


So, did you enjoy the free show you little voyeur? I know you were over here on the couch watching my morning workout. Is that what you're into? You little things have invaded my house but now you're spying on me too?! Well, I saw you looking at my ass over there. Do you like what you see? I hope you do, you little pervert, because you're about to get an up close tour while I sit down here on my couch and relax for the next hour or two. Now stay still, I wouldn't want you to just get crushed under my massive cheeks. After all I want you to stay alive, so your senses can experience what it's like to be up close and personal with the ass you were so concentrated on a few minutes ago. I don't know if you'll be able to really even breathe down there once I get settled it's probably pretty sweaty after that set of stretches and squats I just did. I guess just try to move around enough to remind me you're alive in there so I don't forget about you. Oh, and don't get pulled in too deep. If you can't get yourself out, I'm not going to fish you out later. I'll just consider you to have found your home alongside the other bits of filth and lint, it's not like you're paying rent here as it is. Alright, I'm going to have a seat and catch up on my shows now. After all I have nothing better to do this morning, there's a whole season I need to watch, and this couch is looking mighty comfortable for some reason... Have fun under there little toy, I hope this is a good enough of a "view" of my ass for you! ~<3