Let's face it, your dad married a crazy named Stevie Lix. Sh..
Added 2019-07-14 17:45:00 +0000 UTCLet's face it, your dad married a crazy named Stevie Lix. She's a hippy-dippy New Ager who believes in all sorts of crazy stuff. And since the day she moved in, she's also practiced "nude yoga", walked around the house nude, and talks about all things Tantric. She also eyeballs you non stop -- even when dad's around!! So when he leaves, it's on, and since she's your step-mom, you don't really wanna bang her...but there's nothing wrong with a "handie", cause, after all, handies aren't sex! And she's not your "real" mom!!
