Never to late to learn new things 💋
Never to late to learn new things 💋
2021-07-07 20:10:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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I’ve been reporting dicks ALL DAY ever since I noticed I cou..
I’ve been reporting dicks ALL DAY ever since I noticed I could and turns out the real dicks are the lying liars that work for this bull shit company and make fake report a dick buttons and then won’t even listen to a ho!! You’d think, that the people working at a porn platform would be the first people to run over and start the award process for best dick and so forth otherwise WHY THE DICK REPORT BUTTON? So be warned everyone, no one at corporate gives one shit about gorgeous dick reports.
2021-07-07 13:12:39 +0000 UTC View PostOmg 🤣🤣🤣 i get so raunchy on my Twitter even I blush when som..
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 i get so raunchy on my Twitter even I blush when someone RT me. Once I hit *post* it’s like having a super orgasm -I’m so out of mind that I have no memory of space and time and what I just did. The best part of all is that all my sex happens on my paid page so these genuine freaks from Twitter cum here and then unsub the second their slimy dicks shrivel back down to earth. Have you SEEN TWITTER LATELY? It’s so nasty that must have been why Trump was always on it. 🤣🤣 hes like I’M PRESIDENTING but really he was doing a solo Clinton behind a touch screen in the oval. Oh yeah….work….so hard……America cums first baby america 🇺🇸 first 💋
2021-07-06 20:50:24 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/166239174/thedarkvoice 🤣 lol LOVE THIS ..
https://onlyfans.com/166239174/thedarkvoice 🤣 lol LOVE THIS GUY he is so funny; almost as funny as me🤣 He lays into me at the end *6 min mark* over my “nowhere to ho” post, which was actually a one hundred percent true post. We were out of lube and I’m like HOLY SHIT THE LUUUBBBEEEE and my BF pops out of nowhere *like he does* with this awful half organic half water half unicorn snot lube we paid like $30 for so WE WONT EVER THROW IT AWAY but also we can’t stand it *goes on smooth as silk and turns into eyelash glue in under a minute* hes like WE HAVE THIS! I’m like *just a look* and I go and get ready to head into the sex shop but you can’t LOOK like you were born inna sex shop to go and buy gallons of LUBE how uncouth. It only took me under 3 hours to get ready and then I’m like OK READY and my BF is like OH THEY CLOSE AT 6 FOR THE HOLIDAY 😱😭😭😭😭 All dressed up and nowhere to ho 💋
2021-07-06 18:19:55 +0000 UTC View PostJust got some new ink; what do you think? Having a husband ..
Just got some new ink; what do you think? Having a husband AND a boyfriend is really the double penetration of your soul 💋
2021-07-06 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI hate it when I put on something respectable enough for the..
I hate it when I put on something respectable enough for the sex shop to go and buy more lube LUBE WE NEED MORE LUBE DOWN HERE and then you spent so much time jerking off your clients that by the time you head out the door SHOP IS CERRADO -which is Spanish for “no go ho.” I’m very international 💋
2021-07-06 01:07:42 +0000 UTC View PostI always bundle up when I go outside 💋 That way when I’m ins..
I always bundle up when I go outside 💋 That way when I’m inside I can be nude and carefree!!
2021-07-05 19:51:28 +0000 UTC View PostOne time I let my husband bang me in the back of his black T..
One time I let my husband bang me in the back of his black Toyota 4Runner. It was Christmas and we were at my dads house when we said we needed to “get some”thing out of the car so he put that shit in drive and we parked along a fence a block away. I always wear dresses so all he had to do was pull himself out and get inside for the ride. I’d rate a 4Runner *very fuckable* as you can get a small lady in a missionary position where her feet are planted firmly on the ceiling and her butt is being grinded on the floor. (The back seats flip down to allow for more fucking capacity.) This is literally junk in the truck 🛻 *beep-beep What do you do for love? 💋
2021-07-04 21:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostLet the professionals do our jobs and keep your wives and gi..
Let the professionals do our jobs and keep your wives and girlfriends 👯♀️ in their places. No one can cook and clean and watch kids AND be a sex bomb exploding your loads every day. Even if you can land a B like me that manages to do it all, trust me IT IS TOO MUCH for you 💋 I’m in the kitchen wearing an apron and shorts and I THINK my BF is getting hard checking me out as I see his eyes scanning my body. I’m like oh yeah mama gonna get some now. Turns out he was thinking “aw gee look at her! I’m tired!” 🤣🤣 I’m 45 so it’s not just him and you ain’t gonna be the exception. He still fucked me LIKE A MAN but yeah he was tired 🥱 So enjoy your internet sex and be glad you can log-in and log-out just in …and out…in and out and in and out and in and 💤💤💤💤💤
2021-07-04 18:49:34 +0000 UTC View PostIf there is one thing mama is so proud of it’s the passion f..
If there is one thing mama is so proud of it’s the passion for fashion in the hearts of the youth today. Not to be outclassed by the complete whorish garishness of the likes of Marilyn Monroe or Joan Crawford; us Ho’s of today are keeping up with the Kardashians and bringing a taste of our honey right to the salivating mouths of today. “No hemline is too short; no fabric is too see through” Thats my motto and I’m even more classy when I’m picking out women’s clothing💋
2021-07-04 17:56:43 +0000 UTC View PostBe creative and you won’t be able to stop the flow 💋
Be creative and you won’t be able to stop the flow 💋
2021-07-03 21:40:04 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/165194278/curvaceous_barbie No better w..
https://onlyfans.com/165194278/curvaceous_barbie No better way to explain this. Curvaceous Barbie has done it again 💋
2021-07-03 16:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostYou gotta KNOW IT before you can own it 🙌 No one needs to as..
You gotta KNOW IT before you can own it 🙌 No one needs to ask “is this sexy, daddy? Do you like this?” You can be hand-washing the recycling and a guy sees you HE WILL GET HARD. The ones that want sex always want sex and seeing a door open reminds them HEY I WANT TO GET LAID OR AT LEAST JERKED OFF NOW THAT I SAW THAT DOOR OPEN so of course they gonna try and jam their hard cock inside I mean if you didn’t want sex then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR LIKE THAT? And right after that business with the recycling too!! What’s not sexy is the constant begging for the validation. If you don’t know what’s sexy then please step aside and let the professionals show you how it’s done until you are ready to fly on your own little birdies. Watch mama go and get hers 💦 When ready, go and TELL the world what is sexy while they are staring it right in the hole 💋
2021-07-03 05:51:40 +0000 UTC View PostNeedy junk mail; who would have ever thought?
Needy junk mail; who would have ever thought?
2021-07-02 20:12:29 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/164483932/adoramelf Omg hottest voice e..
https://onlyfans.com/164483932/adoramelf Omg hottest voice ever. Won sexiest voice in her own mind contest. Makes me wet all the time. I bet she’s hot to look at too 💋
2021-07-01 21:47:45 +0000 UTC View PostGuise, be VERY CAREFUL when doing sexy-hot photo shoots with..
Guise, be VERY CAREFUL when doing sexy-hot photo shoots with edible “toys.” Did you know that “the stems cum off very easy, Adorabella!” Yes dear I FUCKING KNOW THAT. What I didn’t know was how tight a Pu$$y gonna clamp down on whatever she gets in there *nom nom nom namaste inside is what those cherries were thinking If you ever see a video of someone pulling cherries out their puSSy then just know #fakenews and also (asking for a friend) the ones in your asshole will get smashed.
2021-07-01 14:59:58 +0000 UTC View PostSome deign elements don’t age well, but we can all agree tha..
Some deign elements don’t age well, but we can all agree that the tens of thousands spent on the design and construction of a velvet plush decorated secret “vagina” tunnel that starts in the living room and dumps anyone who enters out through a fake front loaded clothes dryer mounted in the shared wall is well money well spent. And who has not had the urge to include over a thousand hits of MDMA in a giant wall mounted sculpture? Architectural Digest here she cums 💋
2021-07-01 04:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostI am so sick and tired of brothers denying me. This must en..
I am so sick and tired of brothers denying me. This must end. Stop the spread of liars that say they like big butts and then refuse to spread them cheeks when presented with one of the finest specimens the Bay Area has to offer. I’m bending over forwards all fucking day here and we all know the backwards bend is the most commonly used way to get things accomplished. It’s extra hard for us big booty ho’s so at least tell the god dammed truth when we can barely squeeze on by 💋
2021-06-30 15:52:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhere was I when Trump needed me ⚡️
Where was I when Trump needed me ⚡️
2021-06-30 03:16:30 +0000 UTC View PostSEX COSTS MONEY 💰 Time for a Slutonomics lesson! All the d..
SEX COSTS MONEY 💰 Time for a Slutonomics lesson! All the daddy’s want fucks for free, but there are ZERO FUCKS GIVEN by this pu$$y or any other kitty 🐈⬛ for free. It all boils down to TIME as in a ⏰ you can’t punch, but pinch 🤏 me all you like mmmmm yeah PINCH ME I’M REAL ok so sex. No one hands over currency 💴 every time a fluid is exchanged, but go and google “opportunity cost” if what I’m about to say has still left you scratching your head while left all alone to scratch at your post. Opportunity cost is what you give up, in order to have something else. For women, the OPPORTUNITY COST of creating sexy content is literally that we can be doing ANYTHING ELSE with our golden squirting coochies. That is why, even though yes lots of porn is “free” as well as most sexual encounters, the women here expect a small fee to be paid. It isn’t the inherent value of the actual content or your brain busting knowledge that you can go out, get a slut d r u n k and all the sudden you a fucking pimp for the night. We all know that no one “has” to pay for sex. BUT YOU DO HERE. #timesup, bitch Sexy content creators can be doing other things with our time. And if you want us to be flashing puss and ta-ta then we start to pay attention when it becomes more profitable to spend our TIME this way. Even the smallest shrimp dicked husband PAYS for “content.” (Asking for a friend) yeah let’s just say you were a short Pakistani American guy and you married a hot Irish-Spanish-Scottish-Swiss-German American Slutonomic Professor (let’s keep this as rando as possible to protect identification) even that guy who made 110K a year paid for sex! Then he did the math and was like hey $916 a fuck isn’t a good return on my salary, I think I’ll throw a man-baby fit and toss this bitch to the curb and play the sobbing whining abused husband so that people feel sorry for the guy that can’t afford his trophy wife. Then the guy that rescued the discarded trash-wife, used his normal sized dick and his TIME to fuck the ish out of that lady and that lowered his COST 💲 per fuck down to a level where all he does is work-fuck-sleep and he thinks “great way to spend my time and money.” Supply and demand, baby. Time is money. We all pay for sex, even if the costs are hidden and the barriers to entry are low.
2021-06-29 19:48:37 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/124678659/mashasexybunnyfree I am blown..
https://onlyfans.com/124678659/mashasexybunnyfree I am blown away by how purely gorgeous masha sexy bunny is AND BARELY 18 this lady will be breaking hearts for decades to cum 💋 (I’ve included a picture of myself at 18 for comparison.) do you like my pussy?
2021-06-29 19:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat fruit makes the best pet? Obv it would be crazy to try..
What fruit makes the best pet? Obv it would be crazy to try and have a pet orange or a fucking pineapple IMO so let’s try and be real here and choose between the two fruits most commonly kept as house pets: Watermelon or banana.
2021-06-29 16:28:27 +0000 UTC View PostWow, maybe I’m “old” and “out of the loop” but it seems pret..
Wow, maybe I’m “old” and “out of the loop” but it seems pretty ballsy like Halsey to spam a hundred dollar ask and then act sad 😞 and neglected when a mass message isn’t being PAID to respond to. What the hell is this? Literally a hand out!! I had to do a double take to believe my own eyes! Oh wah 😩 you aren’t giving me money daddy wah wah wah *looks out from behind fake tears to see if wallet has been opened. Does Nike send out the manager to sit on the floor in a melt down over a missed sales goal when a customer doesn’t find the right shoe to buy? Good grief!! Have some dignity and work for your money instead of using the same low level emotional black mail an uneducated third world mother uses on her 18 kids to keep them in line! 🎤
2021-06-29 00:22:38 +0000 UTC View PostName that tune......💋 I worked with this old guy and he was..
Name that tune......💋 I worked with this old guy and he was really into pop music so he’d be there at work insisting we all follow the rules that were a thing back in WW2 when he was born, but also he’d be singing “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.” He hated me. One time I walked up behind him as he was down on his knees searching around on the bottom shelf and I asked “whatcha looking for? Your manhood?” 💋classic Adorabella 💋
2021-06-28 22:12:13 +0000 UTC View PostI do not understand how I have not gone viral yet!! I have ..
I do not understand how I have not gone viral yet!! I have been to HUNDREDS of Starbucks and I will literally yell “my name is Karen write it on the cup K-a-R-E-N KAREN AND I HAVE RIGHTS.” Sometimes I remind them to enforce their oppressive mask policy and demand to speak to the manager I DONT CARE IF THE MASK RESTRICTIONS HAVE BEEN LIFTED IN YOUR DANGEROUS FILTHY STATE YOU TELL ME TO PUT ONE ON!” Usually they are mid-eye roll and halfway through the obligatory “ok ma’am wear the mask or don-“ AND THEN I GO FOR THE ZINGER OH IS THIS OK? *use shirt as face shield struggling to force mini-t past chin ARE WE ALL HAPPY TO LIVE IN A SOCIALIST COMMUNIST REGIME OF HATE? And not one person has gotten over their obvious approval and made the effort to FILM ME!! It’s like yeah I’m breaking down the barriers I GET THAT but let’s GET IT FILMED and make mama Karen-famous. For fucks sake!! I try so hard and no one cares.
2021-06-28 00:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooh busty Sonia gotta mouth on her that matches her brain. O..
Ooh busty Sonia gotta mouth on her that matches her brain. Ohhh yeah I’m fucking off soooo hard baby. Mmmmm mama loves your mean dirty talk and hitting my block button right away I’m creaming sooo hard for you the sides of my wallet are melting away and I’m cumming I’m cumming oh oh I’m cumming with the tip for you Sonia just watch me bust it out and golden shower you with all of my money honey and so many people are gonna see how rude you are then ohhh yeah let’s all fuck ourselves cause Sassy Sonia told us. 🤣🤣🤣🙋♀️🗑😳🚩🤮😝🤷🏼♀️🤣💋
2021-06-27 20:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a lovely day for cock play! Me and my BFF aka THE SQUIR..
What a lovely day for cock play! Me and my BFF aka THE SQUIRT QUEEN OF 1880 put on our finery and took the gayest jaunt in the park today with our toys. Father OF COURSE send ‘round the carriage to try and catch us and return us to our lessons, but just the night before we saved Andrew Dicksmoore from being horsewhipped within an inch of his life for the crime of sending Agatha Poonskweeft an unsolicited package RIGHT TO HER DOOR. We lied and said it was from Aunt Dolly and everyone knows her bouts with hysteria cause her more embarrassment than I dare say I could ever hope to have at my disposal. Naturally, Andrew is forever indebted to us and it was his pleasure to drive father in more circles than a pack of wild tongues have ever made around my chest. Ooh I’ve said too much, I’m feeling a flush creep over my face 💋
2021-06-26 21:35:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Simpin’ ain’t easy. Every day, it’s another idiot with the ..
Simpin’ ain’t easy. Every day, it’s another idiot with the same tired old scam. The best part of these guys come up to us and then when we don’t fall for their bull shit they try and act like they are too good for us anyways? Huh? Then....why’d you cum sniffin around mama’s tree, bitch? “I’m not paying!” Then get the fuck away because you are blocking the path of someone that will!!
2021-06-25 23:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post