WHY WASTING CRUMBS? Ok, i know what i’m about to say will p..

WHY WASTING CRUMBS? Ok, i know what i’m about to say will probably sound mean or gross but before judge, listen to what i have to say. I know that tiny people are so small that they just need a few crumbs and drops of water to fill their tiny bellies and satisfy their needs and what is that for us? Basically nothing… But still, i couldn’t help but think that is part of MY food and MY water… It will sound selfish but is it fair that my little guy get free food all the time? To not mention how annoying it is to always have to recall to give him some. What do he do to deserve such a treatment? Cause we are “friends”? Cause he is polite and talkative when i feel like? Come one… who wouldn’t be friendly and condescending in front of a being countless times bigger that could crush you under a single toe? I’m a good man but honestly i expect that and give it as granted. No, i’m sorry but i thought it wasn’t fair! Isn’t giving him a free, warm and comfortable place to live not enough? Or watch out to not flatten him under my feet while I walk around? One day, however, i had a great idea, a sort of epiphany and everything changed… I was just back home after a gym training, i was tired and kicked off my sneakers and peeled off my sweaty socks… I felt the need to rub some my sore feet and as i did that i noticed how my skin got ruined by all the sports i practice. It was a bit disgusting to see all those sports with dried dead skin in need to come off… I take good care of my body but with a busy life at times foot care end at the end of the to do list. I definitely needed a pedicure! It was then that I had the idea! That dead skin is organic and so it must provide some nourishment of sort! Why wasting good crumbs for my tiny guy when he has plenty of food already there at full disposal? He’d fill his belly and I’d have a free pedicure, this is what I call a fair deal! It’s a win-win! I know what you’re thinking! . Yes, yes and yes! I perfectly understand that and I actually thought the same for a moment. But then I realized he’s not like me, not like us! He’s not a real person anymore… I mean… He is too small to claim to have any pride or be picky. He live naked his whole life like a worm and I could step on him and crush him anytime just like one. He can’t even fend for himself, he has no rights to complain about such decision. If he can’t find a way to feed himself alone, then he should only be grateful to whatever is FREELY given or offered to him. So I searched for him and once I’ve found him, told him about my idea. I won’t deny I was actually excited about this, it’s something meaningless, yes, but still I was happy I’ve found this solution. Useless to say lil princess had to complain about it… Jeez you should have heard him “What? But that is gross! No way! You can’t be serious… I can’t live of that…” and bla bla bla. Damn, who knows better? A man like me or a tiny bug-like creature that is just a shadow of what a person was? If I say that is good enough and would provide him nourishment then he shouldn’t argue! I admit I wasn’t fully sure but, at least try? Maybe for a week or two! But no, it seemed like he’d never do that. Isn’t his stubbornness a prove of how little is also his brain? It was silly he argued with me. We may be friends and I’m a good guy but I don’t like spoiled brats. You don’t wanna eat it? Fine for me, you’ll starve cause I won’t get you anything else. And so I did… You know what? After 3 days I was resting on the sofa and I spotted him crawling to my foot, silently, head lowered cause I know he realized his mistake and was ashamed of his behavior. He climbed my foot to reach a spot where the skin was ruined and he started to bite and chew on it to have a chunk come off. I was tempted to tell him something and demand a proper apology but as I said I’m a good guy and I didn’t wanted to rage on him. What he did made me smile, so I simple went on watching tv and let him eat, enjoying my free pedicure… I am firmly intentioned to go on with providing him this special diet for at least a few weeks and see how it goes, I will keep you informed...