I’ve got news! 🤰🏻 Jk, I am thoroughly ~not pregnant~ … but I..
Added 2022-07-22 05:16:39 +0000 UTCI’ve got news! 🤰🏻 Jk, I am thoroughly ~not pregnant~ … but I do have an ovarian cyst the size of one of those mini watermelons and it is finally coming outtttt today. Along with a teratoma (the kind that can grow teeth and hair!) on my other ovary. Send me all your good vibes, it’ll mean a lot! If I say anything weird over the next few days let’s blame the painkillers. And if you wanna contribute to my postoperative ice cream/takeout fund I’ll blow you a kiss and send you a lil something (big ole naked video) as a thank you 😌😙 Emilia
