The start of a new script....GET MARRIED TO PORN! "You are ..
Added 2021-05-29 16:15:50 +0000 UTCThe start of a new script....GET MARRIED TO PORN!
"You are such an asshole" your girlfriend screams at you, "I asked you to get this place cleaned up and to make dinner and all you did all day was jack your dick to porn!"
Your girlfriend is so pissed! You swear you have never seen her so angry!
"You know what??" she continues to yell at you, "take this engagement ring back... the wedding is off.... why don't you just go and marry PORN!"
And bam.... your girlfriend is gone and you are left standing there along with your dick in your hand, and you begin to think about everything your girlfriend just said... mmmmm..... why don't you get married to porn? Seems like an excellent idea!
