1st of May, and the first thing I did today was check out po..

1st of May, and the first thing I did today was check out porn on X. I have been trying to check out porn on Reddit, but it feels like work. I don’t really get Reddit. I have a date today. Looking forward to it. It will be a mystery date for anyone who reads these blogs. I’ll fill you in afterward.

Why are all the student protesters so not fuckable? Both the men and the women. The women look like their body odor is strong among them. The men look so…I don’t know… what's the descriptor I’m looking for here… incapable. They look and sound like they have zero usefulness in real-world applications. Plus, their inability to have any self-awareness of both their mental capacity and physical condition is frightening. A good 3-month on-the-job training course in a diesel mechanics shop would either kill them or do them some good. I’m fine with either way. It is these things and not their perceived cause that come to mind when I see them protesting. That, all by itself, makes them annoying. Just so you know, not only can I change my own tire, I can put brakes on a semi truck, start to finish. I used to be married to a guy who had a diesel shop. I also fucked his employees, so things didn’t work out all that well for him in that regard. I used to masturbate when he would go to his shop and talk with his mechanics, who, unbeknownst to him, had emptied sperm from their balls inside of me. It was a total of 3 employees. I still fuck one of them every now and then, and it’s been 20 years since I first slipped his dick in my innards. I also fucked my ex about 5 or 6 years ago. He was still hot, but he never really was all that good at fucking. A pump and grunt kind of guy who finished in a few minutes and then went back to whatever else he had going on. Hence me sucking Reggie's dick in the waiting room while my husband was finalizing a driver's bill. I do miss being the boss’s wife who was willing to bend over and let the employees sniff my ass in hopes of enticing them into breeding his wife behind his back.

I hate “GoFundMe” campaigns. I know this probably sounds stone-cold, but I can’t help how I feel about them. 90% of the ones that show up on Twitter-X are bullshit. If an adult performer runs one, the odds increase to a 99.5% bullshit factor.