Popcorn Soles! 🍿🤭 The other night, you were sitting on the ..
Added 2023-03-29 18:35:04 +0000 UTCPopcorn Soles! 🍿🤭 The other night, you were sitting on the floor in your “spot” while we watched a movie. Your “Spot” is usually in a place I’m likely (but not guaranteed) to prop up my feet, so you actually spend a lot of time sitting on the floor by my hubbies legs… This results in my soles/toes literally being right in your face whenever I rest them on his lap! 🤣 Not gonna lie, it was 100% weird at first to have a third party play thing, but now that you’ve got a firm grip of the rules, it’s become wonderfully entertaining! The rules? Well, you know those all to well by now, right babe? 😉 For the first couple weeks of your stay, you may look, but you can’t touch, and you may sniff until your hearts content, but you can’t lick. You can’t kiss, you can’t suck and you can’t worship. 🙅🏼♀️ Some nights I completely keep you both from my feet just for fun. I say both, because you’re BOTH clearly fixated on them lol, and while you always get an evil front row seat to my soles, my hubby’s the one who always get’s to rub and massage them during movie time! (Of course, this then gives you a front row seat to watching my soles rubbed right in your face! I can’t imagine how maddening that is for you? 🤷🏼♀️) Anyway, it seemed that tonight, my feet were off the menu, and you decided to pipe up and suggest we make popcorn… That’s when I slipped off the hot, sweaty slippers I had been wearing for, oh I dunno, must have been the last 6-7 hours? And said: “You don’t need popcorn, just smell my soles.” See, you’re wonderfully entertaining To Be Continued… xoxo -Gwen 👸🏻💋
