I really do like being that MILF/GILF that lives on your str..
Added 2024-02-29 17:14:37 +0000 UTCI really do like being that MILF/GILF that lives on your street that actually will fuck your husband, your son, maybe even your wife. Why? I just do. I like walking down the street dressed in a very MILFy “I will fuck your dick off if you play your cards right” kind of way. It’s fun to watch the husbands try not to look. But they do. I’m sure they say all kinds of not-so-flattering crap. You know, “She’s not attractive to me/not my type” kind of thing. Bullshit. I’m everyone’s type if you let me get my hooks into you. The best part is, I’ll never tell. Even if you let the cat out of the bag, I’ll still keep my silence. I will, however, try to fuck you even more once you have been caught. It’s my thing. Makes moist in ways you won’t understand.
I need a mental health day. If I hear that one more time, I’m going to beat the mental health right out of whoever says it. I’m just saying. Another reason I hate hanging around with 30 yr. old porn sluts. They have pills for every occasion. I have dicks. Dick is my pill. Does wonders for me.
