

**Tinder Dick Pic SPH with Friends** -- I'm just hanging out with @purplehailstorm and @xoxokayla and I tell them about this guy I've been talking to on Tinder. Things sound like they're going really well and I seem pretty excited about my upcoming date... until he sends a picture of his dick. OMG. It's just so small. I just can't go through with this. My friends and I discuss how a dick like this is just not good enough for me and how unacceptable it is. Finally, they convince me that I should go out and find some real cock to forget about this terrible Tinder dud.