Been messing around on Hinge lately. I found a pretty good-l..

Been messing around on Hinge lately. I found a pretty good-looking 30-something-year-old, and by all accounts, from the pic he sent me, his dick is prime meat for my pussy. Though I say this with caution because I have gotten fake pics before. So, fingers crossed. Let you know how that goes.

I require a new cock to slip inside me on the regular, which is why I am on Hinge. I am sadly going to have to dump one of my regulars. I will say aggressive behavior issues and leave it at that. It didn’t let it get to the level of anything serious happening, but once that line is crossed, it will continue being crossed further each time. So the first time is the last time with me. Always has been and always will. Though honestly, this is only the 2nd time in all my years I have had to eject a guy from my life for revealing what a ding dong he really is. That’s a lot of years and a lot of guys…so if that’s going to be my dud percentage…I’m batting a thousand! I suspect guys have a much greater chance of running into a chick who is batshit crazy than I do of finding the same in a guy. Anyway, enough about this.

Back to Hinge. No, back to Tinder. A few years ago, I made a few get-togethers with a guy I found on there. He sent me lots of pics. He was good looking, I give him that. His pics showed him with a huge dick. The first time we met, we didn’t fuck. Then we met a second time and did fuck. His face and body matched his pics, so imagine my surprise when he popped out a 3 or 4-inch hard dick. Now I still would have met and fucked him even if he had shown me accurate dick pics. But I was fully expecting a nice inch piece of cock perfection. I didn’t get that. But he was good-looking, and I wanted a cock in my guts, so we fucked. But he broke out the condoms, which didn’t fit as he had magnums for whatever reason, and then after about 20 seconds, he filled his oversized cock balloon up with his jizz. And that was it. He wanted to go get something to eat. I wanted to cum. Neither of us got what we wanted. When I confronted him with the pics he sent me that didn’t match the pint-sized dick that he showed up with, he showed me the app on his phone that made his dick bigger. He said everyone was using it; it was no “big” deal. It was a big deal to me. As I said, I would have fucked him either way, but the deception just killed it for me. So his tiny dick never touched the inside of my body again. We never even saw each other again. So now, I require a video that clearly shows your face, body, and hard cock before we find ourselves on a night out. I’m sure someone can manipulate that, but I doubt most people have the know-how or time to figure it out, so I feel pretty safe with my cock verification technique.