Yes I was three hours late for work. I had to go in on a Sat..
Added 2024-06-22 18:35:03 +0000 UTCYes I was three hours late for work. I had to go in on a Saturday because I’ve missed so many days in the past month due to being too stuffed to function or farting at an overwhelming rate. I haven't given notice but i sense my client is worried that I'm slipping away. i think we all know what my priorities are right now.
As much as I look forward to being too fat to work outside of my bed, there is something fucked-up-sexy about being stuffed, bloated and gassy in a professional environment.
They hired an athletic, multi-skilled service provider in 2020 who was strong in the field and excellent behind a computer. I was still fit and professional till mid 2021 when finally my stuffings were starting to stick. Could still do physically challenging tasks that came up.
Now my client rarely lets me do work outside the confines of the office. They tend to give me work to do at home. What would you do if someone in your workplace started going full hog and being visibly disgusting in front of decent people?
