

🤣5 inches: pathetic enough not to want to fuck you
🤣4 inches: So disgusting that you're probably a virgin.
🤣3 inches: I couldn't even touch you and I'd be sick to my stomach at the sight of you.
🤣2 inches: So pathetic that all you deserve is mockery and shit
🤣1 inch: A pimple between your legs, can only be seen with a magnifying glass, better to stomp on you and humiliate you for the rest of your life