Today I want to talk about cum: Specifically the taste of it..

Today I want to talk about cum: Specifically the taste of it 😋

For my fellas, I'm sure you've all wondered about what it tastes like to your partner. Even if you've tasted it yourself (don't be ashamed, it's not uncommon), what you taste and what they taste can be different.

Semen is made up of citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc. Each of these present themselves in different levels at different times based off of diet, hygiene, medications, drugs/cigs/alcohol, overall health like an infection or disease in the body, and exercise level.

The taste and smell can absolutely be manipulated with a little work at any time. While women's juices can be manipulated much quicker (within hours), men's ejaculate can take days to weeks to register a significant difference.

The age old "drink a bottle of pineapple juice before sex" is based off of a very real piece of advice....but it doesn't quite work like that.

Men's and women's ejaculate comes from different parts of the body and are made up of different components. We are blessed to have our "stock-pile" build up rapidly so our taste and smell can change pretty quickly based on our diet as opposed to men's which take a bit more time and consideration.

With that said, understanding what semen already is made of is the starting point. Next is looking at how diets, meds, things we consume, exercise level, etc. affect it is where we can really start to design your perfect load.

Certain foods affect acidity. The ideal pH balance is between 7.2 and 8.0 which is more alkaline than acidic. Good semen will have a slightly ammonia like or chlorine like smell. Overly bitter or metallic is not good.

Semen has a high concentration of fructose which lends to the sweetness of taste. However, certain foods can counteract the sweetness leaving it taste more bitter, pungent or musky. You want to stay away from the following for about a week before your ideal load:

Alcohol
Cigarettes or nicotine
Asparagus
Cabbage
Red meats
Dairy
Coffee
Onions
Garlic
Tuna
Large amounts of eggs
To name a few of the most guilty culprits

Vitamins and supplements can also lead to a more metallic or mineral taste.

Then, there are foods that are GREAT for helping with balance for taste and smell:

Celery
Pineapple
Parsley
Cranberries (actual berries, not juice mix)

Drinking plenty of water and staying hydrated is really good for overall taste and sperm health but overhydration can lead to thinner and more watery semen. If you experience thin and watery semen otherwise, it could be a sign of low zinc in your body, from which you may want to get a zinc level test and possibly take a supplement to help get to a normal level.

Next, we have thickness and overall amount. We all know the more you cum, the less each load has in it. BUT, you can actually safely jack that bad boy up by simply taking the following:

Foods or supplements high in Vitamin C and E
Walnuts
Folate
Bananas
Natural lecithin
Stay away from soy!!!!

If you want to give the best thick hot load of God nectar, pay attention to that last part.

Next, hygiene and exercise: Hair follicles and skin pores can harbor all kinds of unpleasant bacteria. Make sure to scrub well with an antibacterial soap before doing the do. Another thing to be mindful of....hair. As encouraging as we are and can be, none of us...NONE OF US like secretly sitting in the bathroom after and pulling out the wandering pubes that made their way into our vagina. While we may never mention it, it's not something we enjoy doing....AT ALL. There may be an oral apprehension because of the amount of hair too. Can she go deep enough, probably. Will she with this amount of hair she'll reach, probably not. No one wants to floss their teeth with pubes. Sorry fellas. Shaving is great because it helps to keep things smooth and bare for maximum sucking and licking pleasure, but after a day or two, it begins to grow back in all stubbly and can give our delicate perfect pussies rugburn. No Bueno. I highly recommend waxing if you're not pussy enough for the quick first time pain. Your partner will thank you in the long run! It also ensures the hair grows back thinner and less often. One waxing sesh can last weeks. Gotta risk it for the hot buttered biscuit. :)

Exercise: physical activity releases certain hormones that make their way into the semen. These are all a pleasant thing as they can help with balancing pH, enhancing the sweetness in the fructose and assisting volume amount. A sedentary lifestyle can obliterate the positives and lead to negative effects. It's also good for stamina, which.....if you want to be a "great fuck" you need stamina. I won't elaborate, it's a given and a must.

Now, remember when we talked about timing? Making these changes aren't a day of deal. While women can see a remarkable difference in taste and smell by the day, for guys, it can take days or weeks. Bank on about a week which is average. For one week before the perfect fuck sesh, make these changes. The more you do them, the better it all gets. You want the toe curling, eyes crossing, can't even speak cuz she can't breath pleasure all over her body? Start with these things. After that, it's all about how you use the rest of what you have to give it to them; hands, mouth, dick, etc. But that's a later conversation.

Lastly, if you notice your cum is too thick or thin, overly aggressive smell or discolored, please seek medical attention because these can all be signs of disease, infection or endocrine problems. Avoid sex until getting your results.

Otherwise, happy fucking and enjoy turning your spitter into a swallower 😘