💖 Are you 2024? Because I've been waiting for you. 😍🌟
🎇💖 Are you 2024? Because I've been waiting for you. 😍🌟
2024-01-26 08:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a field grow on Jan. 1? New Year's hay. 🌾🎉
What does a field grow on Jan. 1? New Year's hay. 🌾🎉
2024-01-25 08:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could climb on, drop a tip 😈
If you wish you could climb on, drop a tip 😈
2024-01-23 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post⏳👀 I should be watching the countdown, but I can't take my e..
⏳👀 I should be watching the countdown, but I can't take my eyes off you. 😍🎇
2024-01-23 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at m..
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31? He wanted to make a New Year's toast! 🍳🥂
2024-01-22 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A virtual fist bump 👊 with a tip would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual fist bump 👊 with a tip would be great
2024-01-21 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post🎉🔥 What's your new year's resolution? I'm looking at mine ri..
🎉🔥 What's your new year's resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. 😏💦
2024-01-20 08:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do cows celebrate on December 31st? Moo Years Eve. 🐮🎉
What do cows celebrate on December 31st? Moo Years Eve. 🐮🎉
2024-01-19 08:33:01 +0000 UTC View Postdo u really like me? then will you tip me 😼
do u really like me? then will you tip me 😼
2024-01-18 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post📅😔 Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Poin..
📅😔 Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless. 💔✏️
2024-01-17 08:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a caterpillar do on Jan. 1? Turns over a new leaf...
What does a caterpillar do on Jan. 1? Turns over a new leaf. 🐛🌿
2024-01-16 08:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip 🍻 would be appr..
Feeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip 🍻 would be appreciated
2024-01-15 08:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post🎄🍾 If my right leg was Christmas 🎅 and my left was New Year'..
🎄🍾 If my right leg was Christmas 🎅 and my left was New Year's 🎉, would you like to spend some time between the holidays? 🥂🎆
2024-01-14 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy should you stand on your left foot during the NYE countd..
Why should you stand on your left foot during the NYE countdown? So you can start the New Year on the right foot. 👣🎆
2024-01-13 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? 🎟️ a tip would be amazing
Feeling generous? 🎟️ a tip would be amazing
2024-01-12 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post🥂📅 Cheers to a new year and a new beginning for us! 🎉❤️
🥂📅 Cheers to a new year and a new beginning for us! 🎉❤️
2024-01-11 08:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post