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January: LOVE IT! I'm a bit crazy. I will wake up at 3 AM on January 1st (so Dec 31st is bed around 9 pm) and start working. January is the month where I'll work 31 consecutive days, non stop. To me, it's a tradition of starting the year the right way, and being efficient and productive. It brings good luck for the rest of the year. Somehow, I've done that for the last 8 years...and I kinda like it.
May: End of the winter, flowers are coming out, mild climate, not too cold, not too warm...always good time to go on vacation since it's cheaper and the crowds are much smaller.
October: Pumpkin Spice Latte, similar weather than in May...leafs colours are beautiful...there's just something magic.
December: Don't you know me yet? I'm a Christmas addict ;)
June: I HATE IT! It's too hot. When it's cold? You get warm up! When it's too hot, you can't! Places are crowed. Queues are longer everywhere. It's more expensive to do everything. Kids are out of school and all over the place. BLAH! I despise June and July LOL call me a grinch :p
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Currently watching How I Met Your Father (with Hillary Duff)....have you watched it?
I'm on episode 6 (we aren't getting them as fast in Canada)...and I feel I'd like it more if I wasn't constantly comparing it to HIMYM! I didn't like it after episode 1...but starting to get into it right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQlhKUdp_vQ
FYI....whenever I have a promo specifically saying "new subscriber", don't try to get the freebies if you're not a new sub! lol I can see your history, I get a different notification for real new subs, and I remember most usernames, anyways :P And no, saying "Was worth a shot" isn't cute lol
In the meantime, thank you for everyone thinking I'm worth an auto renew! This page can only survive with the help of those who follow me every month! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
Goooooood morning!!!!
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Today's question...
***If I had to only pick 4 months in a year (my favorite ones), it would be quite an easy choice. Which one of these months would NOT be in my 4 picks?***
Having a dilemma. Which next retro console should I get?
My nostalgia comes from the Gamecube as I had this console after my N64. Never had the Wii. However, I can play GC cubes on the Wii and it opens up more possibilities in the future, like playing House of The Dead with the gun remotes.
But playing GC on Wii...I don't know...there's something so unique with this oddly shaped purple console! LOL
Which way should I go?
I've been talking a lot about Arcade1Up when I'm talking about arcades...but did you guys know they existed before I started mentioning their machines?
***ARCADE TALK***
Next week, I'll show you more of another arcade machine of mine. Which one would you like to see next? I'll try to take a few videos of it and give you my thoughts / review.
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You can notice that Homer as the same bowling shirt as this famous bowling episode!
It was done with one hand for the ball and the button while filming...on the Hard level... so, it's THAT easy lol
***Were you a fan of the Simpsons at one point in your life?***
***IT'S TIME FOR ARCADE TALK***
Let me show you another one of my arcade machines: The Simpsons. I have a hate and love relationship with this machine. First off, I barely use it. It's BORING! But... I was such a huge Simpsons fan, and it brings up so much nostalgia...and it's pretty, hahaha!
It has two games, the classic beat em up, and the Simpsons Bowling game. The Beat em up game is fine, but honestly, once you've beaten it once, why would you play again? I remember, as a kid, shoving quarters after quarters to beat it. When it's your machine? You press a button, and free credits appear. So it isn't as fun or challenging. But everyone is drawn to this machine with a sense of nostalgia. IT'S THE SIMPSONS!
The bowling game? Love that it's the original voices of the show, and the quotes are just perfect for every character. However, even when playing the most brutal mode...it's easy to have a perfect game! Worst case, 10-11 strikes and 1-2 spares! Once again, very low replay value as you won't have to fight a long time to nail the perfect game. And when you play with friends? Everyone can almost nail a perfect one!
Bottom line: If it was the same games but with any other characters, I wouldn't dare keeping this arcade in 1000 years. But it's the Simpsons...! It's my least played arcade, so it would probably be one of the first to go if I want a new machine and I don't have room for it. But, somehow, I would still hate not seeing it sitting around...
***Have you ever played the Simpsons Beat Em Up in the arcade before?***
Thinking about showing you one of my arcade machines later today. I've shown you the Class of 1981...debating which one to show you next...stay tuned! :) Oh, and wishing you all a wonderful mid week! Thank you so much for those who keep supporting me through opening paid messages, tips and chatting with me in DM. Your support (and friendship in some instances) means a lot to me <3 #Grateful
**We got one awesome question asked yesterday, so I'll start my morning by answering it! Had a lot of fun thinking about this answer. Feel free to ask more questions guys on the post below!!!**
Question:
***If you could spend time with 3 famous people, who would they be, and how would you like to spend your time with them (video games, bowling, dinner, etc.)?***
First one would be Kyle Lowry. He seems like a real funny guy, and from what I read, he's a basketball genius. I'd love picking up his brain on all his NBA knowledge, but I'd also love knowing fun stories with Demar Derozan (they are besties) and other silly things those guys did. Funny story, in their earlier years in Toronto, they (him and Demar) both showed up at a McDonald's drive-thru (walking, not in a car) to get some food. Unfortunately, they couldn't serve them, as drive-thrus are only for vehicles. So I'd probably go to McDonald's with him. LOL, no need for something fancy!
The second person would be Blake Lively, hoping that Ryan Reynolds is there too! I just love how they troll each other on social media. Blake is hot. Ryan is a Canadian. And I've always enjoyed both of them as actors. It seems like it would be pretty cool to just have dinner with them and hopefully a threesome.
Third and final person would be Donald Trump. LOL just joking. I'd go with Mark Cuban. He loves basketball, which is awesome, but his business mind is so interesting. I've only been watching Shark Tank for the past decade because of him. I think he's a business genius and has a tremendously big heart (he always likes to support causes and things close to his heart or help children). I volunteer at the hospital from time to time, so I'd probably offer him to hang out with me at the hospital. I'm sure he'd be happy to. Kids would be delighted, and at the same time, I could spend time with him and ask him a bunch of questions about how to run my Onlyfans LOL
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Yeah, the classroom one...NEVER happened (not that I didn't ever have that fantasy, haha!) A few more details about some of those...
Beach: I wouldn't do it again. Sand everywhere...is NOT cool.
Wal-Mart parking lot: I had jerked off this guy while driving on the highway, and once we couldn't handle it anymore, we saw this Wal Mart sign, took the exit...and I ended up swallowing his big load (and had some on my face as well)
In front of the nuns covent: It was a threesome, in a car, during winter time LOL everything about this story is wild. One of the guys was fucking me doggystyle (I was on the backseat, he was standing outside in the cold), while I was sucking that other guy. Thank god we didn't get caught but I didn't really care at the time LOL
The -20C forest: Yeah, did it...but we never finished as he couldn't cum or keep up his hard on at some point...it was too freaking cold LOL
Fitness centre dressing room: It was with a girl, she offered it...and she was hot.. lol
Couch, next to my sleeping bestie: Actually was a double BJ next to her sleeping. I swear LOL I only told her a few years later and she couldn't believe it hahahahahaha
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Today, I've heard the word TWITTERBANG! Apparently, it's banging someone with whom you’ve exchanged less than 140 words. GETTING. IT. DONE.
Have you ever done that? I personally haven't...I think...yeah, I'm pretty sure lol
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Good morning :)
Let's do a quick trivia! You get it right, and I'll send you a FREE XXX gift!!!
This weekend's question...
***I had sex at least once in ALL of these locations, except one...which one?"
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Fun fact of the day: The original name for the search engine Google was Backrub. It was renamed Google after the googol, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros.
LOL can you imagine, using your Backrub Assistant "Backrub, what time is it?"
"Oh, what does that word mean again? NVM, I'll just back rub it"
Have a wonderful March 31st!!!
