The year is 5069. You work at the COrporation of Cock Knowle..
Added 2021-01-18 23:13:25 +0000 UTCThe year is 5069. You work at the COrporation of Cock Knowledge and its AIs has gone rogue, and now none of the elevators go to the floor you want. So you use the stairs to leave for lunch that day. Jade is an explorer with messy hair, and always carries a laser pistol in her suit. She's mildy allergic to those battered cans of fermented almonds. It's sticky and tastes like vodka. Her spacecraft primary hull has been obviously damaged by a meteoroid collision. She's tied up to the ship but requests assistance. You notice she carries Duraplax, those aluminium cylinders filled with black pills. When swallowed, the sense of taste is exarcerbated for 6 hours. But you grow cat-like whiskers and your tongue gets paralysed when it wears off. Do you take one?
